T.E.A.M Headquarters- Those Mongooses...

Started by DARKLORDCAEDUS735 pages

Originally posted by Rufus T Firefly
I've been asked to name all current mongooses so, here i go.

Founding Members
Redatom65 aka Rufus T. Firefly
Tricksterpriest
Hercules

Hulkbuster days
Jasonk3 aka Smellydogfarts aka jasonk4
Inamilist
Symmetric Chaos
Grey Fox
Horrorwolf

The Mongoose additions
Badabing
Marea
kayakat
SpunkySmurf
Martian_mind
Faceman
I forget if Tyrant is or isn't
Guy222
Lordcaedolcous
Nvr
llgarok
Jack_Harness
Charlemagne

Offers still floating:
Blairwind
Blight
if tyrant isn'tm, then tyrant
Darkcrawler
Batdude

Sorr if i forgot ya, but it is late...

Hey my friend. How have you been?

Originally posted by JasonK4
whats new pal

Had a great weekend

Relaxing now

T.E.A.M - The Eradicating Angry Mongooses!

Grey Fox: Our Professor Xaiver. Keeps our Squad in tack. the heart and soul. Brings the family in at the end. he wields magic like powers similar to that of Dr. Fate and or Dr. Strange

Redatom65- Field Leader. gets overly carried away. Weary of fanboy placed traps and overly dedicated. Despite being 8 years of age he wields the abilities of Captain Atom despite talking in 3rd person.

Tricksterpriest- The wolverine like character of our group. When our team arrives at a scene he'll run head first even if he'll make a fool out of himself. He's got a healing factor of wolverine and The hulk fused into one. He points out everyone's foibles with the best of em. His power is reminiscent of Apocalypse and if your not careful he'll mind rape you biotch.

Hercules- Our strong man. He's stuck in the 1980's but hell do we love him for it. He often shows up somewhat late to the scene, but already drunk, even though it's a team rule that we get drunk on the battlefield.

Symmetric Chaos- Our local Flash. He makes plenty of quick and comical references but they ususally fall dead. he can be an as$ sometimes, but despite this he can be a life saver!

Horrorwolf- The Loner, usually disagrees with everyone and takes alot for it, but he still holds his own and we owe it to him. He is often comparable to thanos for he isn't a jobber shifty

Babading [csm] dur [csm]

Jasonk3- he's the new guy on the team, redatom often puts signs on his back since he's so damn immature, and he's the type of guy who often blatantly points out the obvious out at users expens

The originals. Greatest ****ing T.E.A.M. on KMC. 😎

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
T.E.A.M - The Eradicating Angry Mongooses!

Grey Fox: Our Professor Xaiver. Keeps our Squad in tack. the heart and soul. Brings the family in at the end. he wields magic like powers similar to that of Dr. Fate and or Dr. Strange

Redatom65- Field Leader. gets overly carried away. Weary of fanboy placed traps and overly dedicated. Despite being 8 years of age he wields the abilities of Captain Atom despite talking in 3rd person.

Tricksterpriest- The wolverine like character of our group. When our team arrives at a scene he'll run head first even if he'll make a fool out of himself. He's got a healing factor of wolverine and The hulk fused into one. He points out everyone's foibles with the best of em. His power is reminiscent of Apocalypse and if your not careful he'll mind rape you biotch.

Hercules- Our strong man. He's stuck in the 1980's but hell do we love him for it. He often shows up somewhat late to the scene, but already drunk, even though it's a team rule that we get drunk on the battlefield.

Symmetric Chaos- Our local Flash. He makes plenty of quick and comical references but they ususally fall dead. he can be an as$ sometimes, but despite this he can be a life saver!

Horrorwolf- The Loner, usually disagrees with everyone and takes alot for it, but he still holds his own and we owe it to him. He is often comparable to thanos for he isn't a jobber shifty

Babading [csm] dur [csm]

Jasonk3- he's the new guy on the team, redatom often puts signs on his back since he's so damn immature, and he's the type of guy who often blatantly points out the obvious out at users expens

The originals. Greatest ****ing T.E.A.M. on KMC. 😎

🤘

Originally posted by DARKLORDCAEDUS
Hey my friend. How have you been?

good yourself?

