Thor vs. Wonder Woman

Started by Dreamcatcher69 pages
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Um no. It hit superman and made him bleed a lil. It's enchanted. it glows with energy.

I'm sorry, but it's due time someone said this.

You're dumb as hell.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Um no. It hit superman and made him bleed a lil. It's enchanted. it glows with energy.

Guess what else has made Superman bleed?

Flesh and bone.

Doesn't mean it's enchanted.

And, for the record, no amount of H2O2 and C14H10O4 is gonna make me hit harder.

It being enchanted had nothing to do with why it made Superman bleed.

Originally posted by Dreamcatcher
I'm sorry, but it's due time someone said this.

Your dumb as hell.

Try to use correct grammar when insulting someone's intelligence.

'Tis a pet peeve of mine.

Originally posted by Soljer
Try to use correct grammar when insulting someone's intelligence.

'Tis a pet peeve of mine.

Sorry, but he's really testing my patience.

Originally posted by Dreamcatcher
I'm sorry, but it's due time someone said this.

You're dumb as hell.

Wow.

Originally posted by Soljer
Try to use correct grammar when insulting someone's intelligence.

'Tis a pet peeve of mine.

You have many pet peeves dont you.

Originally posted by Dreamcatcher
I'm sorry, but it's due time someone said this.

You're dumb as hell.

coming from an idiot thor boy, I take that to mean i'm too complex for you to understand. You are a caveman trying to figure out how to operate a nintendo wii. Since it doesn't meet with your primitive knowlege and understanding, you throw it down in a fit. You are primitive. You refuse to give in. The ****ing hammer adds to Thors dmg out put. It is magical and enchanted. period. Any feat performed with it, is not purely a feat of strength, but of the hammer as well. I tell you what, since you think it adds nothing, prove it. Show Thor doing equally uber feats with just his bare fist. Show me thor cracking something as powerful as celestial armor with just his knuckles. Show me Thor rocking thanos with his first. the challenge is set.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
coming from an idiot thor boy, I take that to mean i'm too complex for you to understand. You are a caveman trying to figure out how to operate a nintendo wii. Since it doesn't meet with your primitive knowlege and understanding, you throw it down in a fit. You are primitive. You refuse to give in. The ****ing hammer adds to Thors dmg out put. It is magical and enchanted. period. Any feat performed with it, is not purely a feat of strength, but of the hammer as well. I tell you what, since you think it adds nothing, prove it. Show Thor doing equally uber feats with just his bare fist. Show me thor cracking something as powerful as celestial armor with just his knuckles. Show me Thor rocking thanos with his first. the challenge is set.

He doesn't have to. You're asking him to prove a negative - 'prove that Thor's hammer does NOT enhance his striking power.'

Prove that Wonder Woman's breasts don't amplify her strength - why else would she have them?

Prove that Luke Cage's silk shirt doesn't enhance his durability - why else would he wear one?

Prove that it isn't the Living Tribunal's veil that grants him his 'omnipotence' - why else would he dress in such a way?

Idiot.

Originally posted by Soljer
He doesn't have to. You're asking him to prove a negative - 'prove that Thor's hammer does NOT enhance his striking power.'

Prove that Wonder Woman's breasts don't amplify her strength - why else would she have them?

Prove that Luke Cage's silk shirt doesn't enhance his durability - why else would he wear one?

Prove that it isn't the Living Tribunal's veil that grants him his 'omnipotence' - why else would he dress in such a way?

Idiot.

Um no, you are an idiot becuz every body and thier mother knows that hammer adds to the dmg output of thor. Now call me an idiot again and I'll keep reporting you till you go the way of esti. The Hammer is enchanted and adds to thors dmg output. Period. Thor couldn't crack a celestials armor with an adamantium hammer. Unless you think adamantium>>> celestial armor. Get the **** outta here. I never said the god damned hammer adds to thor's strength you dummy. I said it adds to his dmg output and there for can't be counted in his strength feats catagory. now get lost. That is like me saying Superman flies thru a moon and that counts towards his strength only. No it doesnt.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Um no, you are an idiot becuz every body and thier mother knows that hammer adds to the dmg output of thor. Now call me an idiot again and I'll keep reporting you till you go the way of esti. The Hammer is enchanted and adds to thors dmg output. Period. Thor couldn't crack a celestials armor with an adamantium hammer. Unless you think adamantium>>> celestial armor. Get the **** outta here. I never said the god damned hammer adds to thor's strength you dummy. I said it adds to his dmg output and there for can't be counted in his strength feats catagory. now get lost. That is like me saying Superman flies thru a moon and that counts towards his strength only. No it doesnt.

No. The only people that are supposing it does are doing just that - supposing. Supposition.

They are making claims that they cannot back up.

Wonder Woman's breasts amplify her damage output, so any feat where she has them cannot be used.

