Originally posted by Redatom65Why did i have to die??? 🙁
"I'm Sorry." said a voice as the dazed Smurf arose. He noticed his pants were off and there was a rather large and disturbing band aid around his crotch area. Rather than facing the fear of what was under the band aid, he asked the person who asked him the previously stated question."Did you do this?" He did this as he pulled up his trousers.
"Mongooses stick together" quipped Guy as he handed Smurf his tighty whities and his canadian jeans. Smurf got up and put his cloths back on and asked
"Where's Faceman?"
Guy responded
"He said he was going to live in the trees for now on ."
Smurf looked at him perplexedly
"You're a prevaricator!" he explained
Guy studied him and said
"what?"
"you killed Faceman!" he continued to exclaim
"Your accusing me of something, aren't you?" Guy said calmly
"Your damn right I am you twit!" Smurf screamed, the screaming caused the black birds in the trees behind them fly away.
"Calm Down Spunky, what are you accusing me of?" Guy again said calmly
"You killed Faceman and ate him." Smurf said in a patronizing fashion
"What!?" Guy said in shock
"You heard me!" Smurf said
"Your Talking crazy Smurf, if that were true why'd I wait for you?" Guy said
'To boast about your work! You Make me sick." Smurf said talking down to Guy.
"We don't have time for this, we have to save the others." Guy said turning his back on Smurf.
"Fine, we'll settle this later" Smurf said cutting ahead of Guy.
They walked up hill. They Walked down hill. They walked through snow. They walked through sleet. They walked over ponds. And they walked through rivers. They fought grizzly bears and they fought Mosquitoes. Occasionally Smurf would groan on the loss of his grandchildren, and occasionally Guy would hum a weird Al song. And every now and then Smurf would turn around as he could swore he was being followed. As they walked they saw people they knew. They saw Batdude and Validus making out by the pond and they saw Blair Wind tending to his cattle. And Smurf, could sware he would see his "best" friend in the whole wide world. The greasy Aussie, Trickster's mortal enemy, Martian-mind, whom he could have sworn he saw, every time he saw a walrus. Forget the fact that it was bizarre to see a walrus on grass, he was just to disillusioned. He could have sworn he saw Judge pop up occasionally, but couldn't be sure, and he noticed a boy with knives between his fingers sticking out. He knew right off the bat it was Capt it Up. Smurf saw the shack that was The Illuminati and when he glanced inside he saw marvelprince and Entity playing goldfish on a patio table. Guy began humming the 7 dwarfs theme, and every time he did, Smurf would have to slap him. It wasn't until Guy asked
"do you think we'll save them Spunky?"
did Smurf realize what Guy was thinking, but being an ass he responded."Yeah, we'll save them just like you saved my boys."
Guy didn't say anything until Spunky, feeling guilty, later said.
"don't worry Guy....We'll save them."
He couldn't be sure that Guy smiled, but he knew he put Guy at ease. They went over hill and there it was. The rusting blue metal walls, of the castle of Apocalypse. But to get there was a moat. A big moat, and in there was large eroded rocks and in there evil sharks with laser beams on their heads. I mean really, laser beams! C'mon is Trick that unoriginal, that the best thing he can come up with his an idea from Austen Powers. We can clearly see that, that childhood of tv has most definitely had it's effect on Trickster's mind. Spunky, who had changed his spear, into a walking stick began walking toward the moat with Guy following. Their biggest test. Was near.
TBC
Smurf blindly bolted foward saying "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, eh?"(another racist comment about Smurf being Canadian) Guy tried to keep up, but Smurf's determination kept him at least 5 paces head of him. He headed to the cliff, which under it would be the moat. Smurf like an idiot leapt across and like an idiot, fell. Guy leapt after him, but also fell. Down there stood Symmetric Chaos! He stood tall and made camp on a jagged rock, but on closer inspection to the disillusioned Smurf, he was actually dead, the jagged rock, peirced right through him.
Smurf to avoid the same fate, demanded that Red doesn't kill him, and demanded that he put Guy, and himself on dry land. Red conceited, and wrote a magical hurricane wind to lift the two, upon dry land. Once there Smurf thanked Red, and Guy threw up, for he had no idea what the hell happened. When they looked toward the castle they noticed the corpse, of one Big Bran lying at the feat of the crazed Faceman.