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
T.E.A.M - The Eradicating Angry Mongooses!

Grey Fox: Our Professor Xaiver. Keeps our Squad in tack. the heart and soul. Brings the family in at the end. he wields magic like powers similar to that of Dr. Fate and or Dr. Strange

Redatom65- Field Leader. gets overly carried away. Weary of fanboy placed traps and overly dedicated. Despite being 8 years of age he wields the abilities of Captain Atom despite talking in 3rd person.

Tricksterpriest- The wolverine like character of our group. When our team arrives at a scene he'll run head first even if he'll make a fool out of himself. He's got a healing factor of wolverine and The hulk fused into one. He points out everyone's foibles with the best of em. His power is reminiscent of Apocalypse and if your not careful he'll mind rape you biotch.

Hercules- Our strong man. He's stuck in the 1980's but hell do we love him for it. He often shows up somewhat late to the scene, but already drunk, even though it's a team rule that we get drunk on the battlefield.

Symmetric Chaos- Our local Flash. He makes plenty of quick and comical references but they ususally fall dead. he can be an as$ sometimes, but despite this he can be a life saver!

Horrorwolf- The Loner, usually disagrees with everyone and takes alot for it, but he still holds his own and we owe it to him. He is often comparable to thanos for he isn't a jobber shifty

Babading [csm] dur [csm]

Jasonk3- he's the new guy on the team, redatom often puts signs on his back since he's so damn immature, and he's the type of guy who often blatantly points out the obvious out at users expens

The originals. Greatest ****ing T.E.A.M. on KMC. 😎

that's before we even made this thread, but after the hulkbusters failed. But we pissed xmeat off all the damn time, and made herc lick fricken poles lmao

Originally posted by Redatom65
gather round children, and i'll tell you all a tale. The humble tail, of the beginning of the mongooses. A few months ago, when I was jsut afloating user, Trick and I conversed on a joke about Frank Welker, and during those days, Xmeat ran flamboyantly unmatched. Then came Hercules. A new user, willing to lick poles. Trick and I welcomed him, and it wasn't long to Sym joined us on our hulk hunting quest. I started the trend of making silly banners, and it caught on, until the fateful day, we saw Herc withstanding a whipser from Blackbolt. The brainchild of Grey Fox, Me, and Tricky arrose, and we created the hulkbusters. Unfortinetly Digi locked it, but by this time our folds grew. We had Badabing and Jason now, and it was from my soft meaningless sarcastic pitch to anme ourselves the mongooses, that Herc ran with the idea. Ah yes Herc and I had so much fun with the idea, and soon I'd create this very thread, with the hilarity of the opening post, the very post, that'd allow us to keep this thread open. Our thread was simple, but funny. It wasn't til Herc pitched a sarcastic idea to recruit users, til our braindead freind Trickster invite Kaya and Marea over. and soon Smurf and Martian would join. Guy would follow with his brother as well. Smurf and others would make dumb comments upsetting Bada, Herc, Marea, and Kaya, getting pwned by them, and Trick would upset Marea time and time again, but luckilly, our team bond was strong, and we were able to maintain, and luckilly for faceman, he missed most of the conflict. ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the origin of the mongooses, a simple, but charming rant, from Redatom65

Re: T.E.A.M Headquarters- Those Mongooses...

