"Whatcha gots there, Smurfy?" Herc said to put on the little blue tyrant.
"fishing spear ermm muttered the tiny one
"Going to catch any marlin's with that baby?" replied Further a mocking Herc
"Goina try" replied a growing aggravated Smurf
But, at the moment, Faceman went flying into Guy who was minding his own business watching the clouds in the skies go by. Identifying what each cloud looked like. One even looked like an Aeroplane! Faceman had been Thunderclapped! By the all knowing, malevolent Huc! And on that Huc's shoulder rested Xmeat, and on that shoulder appeared to be dry white goo.
"WTF!?" Shouted Smurf
Herc began laughing his ass off, as he durfisted at the monster. Faceman, not really sure how to react readied for a fight, as Smurf began inflating his arms up with Mushrooms, the Smurf Steroid. Guy, rested on the grass, and watched the clouds. Xmeat Shouted, as if ordering a pokemon.
"HUC!1!11111, Thunderclap HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" And like the obedient green behemoth Huc is, he obeyed, and flying back, did the 3 boys go. herc, who was laughing no longer was laughing, and Faceman, who was perplexed too, went flying, while all the while, Smurf who was eating his Mushrooms, went flying into a tree, and an acorn hit his head. In an all most cartoony fashion, His pupils dilated, and an exaggerated lump grew, as images of Smurfette swirled across his head. Herc took his allmighty plastic mace, he never left anywhere and began swinging at the Green man, who was as big as Xmeat desired, but was casually swatted away by the Goliath, and flew half way across the globe. Faceman took Smurf's spear and began stabbing the mighty Huc's foot, and ankle, but would that of all things seize the menace? Of course not! Herc some how found his what back, with a rowing boat over his head, he leaped up and bashed it over Huc's mighty head.
"You will not defile Hercules, by making an Amalgam with Hulk!" He exclaimed, but like that, Huc's arm, somehow, turned into a giant beak, so be it the will of Xmeat, and like woody the woodpecker pecked him into the ground. Guy, as no one had noticed, had a risen to his feet, and told Xmeat, that his beast was to powerful, and why can't we be friends. In which Xmeat replied, "
do you admit he can beat Superman, and Thanos?"
Guy, nodded and said,
"yes your beast is very powerful, now can't we be friends?"
Xmeat's ego, had bloated, and Huc shrunk and gained much weight, and Xmeat disappeared, and the creature that stood before him, was now a shirt, fat, pimply teenager. They all realized it was Xmeat himself. Smurf, who recovered with his run in with the tree, had a light bulb, lit over his idea, and with that being said, he took the acorn, that fell on his noggin, and pegged it straight at xmeat's delicate head, knocking the ***** out cold. Smurf want :w00t: and gloated that he pwned the rest of his allies. Smurf began doing out of date dances, like the robat, and the monkee, Herc, pulled himself out of the ground and helped Faceman up. Guy stared at Smurf oddly, as herc instucted the three to follow him as they headed into the sock forrest after making their way through Hulk valley. Smurf noticed they went off without him, and grabbed his spear, and charged after him. The Greek writer Homer, sat from a far, blindly writing, what had just occured ending his writing, with the exact twitch in Xmeat's leg. But before they could make their way in, they were confronted by two metro sexual storm goddesees, that go by 2damnloud, and Rutog. They warned them not to go any further, or they'd be butt-raped. Smurf flexed his canadian, lumberjack muscles and claimed that they'd be his bitches, afterall, he did take out Xmeat, they flew off screaching. Before they could make their way in, Fearofblood and Devilgoblin charged at Herc, from the valley. Herc told his allies to press onward, that'd he'd not only kill them, but meet up with them later. Smurf told him to come back with his sheild, or on it, and ran with the other two.