Prove they do not. Prove she could "OMGWTF BRAKE SUPAMANS REEBS!!!" without them.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Um no, you are an idiot becuz every body and thier mother knows that hammer adds to the dmg output of thor. Now call me an idiot again and I'll keep reporting you till you go the way of esti. The Hammer is enchanted and adds to thors dmg output. Period. Thor couldn't crack a celestials armor with an adamantium hammer. Unless you think adamantium>>> celestial armor. Get the **** outta here. I never said the god damned hammer adds to thor's strength you dummy. I said it adds to his dmg output and there for can't be counted in his strength feats catagory. now get lost. That is like me saying Superman flies thru a moon and that counts towards his strength only. No it doesnt.
uhm u cant report him becuz u are bashing back.

Originally posted by Soljer
No. The only people that are supposing it does are doing just that - supposing. Supposition.

They are making claims that they cannot back up.

Wonder Woman's breasts amplify her damage output, so any feat where she has them cannot be used.

Prove they do not. Prove she could "OMGWTF BRAKE SUPAMANS REEBS!!!" without them.

Um, WW's braclets are connected to her. There is no torch advantage, no leverage advantage, no momentum advantage. Guess you didn't think about all of those scientific advantages did you? On top of the fact that the hammer is enchanted. Magneto can't break the hammer. But he plays with Adamantium like it's puddy. URU>>>>adamantium. Thus thor couldn't have EVER cracked the celestial armor without his ENCHANTED hammer. Unless you think The Hulk could crack celestial armor with an adamantium hammer. So Human science>>>Odin's magic.

Originally posted by Soljer
No. The only people that are supposing it does are doing just that - supposing. Supposition.

They are making claims that they cannot back up.

Wonder Woman's breasts amplify her damage output, so any feat where she has them cannot be used.

Prove they do not. Prove she could "OMGWTF BRAKE SUPAMANS REEBS!!!" without them.

😆

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Um, WW's braclets are connected to her. There is no torch advantage, no leverage advantage, no momentum advantage. Guess you didn't think about all of those scientific advantages did you? On top of the fact that the hammer is enchanted. Magneto can't break the hammer. But he plays with Adamantium like it's puddy. URU>>>>adamantium. Thus thor couldn't have EVER cracked the celestial armor without his ENCHANTED hammer. Unless you think The Hulk could crack celestial armor with an adamantium hammer. So Human science>>>Odin's magic.

Are you blind? Did I mention her bracelets?

I said that Wonder Woman's BREASTS amp her 'damage output.'

Prove she could do anything without them.

Originally posted by Soljer
Are you blind? Did I mention her bracelets?

I said that Wonder Woman's BREASTS amp her 'damage output.'

Prove she could do anything without them.

She doesn't use them in battle. Thor uses his hammer. Nuff said. I guess you can't see how you are failing at your attempt. Thor uses his hammer, it is a weapon. A hand weapon made of indestructible metal that flies at light speeds. It has torch advantage as well. And it's magically enchanted by marvel's most poweful skyfather. if you think it doesn't add to Thor dmg output, you are retarded. WW doesn't use her breast for any dmg out put. they also give no scientific advantage.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
She doesn't use them in battle. Thor uses his hammer. Nuff said. I guess you can't see how you are failing at your attempt. Thor uses his hammer, it is a weapon. A hand weapon made of indestructible metal that flies at light speeds. It has torch advantage as well. And it's magically enchanted by marvel's most poweful skyfather. if you think it doesn't add to Thor dmg output, you are retarded. WW doesn't use her breast for any dmg out put. they also give no scientific advantage.

What the hell is this torch advantage you keep talking about?

You couldn't possibly be incredibly ignorant and be MEANING to type TORQUE - could you?

Uru isn't indestructible.

I already said that the hammer gives a mechanical, and purely mechanical, advantage over hand to hand combat for Thor. No magical enhancement, however.

And you still haven't proven that Wonder Woman's powers don't stem from her breasts.

The hammer doesn't have any enchaments on it that increase it's striking power.

Originally posted by Soljer
What the hell is this torch advantage you keep talking about?

You couldn't possibly be incredibly ignorant and be MEANING to type TORQUE - could you?

Uru isn't indestructible.

I already said that the hammer gives a mechanical, and purely mechanical, advantage over hand to hand combat for Thor. No magical enhancement, however.

And you still haven't proven that Wonder Woman's powers don't stem from her breasts.

I haven't said that Thor's stem from his hammer. So I dont' see your point.

Originally posted by Silent Master
The hammer doesn't have any enchaments on it that increase it's striking power.

It itself is enchanted. That is the point. I wager it hurts more than if Thor were to hit superman with a regular adamantium hammer. Or even an uru hammer with no enchantment. Which do you think will hurt more? AHHH. The hammer increases striking power becuz it is a hammer. That is point two. And Thor throws it at light speed. and the hammer is enchanted to carry thor. So it pulls him. It thus is enchanted with added thrust. Oops. Forgot about that huh?