Originally posted by Rufus T Firefly
When a child screams because their parent won't let them watch their yugioh, When A turtle doesn't beat the rabbit, when the diabolical rattle snake defeats the great Mongoose. T.E.A.M is there! The T, often considered the most important letter in the alphabet. T often has sexual intercourse with the **** of the alphabet "U." Therefore there would be no T in T.E.A.M without T! T stands for The! Great Caesar's ghost without this letter it'd make me think of my old girlfriend tam, or "tammy" as she preferred to be called. Without E there would be no justice in what we do. Without E! there would be no drunk staggering Hercules. Why, yes the Letter E is the clogged arteries of our fine institution that was built on the ancient penguin burial grounds o so many years ago. Some think the E stands for over emphasize, but only the wise truly know it stands for Eradicating. Now I know you 3rd grade viewers at ho,e are saying, "Eradicating?" Well I know you spelling Bee Champs are asking about the word origin, but quite frankly I do not know. Without This next letter. Tricksterpriest wouldn't have that Fancy Golden tooth! This letter supplies all our pride, money, lust, this letter's just one giant sin in the view of all religions. And that's exactly why they elected me team leader, but only true evil can be the master mind! *looks at Grey Wolf* This Letter will give you money, but kick your as$ letter. Give it Up for the letter A! Most of you drop outs are saying does A stand for apple. well all I have to say is. pal. You've got some nerve. the A stands for ANGRY! Boy o Boy kids if you've read this far, you must love me as it is. What dedication! Let's blaze onward with my cheesy "worker of the week" Slide Show. Without this letter no one would no who we are. This letter is the most mysterious, fur, eradicating letter of hem all. This letter would kill me if it had the chance. This letter makes socks and fanboys shiver in their boots. The letter I mean is the letter M! For Mongoose! That's right we are the Beatles! .....I mean we are the mongooses and trust me we will have a number one hit on the charts soon enough! So no that you've read my seminar you can't close our thread. MONGOOSES ASSEMBLE!

Redatom65-Captain Atomish dude-Field Leader!

💃

Bad Grammaring, Bridge declaring openingly, sexifyingly scary Opening post of T.E.A.M

the banners we made to squash the fanboys

Originally posted by Rufus T Firefly
everything else Mongoose Tradmark associated

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/000.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/0000.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/sig4-6.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/regis.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/hulk.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/smite2.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/smite.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/Scathan.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/0.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/mumra.jpg

My favorite

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/spite.jpg

and one i made earlier today for sym

hulkbuster mongooses

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
T.E.A.M - The Eradicating Angry Mongooses!

Grey Fox: Our Professor Xaiver. Keeps our Squad in tack. the heart and soul. Brings the family in at the end. he wields magic like powers similar to that of Dr. Fate and or Dr. Strange

Redatom65- Field Leader. gets overly carried away. Weary of fanboy placed traps and overly dedicated. Despite being 8 years of age he wields the abilities of Captain Atom despite talking in 3rd person.

Tricksterpriest- The wolverine like character of our group. When our team arrives at a scene he'll run head first even if he'll make a fool out of himself. He's got a healing factor of wolverine and The hulk fused into one. He points out everyone's foibles with the best of em. His power is reminiscent of Apocalypse and if your not careful he'll mind rape you biotch.

Hercules- Our strong man. He's stuck in the 1980's but hell do we love him for it. He often shows up somewhat late to the scene, but already drunk, even though it's a team rule that we get drunk on the battlefield.

Symmetric Chaos- Our local Flash. He makes plenty of quick and comical references but they ususally fall dead. he can be an as$ sometimes, but despite this he can be a life saver!

Horrorwolf- The Loner, usually disagrees with everyone and takes alot for it, but he still holds his own and we owe it to him. He is often comparable to thanos for he isn't a jobber shifty

Babading [csm] dur [csm]

Jasonk3- he's the new guy on the team, redatom often puts signs on his back since he's so damn immature, and he's the type of guy who often blatantly points out the obvious out at users expens

The originals. Greatest ****ing T.E.A.M. on KMC. 😎

😎

Guy - Living Tribunal of the Mongooses

this was before we took him in as a member...

Who are the King Kobra's?

Originally posted by Blight
Who are the King Kobra's?
mongoose is a snakes enemy bro...

I just realized I have no character.

Whos my choices?

Originally posted by Blight
Who are the King Kobra's?

They're dinner.

Originally posted by Jack Harkness
I just realized I have no character.

Whos my choices?

your call

Originally posted by llagrok
They're dinner.

Morning

How about Majestic. 😎

Originally posted by Jack Harkness
How about Majestic. 😎

i love mr. majesitc, wicked choice