WHat Star Wars Characters Would Never Say

Originally posted by TheCollegeBalla
darth vader

"luke, i am your father, so lets talk about protection, always wear a condom..."

Maybe Anakin's ghost dude told Obi-Wan's ghost dude to tell Luke about this.

er.

"i dont have a bad feeling about this"
😐
im sure its been done before 😬

surprisingly, no one.

Are you sure? I thought I remember one.

No, I'm not. But I don't recall it being said.

I should check...maybe not, it is not that important.

Yeah, It isn't.

Tarkin : Fire When Ready

Death Star Gunner : What did he say?

Death Star Gunner 2 : I dont Know! Just shoot the big one.

Death Star Gunner 3 : *Points to a Ball going down Exhaust Port* Whats that?

Death Star Gunner 1 : Who Cares Just fire like the man sayed

Death Star Gunner 2 : OK! *Pulls Lever*

Death Star : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Death Star Gunner 1 (Space) : I KNEW I PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON!

Huh?

LOL

Not that funny, but it's weird alright.

how did he establish the thought he pushed the wrong button when he already blew up with the death star?

Not very funny

It really wasn't...

really.

really was not.

Oh come on, let's not be mean to people. If it wasn't funny, we can just pretend it never existed. We could just reply the ones that we enjoyed, not the ones we didn't. That would probably cause the poster of the post that was deemed "not funny" to try and create a more funny post next time. Let's hear it for my being annoying. *waits for applause*

Vader (to random capitan that just messed up): Capitan, I must speak with you.

Random Capitan: FCUK YOU! runs

Padme- I love you.

Anakin- (like a pimp) I know.

😂

Quite