(Gilbert voice) "You did great kid, now we gotta get the big blue bastard next." Said Jason and Faceman nodded. Smurf looked at him freaked out. he had paint on his arms and looked like he hadn't slept in days.
Smurf realized, that Guy wasn't lying.
"Did you kill bran AND SYM!?" Asked a freaked Smurf
"yes" said an eerily calm Faceman
"How The Hell did you get in the castle, and why the hell did you kill them!?"
"Cause my fairy Godfather told me too" he quipped.
Smurf, slowly reached for a tranquilizer in his pocket, and put it through a straw. Once in, he blew it and hit Faceman in the neck. Faceman spazzed and charged at Smurf, but collapsed on his feet.
"Did you...kill him?" asked Guy
"Na, just knocked him unconscious. Now then, you wanted to save Red and comp, let's go do it!"
With that being said Guy perked up and the two, made their way into the castle.
ONE DAY EARLIER
"I, Have, Big, Blue Lips" sang Trickster to the tune of Iron Man from the bathroom outside of his room. He was getting ready to head down to the basement with his whip. He was going to throughly torture poor red. Outside the room and down the hall in another room. Bada lay sore and beaten by a smug Ash while Kaya watched. He bent over and whispered in his ear. "Ermm pwns Dur *****" and rose back up to kick him in the ribs again. Trickster put on his Inamilist neck scarf and headed out of his room. But before leaving went to the wall with Martian on it. He spat on his face and punched him in the balls, and then spun the wheel attached to the wall. Feeling confident he put on his cape and whip and headed for the basement. he and Ash met in the hallway which Trickster said. "Stop staring at my ass." in which Ash chuckled. Once in the basement Red was already sucking the *** of the water bottle.
"Hello, fearless leader." said Trickster, red stopped drinking, "Are you still sore from our last encounter?" Red frowned, and Trickster pulled out his whip. "I'm going to make you motionless by the end of this day." He said confidently. Red shivered and hid behind the water bottle.
Ash made his way into the master bedroom, the Apocalypse suite and noticed that Big Bran was Missing. He jumped and headed across the hall and saw Sym was missing! Ash was pissed and stormed off to the basement. Once down there, Trickster was already in the process of whipping poor red, Ash grabbed him by the shoulder spun him around and socked him right across the face.
"You do not kill hostages without my consent!" He exclaimed. Trickster made his way out muttering the words. "wha-" Before socked again across the face.
"Do I make myself clear?" he said coldly.
Trickster managed to spit out "WTF?" before being kicked in the gut while he layed on the floor. Red, however took this moment to throw his hamster bottle at Ash. Ash fell and Red bolted for the stairs, but didn't make it, as Trickster, who slowly made it to his feet, whipped him across the back
"You're my ***** Red." He said, "Don't forget it." Red fell unconscious. And Trickster made his way to explaining himself to Ash, after pulling the hamster bottle off Ash. When all was said, and done, all Ash could say is "Who's bright Idea was it to give Red a Hamster Bottle..."
TBC
Originally posted by Redatom65😆 😆 😆
Smurf to avoid the same fate, demanded that Red doesn't kill him, and demanded that he put Guy, and himself on dry land. Red conceited, and wrote a magical hurricane wind to lift the two, upon dry land. Once there Smurf thanked Red, and Guy threw up, for he had no idea what the hell happened.
Originally posted by Redatom65
Smurf blindly bolted foward saying "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, eh?"(another racist comment about Smurf being Canadian) Guy tried to keep up, but Smurf's determination kept him at least 5 paces head of him. He headed to the cliff, which under it would be the moat. Smurf like an idiot leapt across and like an idiot, fell. Guy leapt after him, but also fell. Down there stood Symmetric Chaos! He stood tall and made camp on a jagged rock, but on closer inspection to the disillusioned Smurf, he was actually dead, the jagged rock, peirced right through him.Smurf to avoid the same fate, demanded that Red doesn't kill him, and demanded that he put Guy, and himself on dry land. Red conceited, and wrote a magical hurricane wind to lift the two, upon dry land. Once there Smurf thanked Red, and Guy threw up, for he had no idea what the hell happened. When they looked toward the castle they noticed the corpse, of one Big Bran lying at the feat of the crazed Faceman.