TO BE CONTINUED
Rant #1
Originally posted by Redatom65
There Once was a Nantucket, but enough about that chap, he has nothing to do with what I'm about to type and you are about to read. Our story begins many years ago, the days of Mohawks and mullets and Thundercats and Transformers. We see a small jewish boy in the suburbs of California. His father, who left him and his mother for an Asian that strangely looked like Yoko Ono, this story is about Tricksterpriest, before the obsession. To overcompensate the loss, of her dear, dear Asian seeking obsession, Mrs. Trickster became over obsessive with her dear boy, having him sleep in the same bed as her, up until he would be 17, much like one king of rock and roll, Elvis Presley. Though his mother was not from the south, she had a thick southern belle accent, which she believed would attract men, and indeed she succeeded, as her career, is as you, the reader, would expect, a mattress saleswoman(Bet You Didn't See That Coming!). Though young Trickster was never aware of this, as long he had his spam on his dinner table, and his microwavable Macaroni and Cheese, he didn't complain. Not long before his first day of school, Mrs. Trickster brought home their first TV, in which immediately young Trickster became glued to. With such addictive shows like Mr. Ed, The Beverly Hillbillies, The Brady Bunch, and most of all. The Teenage Mutant Turtles. He became as obsessed with Donatello as he is today with Big Blue. He began wearing a purple cloth around his eyes everywhere he went after cutting two eyes. This included his first day of school. Such a lovely day. No one seemed to care he was wearing such a cloth, it was the fact it was purple. Donatello was the Dan Aykroyd on ghostbusters, of TMNT. And the kids would have much more liked it if he had worn say, Michael Angelo. They egged him, and whipped him, Trickster was so saddened and depressed, but did not know how to vent his feelings, threat when he came home, he saw an old mac, that his mom had just bought and a pile of x-men comics. Instead of crying, he went on the mac and found hentai and in the comics found big blue. Such a strong blue man, really became an authority figure to young trickster, and a role model. For now on, if Trickster would be made fun of, he's solve his problems by killing the student...Joe Quesada style! durfistSmurf really liked to act as an authority figure, and though Hercules wold have much rather made him eat his own lip, he kept to himself. Face, never really liked listening to Smurf, ah yes Smurf. The Burly Canadian Lumberjack, who likes to hear his own wit, complimented by a crowd of brown noses, and surely likes to put down others like he was Donald Trump. And every time he'd instruct Face to do something, it didn't end well. And of course, dearest Guy would have to come in and break it up. Currently, down by a creek to refill upon food supplies, and to fill up their cantines, Herc relaxed under the shade of a tree petting a squirrel with a dur expression. it was becoming increasingly obvious Badabing had his affect on him. Grey Fox, and Smurf were debating on Sparrows max flight speeds, to the point where spit was flying upon one another, spit that carried odd diseases, that most mongooses had never previously heard of. HIV? WHAT!? Face and Guy sat by the creek, just staring in it looking to catch a cool rock that just might happen to pass by. Couldn't these fools realize they were no match for the apocalypse love nest castle in which Redatom and company were locked away? All Smurf had was his wit which was as sharp as the person it was aimed upon, thus making his wit toward Trickster being quite dull! What? I'm kidding! There was a crumpled up squirrel thing where hercules had sat, as he made his way toward a spat invested Smurf. He was about to inform him, that they better continue, before Ash does something dreadful towards Bada. It was becoming increasingly scary how often these two were spending their time with one another, but the reader can infer what they need to. Smurf, saying "sufferinsuckntash!" in the same fashion as one Warner Brothers feline, known today as Sylvester(Smurf, I'll have you know, had me edit this). All the invested spit hit Hercules and....
What'd ya know, Face and Guy found a rock!
Hercules gathered the crew, to continue, and had to pull Smurf's head out of the ground to press onward. Smurf glaring in an evil fashion as herc's back grabbed a knife out of his pocket, and crabbed a rather large stick as he followed behind the others.
TO BE CONTINUED
Rant #2
Originally posted by Redatom65
A Shadowy figure opened up the door which contained Kaya, but didn't remain to uphold his glory, or her glory, as the shadowy figure moved on. Kaya sat there stunned, and made her way to the doorway to see if it was some kind of trick. Nothing, but cold blue walls. She took this chance to get Bada out, she prayed he wasn't past saving. As she opened, the screen door that contained Bada, yes a screen door, it would seem Trickster is such a tight ass that he would rather get a screen door, that a squirrel has clearly made a hole in, then buying a high tech security door, anyway, Kaya opened the door, and noticed the tight ermm expression written across his face, and helped him out of the room with her, hoping she can save him. The Shadowy figure had made his way to the room where Inamilist and Sym are and when the figure opened it, he noticed an empty surface across from Sym. It's where Inamilist was. He was gone. Had he escaped? Did Ash corrupt him? Did Trickster punish him? In any case, The figure hit a switch on the wall that released the metal chain that held him on the spinning table that was at a 90 degree angle from the floor. Gravity dropped Sym. His ankles and wrists were sore, from the metal braces that sustained him. Sym tended to his wounds. His face was stern. You can only imagine what happened to him. The figure went across from the previous room, to Trickster's quarters. He was out like a dog on his bed, his sheets half of the bed, and snoring obnoxiously loud. He hit the switch to release Bran and Martian off the wall, and it didn't take long till they clumsily made their way to their feet, but by that time, the figure was gone. The figure fled his way to the basement and found Red. Red was in a ball in the middle of the cold locked cellar. When The door opened. Red stood up, puzzled. He walked to the door and looked up and saw the black abyss that was Apocalypse Castle. He looked around. As if a world had been opened up to him. He slowly made his way up the stairs and went back down and stared at his Hamster Water Bottle. The figure made it to the top of the steps to be greeted by Ash."Hello Jason" He said, "You've been causing much chaos in my dear castle, but fear not my dimwitted chum, you associates, you so dearly wished to free, are all safely back in their cages, all of course, except Red. He's broke. We can leave the door open as long as we want, he won't leave, you might say--"
as Ash was in the middle of that sentence, the bewildered Jason back handed, pimp slapped Ash to the floor.
