Would you still Worship Christ if....

Originally posted by FeceMan
Shut up, you queer bastard.

Oh, and I don't judge you based on your sexual decisions. And, although I'm sure it "explains a lot" to you, you can just bite me, since a lack of sexual intercourse has no bearing on my beliefs or values.

No you misunderstand me Virgin One....

Your lack of sex in no way determines your religion or beleifs...that is not what I meant. I am sorry if that is what you thought.

What I meant was your lack of sexual intercourse certainly determines your uptight nature. It's probably the same thing that bothers Lord xyz, and PVS.....but neither will admit it.

Feceman...start having sex. Please...trust me....it really helps....you'll thank me later 🙂

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
No you misunderstand me Virgin One....

What I meant was your lack of sexual intercourse certainly determines your uptight nature. It's probably the same thing that bothers Lord xyz, and PVS.....but neither will admit it.

Feceman...start having sex. Please...trust me....it really helps....you'll thank me later 🙂

Originally posted by FeceMan
If I had to choose between remaining a virgin and degenerating into a simian-like sex-fiend such as yourself, I would choose to remain a virgin.

You sure are good at judging people 😉

Are you a professional Christian ?

😂

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
You sure are good at [b]judging people 😉

Are you a professional Christian ? [/B]

Originally posted by FeceMan
If only Christianity were a profession. Besides, my "judgment" was merely a factual analysis of your behavior.

Have you ever observed my behavior ?

No..

So shut the **** up

Feceman...seriously...go have sex....trust me, you'll thank me later.

Originally posted by FeceMan
If only Christianity were a profession. Besides, my "judgment" was merely a factual analysis of your behavior.

Originally posted by TRH
my analysis of you is your a judgemental depresed virgin

👆

I agree...Feceman, go have sex...unless you can't get ne...then that certainly explains a whole lot more.... 🙁

Good question Lord Urizen. I think I will appreciate much of his teachings in the event, I myself am already in doubt about Christ's divinity and NOT because of what Dan Brown wrote, but some alternate history makes the bible in error with the facts. But Christ teachings is amazing as far as human behavior is concerned and I will still embrace it as a moral standard.

Originally posted by HULKSTER04
Good question Lord Urizen. I think I will appreciate much of his teachings in the event, I myself am already in doubt about Christ's divinity and NOT because of what Dan Brown wrote, but some alternate history makes the bible in error with the facts. But Christ teachings is amazing as far as human behavior is concerned and I will still embrace it as a moral standard.

That's good because at least you are loyal. Many other Christians ok KMC, wouldn't.... 🙁

Originally posted by TRH
my analysis of you is your a judgemental depresed virgin

Oh, yeah, she's tied up in the back of my trunk. I should probably check on her. Gotta make sure she's still alive and kickin' for the sacrifice.

Originally posted by FeceMan
I possess a judgmental, depressed virgin, do I?

Oh, yeah, she's tied up in the back of my trunk. I should probably check on her. Gotta make sure she's still alive and kickin' for the sacrifice.

Why does every attempt you make at humor fail ? 🙁

You're approaching Feceman like him being a virgin is the cause for his belief in christianity. It's the other way around.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
You're approaching Feceman like him being a virgin is the cause for his belief in christianity. It's the other way around.

I never stated that.... I think him being a 20 sumtn year old Virgin has more to do with his tendency to get irritated easily and his judgemental nature.

If he had more sex, he'd be more like Rogue Jedi 🙂- other words, a happier Christian.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
You're approaching Feceman like him being a virgin is the cause for his belief in christianity. It's the other way around.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Ziiinnng.

What happened ? Did you finally cum ? droolio

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
What happened ? Did you finally cum ? droolio

My genitals work very well.

Originally posted by FeceMan
I can ejaculate without any external help, thank you very much.

My genitals work very well.

So maybe it's your prostate that's the problem ? 😬

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
So maybe it's your prostate that's the problem ? 😬

All of my internal plumbing works fine. Not that it's any of your business.