(Gilbert voice) "You did great kid, now we gotta get the big blue bastard next." Said Jason and Faceman nodded. Smurf looked at him freaked out. he had paint on his arms and looked like he hadn't slept in days.
Smurf realized, that Guy wasn't lying."Did you kill bran AND SYM!?" Asked a freaked Smurf
"yes" said an eerily calm Faceman
"How The Hell did you get in the castle, and why the hell did you kill them!?"
"Cause my fairy Godfather told me too" he quipped.
Smurf, slowly reached for a tranquilizer in his pocket, and put it through a straw. Once in, he blew it and hit Faceman in the neck. Faceman spazzed and charged at Smurf, but collapsed on his feet.
"Did you...kill him?" asked Guy
"Na, just knocked him unconscious. Now then, you wanted to save Red and comp, let's go do it!"
With that being said Guy perked up and the two, made their way into the castle.
ONE DAY EARLIER
"I, Have, Big, Blue Lips" sang Trickster to the tune of Iron Man from the bathroom outside of his room. He was getting ready to head down to the basement with his whip. He was going to throughly torture poor red. Outside the room and down the hall in another room. Bada lay sore and beaten by a smug Ash while Kaya watched. He bent over and whispered in his ear. "Ermm pwns Dur *****" and rose back up to kick him in the ribs again. Trickster put on his Inamilist neck scarf and headed out of his room. But before leaving went to the wall with Martian on it. He spat on his face and punched him in the balls, and then spun the wheel attached to the wall. Feeling confident he put on his cape and whip and headed for the basement. he and Ash met in the hallway which Trickster said. "Stop staring at my ass." in which Ash chuckled. Once in the basement Red was already sucking the *** of the water bottle.
"Hello, fearless leader." said Trickster, red stopped drinking, "Are you still sore from our last encounter?" Red frowned, and Trickster pulled out his whip. "I'm going to make you motionless by the end of this day." He said confidently. Red shivered and hid behind the water bottle.
Ash made his way into the master bedroom, the Apocalypse suite and noticed that Big Bran was Missing. He jumped and headed across the hall and saw Sym was missing! Ash was pissed and stormed off to the basement. Once down there, Trickster was already in the process of whipping poor red, Ash grabbed him by the shoulder spun him around and socked him right across the face.
"You do not kill hostages without my consent!" He exclaimed. Trickster made his way out muttering the words. "wha-" Before socked again across the face.
"Do I make myself clear?" he said coldly.
Trickster managed to spit out "WTF?" before being kicked in the gut while he layed on the floor. Red, however took this moment to throw his hamster bottle at Ash. Ash fell and Red bolted for the stairs, but didn't make it, as Trickster, who slowly made it to his feet, whipped him across the back
"You're my ***** Red." He said, "Don't forget it." Red fell unconscious. And Trickster made his way to explaining himself to Ash, after pulling the hamster bottle off Ash. When all was said, and done, all Ash could say is "Who's bright Idea was it to give Red a Hamster Bottle..."
TBC
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Originally posted by TricksterPriest
crybaby Warriors lost......... NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stretcher We got pwned by the Utah Jazz..........this is a sad day. Not only did the refs **** us over, but we missed nearly every shot in the last two quarters. We should have won this game, and maybe games 1&2. wounded1
Well thats just great trickster...Now I guess I'm going to have to jump the chicago bandwagon.
Originally posted by TricksterPriest
crybaby Warriors lost......... NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stretcher We got pwned by the Utah Jazz..........this is a sad day. Not only did the refs **** us over, but we missed nearly every shot in the last two quarters. We should have won this game, and maybe games 1&2. wounded1
I agree. GS will be better next year 🙂
Originally posted by Jebus reborn
I have an awesome idea, of epic-ness.I wonder if I could use an Iron Man or over being of TP's choosing, to have a debate with him, in which I could persuade him, or someone else that he could beat Apoc in a fight...
No straight bricks though...*bored, in other words*
interesing...
Trickster....are you "BOUT IT"