"I own you *****" Jason said as Ash lay on the floor in shock.
Ash's pipe knocked away from him, and his blue robe dirtied, Jason kicked him in the ribs a few times, and made his way back upstairs to free his comrades, again. He didn't get very far till he saw the big blue man himself. Tricksterpreist. He was wielding a metal sledgehammer, and around his neck, was the carcase of Inamilist, and on his head was The Burger King's Crown. He was cranky. He had been disturbed of his sleep. Jason began backing up, pulling out some butter knives out of his pants, backing up, ready to throw them. Trickster began making his way toward Jason, and Jason backed his way toward the downward stairs, stopping only to throw the knives at trickster. Trickster didn't bother to stop moving, nor to block them, as the knives began cutting through him. One through his shoulder-blade, and another through his ear, and another through his chest, opposite to ugly twisted heart. Jason pulled out Cherry Bombs, and began tossing them at Trickster, but alas, failed. Trickster, who you can tell had been working on a one liner for quite some time, said this as he stared Jason in the eyes. "HERALD MY RAGE!" And blindly slug at Jason several times turning him into a bloody pulp, killing the hero. Trickster licked his lips, satisfied with the deed. But, was caught off guard by Red who was at the top of the stairs with his Hamster Bottle on his back. Trickster looked at him puzzled, as Red huffed and puffed struggling to carry the bottle. then Trickster's face turned smug, and said. "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kicked him in the chairs, knocking him back down the stairs. Trickster, satisfied with himself, made his way up the stairs, while Ash, grumbling went downstairs to lock Red's door. Trickster walked up the stairs, with a bloated feeling of self worth, Apocalypse would be proud. Unfortinetly, since no one saw Jason, he'd remain an unsung hero, but us readers, will remember him. Every May 11th we will honor him. Wait, today isn't the 11th, it's 13th, aw well...ermmhappy
Smurf continued to sharpen his wooden stick with the blade he had, and grumbled "why the ****, couldn't red put me in this rant..."
First 2 rants, as requested by red. You are the man. 👆 😄 😆
Originally posted by Redatom65
A dark and windy day at the once Mongoose Nightclub, now Tricksterpriest castle. A terrible blue castle in which Evil Ash and Trickster Priest ruled. In these very walls these two "master minds ( ermm ) captured and held hostage many mongooses. Among these Mongooses was Trickster's mortal enemies, Bran and Martian. They suffered the worst fate of all, but that will have to wait for now, as we go on to dearest Badabing. Stuck between 4 walls seemingly coming in on him. These walls have giant dur smilies painted on them and this rush of emoticon pleasure warped his poor little mind. Who else but the diabolical Evil_Ash would do such a thing, as it was obvious to the must ignorant spectator, that his once exuberant dur expression was slowly turning into an ermm expression, the worst nightmare for poor Bada, and what of Kaya, I would have you know that Ash didn't stop there with his punishment, oh no, apparently one of the walls was translucent and her punishment, for being a girl, was to sit and watch the whole thing! No one else but Trickster would come up with that! And next we find Sym and Inamilist(we haven't heard that name in a while!) who were across from The Apocalypse suite. More on that diabolical room later, as for now, we discuss the cruel punishment of being stripped completely naked and having to watch Naruto in such a dull lifeless room, almost as lifeless as the anime itself. Who Else But Trickster would be that cunning and evil! But as we cross these walls into the Suite, we hear music of the accordion, I warn you now ahead of time, for this is not for the faint of heart, we see Trickster and Ash lying across their Apocalypse bed, under the covers doing god only knows what. And right to the left of them is Superguy playing Trickster's favorite melody. And with 4 walls of apocalypse staring and judging we see, on the room opposite of the bed, Martian and Bran, receiving the worse punishment. Not only is Trickster and Ash forcing respect upon them, they have to appreciate of two misunderstood apocalypse fans. Terror she wrote! But for now we find ourselves in the basement, the cellar if you will, of the very said castle. For down there, you see, we find poor Red. Trickster, so desperate for leadership, had to lock poor Red in the cellar, with nothing but a dog bull, and of those things a hamster drinks out of. No bed, though he was left with a small blanket. He didn't have his grease painted mustache, not his lovely Groucho Marx Glasses, and his Beatle hair had been completely shaved off. Every now and then he'd see Ash come down there to refill his water or his food bowl, and finally we find our way outside, in a solitude room, where we find Marea. THough her punishment is not nearly as bad as Martian's and Bran's, it's still terrible, as apparently Trickster not liking her Tricksterpriest bashing, which he took as Apocalypse bashing, which my fateful readers, is even worse then bashing him, himself! She is locked in a small room in the jungle outside the castle. It's this very inspiration of these locked up people that inspire the courageous Hercules, Jason, Smurf, Guy, Faceman, and their troupe, to kill Trickster, and free the poor prisoners of the castle.TO BE CONTINUED
and this was 1
Originally posted by Redatom65crylaugh
"Whatcha gots there, Smurfy?" Herc said to put on the little blue tyrant.
