"I'm Sorry." said a voice as the dazed Smurf arose. He noticed his pants were off and there was a rather large and disturbing band aid around his crotch area. Rather than facing the fear of what was under the band aid, he asked the person who asked him the previously stated question.
"Did you do this?" He did this as he pulled up his trousers.
"Mongooses stick together" quipped Guy as he handed Smurf his tighty whities and his canadian jeans. Smurf got up and put his cloths back on and asked
"Where's Faceman?"
Guy responded
"He said he was going to live in the trees for now on ."
Smurf looked at him perplexedly
"You're a prevaricator!" he explained
Guy studied him and said
"what?"
"you killed Faceman!" he continued to exclaim
"Your accusing me of something, aren't you?" Guy said calmly
"Your damn right I am you twit!" Smurf screamed, the screaming caused the black birds in the trees behind them fly away.
"Calm Down Spunky, what are you accusing me of?" Guy again said calmly
"You killed Faceman and ate him." Smurf said in a patronizing fashion
"What!?" Guy said in shock
"You heard me!" Smurf said
"Your Talking crazy Smurf, if that were true why'd I wait for you?" Guy said
'To boast about your work! You Make me sick." Smurf said talking down to Guy.
"We don't have time for this, we have to save the others." Guy said turning his back on Smurf.
"Fine, we'll settle this later" Smurf said cutting ahead of Guy.
They walked up hill. They Walked down hill. They walked through snow. They walked through sleet. They walked over ponds. And they walked through rivers. They fought grizzly bears and they fought Mosquitoes. Occasionally Smurf would groan on the loss of his grandchildren, and occasionally Guy would hum a weird Al song. And every now and then Smurf would turn around as he could swore he was being followed. As they walked they saw people they knew. They saw Batdude and Validus making out by the pond and they saw Blair Wind tending to his cattle. And Smurf, could sware he would see his "best" friend in the whole wide world. The greasy Aussie, Trickster's mortal enemy, Martian-mind, whom he could have sworn he saw, every time he saw a walrus. Forget the fact that it was bizarre to see a walrus on grass, he was just to disillusioned. He could have sworn he saw Judge pop up occasionally, but couldn't be sure, and he noticed a boy with knives between his fingers sticking out. He knew right off the bat it was Capt it Up. Smurf saw the shack that was The Illuminati and when he glanced inside he saw marvelprince and Entity playing goldfish on a patio table. Guy began humming the 7 dwarfs theme, and every time he did, Smurf would have to slap him. It wasn't until Guy asked
"do you think we'll save them Spunky?"
did Smurf realize what Guy was thinking, but being an ass he responded.
"Yeah, we'll save them just like you saved my boys."
Guy didn't say anything until Spunky, feeling guilty, later said.
"don't worry Guy....We'll save them."
He couldn't be sure that Guy smiled, but he knew he put Guy at ease. They went over hill and there it was. The rusting blue metal walls, of the castle of Apocalypse. But to get there was a moat. A big moat, and in there was large eroded rocks and in there evil sharks with laser beams on their heads. I mean really, laser beams! C'mon is Trick that unoriginal, that the best thing he can come up with his an idea from Austen Powers. We can clearly see that, that childhood of tv has most definitely had it's effect on Trickster's mind. Spunky, who had changed his spear, into a walking stick began walking toward the moat with Guy following. Their biggest test. Was near.
TBC
Originally posted by Redatom65
"I'm Sorry." said a voice as the dazed Smurf arose. He noticed his pants were off and there was a rather large and disturbing band aid around his crotch area. Rather than facing the fear of what was under the band aid, he asked the person who asked him the previously stated question."Did you do this?" He did this as he pulled up his trousers.
"Mongooses stick together" quipped Guy as he handed Smurf his tighty whities and his canadian jeans. Smurf got up and put his cloths back on and asked
"Where's Faceman?"
Guy responded
"He said he was going to live in the trees for now on ."
Smurf looked at him perplexedly
"You're a prevaricator!" he explained
Guy studied him and said
"what?"
"you killed Faceman!" he continued to exclaim
"Your accusing me of something, aren't you?" Guy said calmly
"Your damn right I am you twit!" Smurf screamed, the screaming caused the black birds in the trees behind them fly away.
"Calm Down Spunky, what are you accusing me of?" Guy again said calmly
"You killed Faceman and ate him." Smurf said in a patronizing fashion
"What!?" Guy said in shock
"You heard me!" Smurf said
"Your Talking crazy Smurf, if that were true why'd I wait for you?" Guy said
'To boast about your work! You Make me sick." Smurf said talking down to Guy.
"We don't have time for this, we have to save the others." Guy said turning his back on Smurf.
"Fine, we'll settle this later" Smurf said cutting ahead of Guy.
