Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
😱 😆I love it! Mostly because it looks like the cookie monster (I don't mean the sesame street guy... though he is pretty cool), but I still love it.
I think you should make a mario dur, and name it after me.
Pretty please? blush2
but you sure you wanna risk it haermm
Originally posted by TricksterPriest
apocdur Close enough. 😄 mad props Kaya. 👆
A Shadowy figure opened up the door which contained Kaya, but didn't remain to uphold his glory, or her glory, as the shadowy figure moved on. Kaya sat there stunned, and made her way to the doorway to see if it was some kind of trick. Nothing, but cold blue walls. She took this chance to get Bada out, she prayed he wasn't past saving. As she opened, the screen door that contained Bada, yes a screen door, it would seem Trickster is such a tight ass that he would rather get a screen door, that a squirrel has clearly made a hole in, then buying a high tech security door, anyway, Kaya opened the door, and noticed the tight ermm expression written across his face, and helped him out of the room with her, hoping she can save him. The Shadowy figure had made his way to the room where Inamilist and Sym are and when the figure opened it, he noticed an empty surface across from Sym. It's where Inamilist was. He was gone. Had he escaped? Did Ash corrupt him? Did Trickster punish him? In any case, The figure hit a switch on the wall that released the metal chain that held him on the spinning table that was at a 90 degree angle from the floor. Gravity dropped Sym. His ankles and wrists were sore, from the metal braces that sustained him. Sym tended to his wounds. His face was stern. You can only imagine what happened to him. The figure went across from the previous room, to Trickster's quarters. He was out like a dog on his bed, his sheets half of the bed, and snoring obnoxiously loud. He hit the switch to release Bran and Martian off the wall, and it didn't take long till they clumsily made their way to their feet, but by that time, the figure was gone. The figure fled his way to the basement and found Red. Red was in a ball in the middle of the cold locked cellar. When The door opened. Red stood up, puzzled. He walked to the door and looked up and saw the black abyss that was Apocalypse Castle. He looked around. As if a world had been opened up to him. He slowly made his way up the stairs and went back down and stared at his Hamster Water Bottle. The figure made it to the top of the steps to be greeted by Ash.
"Hello Jason" He said, "You've been causing much chaos in my dear castle, but fear not my dimwitted chum, you associates, you so dearly wished to free, are all safely back in their cages, all of course, except Red. He's broke. We can leave the door open as long as we want, he won't leave, you might say--"
as Ash was in the middle of that sentence, the bewildered Jason back handed, pimp slapped Ash to the floor.
"I own you *****" Jason said as Ash lay on the floor in shock.
Ash's pipe knocked away from him, and his blue robe dirtied, Jason kicked him in the ribs a few times, and made his way back upstairs to free his comrades, again. He didn't get very far till he saw the big blue man himself. Tricksterpreist. He was wielding a metal sledgehammer, and around his neck, was the carcase of Inamilist, and on his head was The Burger King's Crown. He was cranky. He had been disturbed of his sleep. Jason began backing up, pulling out some butter knives out of his pants, backing up, ready to throw them. Trickster began making his way toward Jason, and Jason backed his way toward the downward stairs, stopping only to throw the knives at trickster. Trickster didn't bother to stop moving, nor to block them, as the knives began cutting through him. One through his shoulder-blade, and another through his ear, and another through his chest, opposite to ugly twisted heart. Jason pulled out Cherry Bombs, and began tossing them at Trickster, but alas, failed. Trickster, who you can tell had been working on a one liner for quite some time, said this as he stared Jason in the eyes. "HERALD MY RAGE!" And blindly slug at Jason several times turning him into a bloody pulp, killing the hero. Trickster licked his lips, satisfied with the deed. But, was caught off guard by Red who was at the top of the stairs with his Hamster Bottle on his back. Trickster looked at him puzzled, as Red huffed and puffed struggling to carry the bottle. then Trickster's face turned smug, and said. "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kicked him in the chairs, knocking him back down the stairs. Trickster, satisfied with himself, made his way up the stairs, while Ash, grumbling went downstairs to lock Red's door. Trickster walked up the stairs, with a bloated feeling of self worth, Apocalypse would be proud. Unfortinetly, since no one saw Jason, he'd remain an unsung hero, but us readers, will remember him. Every May 11th we will honor him. Wait, today isn't the 11th, it's 13th, aw well...ermmhappy
Smurf continued to sharpen his wooden stick with the blade he had, and grumbled "why the ****, couldn't red put me in this rant..."
ok, spoilers, the next 3 rants are about the mischevious adventures of herc, spunkard el emurfo, guy, and faceman, making their way to the castle, and one rant will be with me in the cellar, that one should be pretty funny, and it's pretty obvious Trickster's going to die in the end, I already know who'll do it, and what the closing quote will be. I'd say about 5 rants left of this series
Originally posted by Redatom65Can i be the hero, that gets the girl at the end ? 😕
ok, spoilers, the next 3 rants are about the mischevious adventures of herc, spunkard el emurfo, guy, and faceman, making their way to the castle, and one rant will be with me in the cellar, that one should be pretty funny, and it's pretty obvious Trickster's going to die in the end, I already know who'll do it, and what the closing quote will be. I'd say about 5 rants left of this series