WHat Star Wars Characters Would Never Say

What Star Wars Characters Would Never Say...

-Greedo: "I've been looking forward to this for a long time."

-Han Solo: "Yeah, I'll bet you have."

-ZAP!!!

-Han Solo (to himself): "Hmmm...That woulda been a lot cooler if Greedo shot first."

Last one...

What Star Wars Characters Would Never Say...

As Luke is flying down the Death Star trench towards the thermal exhaust port...

-Ben: "Luke...Don't use the Force."

-Roll credits

someone beat me to this! you will pay Bina... 😉

Anakin: (to Obi-Wan before their fight) my saber should be rotoscoped to red.

Obi : You will go to the Dagobah System
Luke : Dude parts of me are that frozen right now i doubt i could "go" to the toilet

Luke: *to yoda holding the glow rod* give me the **** glow rod! you ****** of a kermit frog! *****!!

😐

I could get an Oscar for this.

You're gonna need a bigger lightsabre.

OB1: I wish I had a blaster

Luke: I'm a whiner, like my father before me.

😆 Nice

obi-Wan - I love flying.

Leia: aren't you alittle short for a storm trooper?
Luke: huh? OH! the uniform. I'm luke skywalker, and I'm here rescue you... but first... where's the bathroom?
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Palpatine: POWER!!!! LIMITED POWER!!!!

Palpatine: "Everything that has transpired has done so according to George's design. It was Lucas who allowed the producers a marketing campaign through the Ewoks. They are quite safe from your pitiful little lawsuit. An entire legion of his best lawyers await them. Oh... I'm afraid the theater will be quite full, when your Pro-Original movie protesters arrive."

Han: Hyperspace ain't like making PT movies, George. You can fly into a star or bouce off a supernova and then this trip would be over very quickly. Unlike your endless CGI franchise.

Obi: OMG I wish I wasn't droidist.

Sidious: does this make me look fat?

Yoda: This is the first time I ever spoke straight...

you know what i have just remembered? we have a thread like this in the EU section...

Any Character: I've got a pretty good feeling about this.

Sidious: Is there still room to participate in Extreme Make-over?