They walked up hill. They Walked down hill. They walked through snow. They walked through sleet. They walked over ponds. And they walked through rivers. They fought grizzly bears and they fought Mosquitoes. Occasionally Smurf would groan on the loss of his grandchildren, and occasionally Guy would hum a weird Al song. And every now and then Smurf would turn around as he could swore he was being followed. As they walked they saw people they knew. They saw Batdude and Validus making out by the pond and they saw Blair Wind tending to his cattle. And Smurf, could sware he would see his "best" friend in the whole wide world. The greasy Aussie, Trickster's mortal enemy, Martian-mind, whom he could have sworn he saw, every time he saw a walrus. Forget the fact that it was bizarre to see a walrus on grass, he was just to disillusioned. He could have sworn he saw Judge pop up occasionally, but couldn't be sure, and he noticed a boy with knives between his fingers sticking out. He knew right off the bat it was Capt it Up. Smurf saw the shack that was The Illuminati and when he glanced inside he saw marvelprince and Entity playing goldfish on a patio table. Guy began humming the 7 dwarfs theme, and every time he did, Smurf would have to slap him. It wasn't until Guy asked
"do you think we'll save them Spunky?"
did Smurf realize what Guy was thinking, but being an ass he responded."Yeah, we'll save them just like you saved my boys."
Guy didn't say anything until Spunky, feeling guilty, later said.
"don't worry Guy....We'll save them."
He couldn't be sure that Guy smiled, but he knew he put Guy at ease. They went over hill and there it was. The rusting blue metal walls, of the castle of Apocalypse. But to get there was a moat. A big moat, and in there was large eroded rocks and in there evil sharks with laser beams on their heads. I mean really, laser beams! C'mon is Trick that unoriginal, that the best thing he can come up with his an idea from Austen Powers. We can clearly see that, that childhood of tv has most definitely had it's effect on Trickster's mind. Spunky, who had changed his spear, into a walking stick began walking toward the moat with Guy following. Their biggest test. Was near.
TBC
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Originally posted by Redatom65Poor Spunky and his tighty whities. 😱 😆
"I'm Sorry." said a voice as the dazed Smurf arose. He noticed his pants were off and there was a rather large and disturbing band aid around his crotch area. Rather than facing the fear of what was under the band aid, he asked the person who asked him the previously stated question."Did you do this?" He did this as he pulled up his trousers.
"Mongooses stick together" quipped Guy as he handed Smurf his tighty whities and his canadian jeans. Smurf got up and put his cloths back on and asked
"Where's Faceman?"
Guy responded
"He said he was going to live in the trees for now on ."
Smurf looked at him perplexedly
"You're a prevaricator!" he explained
Guy studied him and said
"what?"
"you killed Faceman!" he continued to exclaim
"Your accusing me of something, aren't you?" Guy said calmly
"Your damn right I am you twit!" Smurf screamed, the screaming caused the black birds in the trees behind them fly away.
"Calm Down Spunky, what are you accusing me of?" Guy again said calmly
"You killed Faceman and ate him." Smurf said in a patronizing fashion
"What!?" Guy said in shock
"You heard me!" Smurf said
"Your Talking crazy Smurf, if that were true why'd I wait for you?" Guy said
'To boast about your work! You Make me sick." Smurf said talking down to Guy.
"We don't have time for this, we have to save the others." Guy said turning his back on Smurf.
"Fine, we'll settle this later" Smurf said cutting ahead of Guy.
They walked up hill. They Walked down hill. They walked through snow. They walked through sleet. They walked over ponds. And they walked through rivers. They fought grizzly bears and they fought Mosquitoes. Occasionally Smurf would groan on the loss of his grandchildren, and occasionally Guy would hum a weird Al song. And every now and then Smurf would turn around as he could swore he was being followed. As they walked they saw people they knew. They saw Batdude and Validus making out by the pond and they saw Blair Wind tending to his cattle. And Smurf, could sware he would see his "best" friend in the whole wide world. The greasy Aussie, Trickster's mortal enemy, Martian-mind, whom he could have sworn he saw, every time he saw a walrus. Forget the fact that it was bizarre to see a walrus on grass, he was just to disillusioned. He could have sworn he saw Judge pop up occasionally, but couldn't be sure, and he noticed a boy with knives between his fingers sticking out. He knew right off the bat it was Capt it Up. Smurf saw the shack that was The Illuminati and when he glanced inside he saw marvelprince and Entity playing goldfish on a patio table. Guy began humming the 7 dwarfs theme, and every time he did, Smurf would have to slap him. It wasn't until Guy asked
"do you think we'll save them Spunky?"
did Smurf realize what Guy was thinking, but being an ass he responded."Yeah, we'll save them just like you saved my boys."
Guy didn't say anything until Spunky, feeling guilty, later said.
"don't worry Guy....We'll save them."
He couldn't be sure that Guy smiled, but he knew he put Guy at ease. They went over hill and there it was. The rusting blue metal walls, of the castle of Apocalypse. But to get there was a moat. A big moat, and in there was large eroded rocks and in there evil sharks with laser beams on their heads. I mean really, laser beams! C'mon is Trick that unoriginal, that the best thing he can come up with his an idea from Austen Powers. We can clearly see that, that childhood of tv has most definitely had it's effect on Trickster's mind. Spunky, who had changed his spear, into a walking stick began walking toward the moat with Guy following. Their biggest test. Was near.
TBC
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