WHat Star Wars Characters Would Never Say

...and often not.

Then again, very often they are.

Shit f*ck this, embrace darkside i am.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
F*ck this, embrace the darkside i do.

oh bloody heck with all this.

Originally posted by Alliance
*sighs*

❌ Stupid droid.

Stupid clones.

How effing original.

Watch the lingo.

Does anyone have anything... well, funny?

Apparently I am not very funny.

You thought you were?

Sometimes.

Han Solo

"I know, I never thought i would be an advocate for interpecies marriage either. However, i must say, on those long trips across the galaxy in the Falcon. When its just Chewy and myself, that fur ball becomes a sexy beast and i just want nothing more than for him to punish me like the naughty space pirate that i am. So yeah, i am pro interspecies erotica"

darth vader

"luke, i am your father, so lets talk about protection, always wear a condom..."

Originally posted by General G
Apparently I am not very funny.

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Originally posted by Alliance
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Yes?

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Yes?

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