"fishing spear ermm muttered the tiny one
"Going to catch any marlin's with that baby?" replied Further a mocking Herc
"Goina try" replied a growing aggravated Smurf
But, at the moment, Faceman went flying into Guy who was minding his own business watching the clouds in the skies go by. Identifying what each cloud looked like. One even looked like an Aeroplane! Faceman had been Thunderclapped! By the all knowing, malevolent Huc! And on that Huc's shoulder rested Xmeat, and on that shoulder appeared to be dry white goo.
"WTF!?" Shouted Smurf
Herc began laughing his ass off, as he durfisted at the monster. Faceman, not really sure how to react readied for a fight, as Smurf began inflating his arms up with Mushrooms, the Smurf Steroid. Guy, rested on the grass, and watched the clouds. Xmeat Shouted, as if ordering a pokemon."HUC!1!11111, Thunderclap HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" And like the obedient green behemoth Huc is, he obeyed, and flying back, did the 3 boys go. herc, who was laughing no longer was laughing, and Faceman, who was perplexed too, went flying, while all the while, Smurf who was eating his Mushrooms, went flying into a tree, and an acorn hit his head. In an all most cartoony fashion, His pupils dilated, and an exaggerated lump grew, as images of Smurfette swirled across his head. Herc took his allmighty plastic mace, he never left anywhere and began swinging at the Green man, who was as big as Xmeat desired, but was casually swatted away by the Goliath, and flew half way across the globe. Faceman took Smurf's spear and began stabbing the mighty Huc's foot, and ankle, but would that of all things seize the menace? Of course not! Herc some how found his what back, with a rowing boat over his head, he leaped up and bashed it over Huc's mighty head.
"You will not defile Hercules, by making an Amalgam with Hulk!" He exclaimed, but like that, Huc's arm, somehow, turned into a giant beak, so be it the will of Xmeat, and like woody the woodpecker pecked him into the ground. Guy, as no one had noticed, had a risen to his feet, and told Xmeat, that his beast was to powerful, and why can't we be friends. In which Xmeat replied, "
do you admit he can beat Superman, and Thanos?"
Guy, nodded and said,
"yes your beast is very powerful, now can't we be friends?"Xmeat's ego, had bloated, and Huc shrunk and gained much weight, and Xmeat disappeared, and the creature that stood before him, was now a shirt, fat, pimply teenager. They all realized it was Xmeat himself. Smurf, who recovered with his run in with the tree, had a light bulb, lit over his idea, and with that being said, he took the acorn, that fell on his noggin, and pegged it straight at xmeat's delicate head, knocking the ***** out cold. Smurf want :w00t: and gloated that he pwned the rest of his allies. Smurf began doing out of date dances, like the robat, and the monkee, Herc, pulled himself out of the ground and helped Faceman up. Guy stared at Smurf oddly, as herc instucted the three to follow him as they headed into the sock forrest after making their way through Hulk valley. Smurf noticed they went off without him, and grabbed his spear, and charged after him. The Greek writer Homer, sat from a far, blindly writing, what had just occured ending his writing, with the exact twitch in Xmeat's leg. But before they could make their way in, they were confronted by two metro sexual storm goddesees, that go by 2damnloud, and Rutog. They warned them not to go any further, or they'd be butt-raped. Smurf flexed his canadian, lumberjack muscles and claimed that they'd be his bitches, afterall, he did take out Xmeat, they flew off screaching. Before they could make their way in, Fearofblood and Devilgoblin charged at Herc, from the valley. Herc told his allies to press onward, that'd he'd not only kill them, but meet up with them later. Smurf told him to come back with his sheild, or on it, and ran with the other two.
TO BE CONTINUED
My favourite.