WHat Star Wars Characters Would Never Say

Started by General G15 pages

Think he will do it again?

Prolly.

"I can't breath with this thing on!"Dark Hamlet

last post before Adarksidejedi was.. ahh.. 😬

whose Dark hamlet ADJ? 😛

A type of spice?

it sounds like a shakespearean gone bad.

Darth Vader after killing Admiral Ozell to Capt Piet "Was that over the top"

In the Arena in Geonosis:

ANAKIN: Dude, we're f*cked up"
OBI-WAN: Yeah...you idiot, you just killed yourself by coming!
ANAKIN: WTF? We come to save you and this is how you say thanks!? F*ck you!
OBI-WAN: Yeah, you b¡tch! I told you to stay, you m*ther f*cker!
ANAKIN: Oh go f*ck yourself!
OBI-WAN: You do that...
PADME: STFU both of you! You look like 2 f*ckin sissies!

Very creative.. not.

*Sidius hurls another senate chamber at Yoda and Yoda hurls it back and falls*

Yoda: "Poop myself, I did. Guacamole, it does resemble. Robe skid marks, I have again."

Originally posted by Versyn Gaul
Darth Vader after killing Admiral Ozell to Capt Piet "Was that over the top"
Best one on this page.

😂

You made G laugh.

He deserves an applaud for that.

"dis helmet is chafing my eyebrows...i swear!" -darth vader

I never even knew he still have eyebrows.

He did in the original versions. He shaved them for the SE.

...why?

Because they suddenly realised Anakin was burned once.

Uhmmmmmmm, he was well done, crispy like.