surfer (current upgrade NEWS) vs thanos and darkseid

Started by Donkey Punch11 pages
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
YOu do realize that Thanos had an upgrade and is an unknown factor and DS is being written back to his precrisis Days and beyond.

Rubbish

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
He's doing things as if he had the ALE and come to find out, he may not even have it.

I've read seven soldiers and that is crap. 🙂

Originally posted by UniOmni
True.

My work here is done. 😮‍💨

Originally posted by UniOmni
But J'onn can make a fight of it, and even take the majority if he fights him like he did in Trial by Fire.

J'onn has Trial by Fire... and Superman has... well... just about every other JLA arc.

Originally posted by UniOmni
It's debateable that Surfer wouldn't be able to see through the hoopla with his cosmic awareness.

Surfer =/= Genis-Vell

It's a shame Marvel killed the one character who could keep Superman busy for more than a few minutes.

Originally posted by UniOmni
And the mere fact that Superman had to get an altogether whole new plotdevice power to beat Surfer, because his classic powerset just doesn't cut the mustard makes me laugh at the absurdness of it all.

His classic powerset does cut it. He could easily put Surfer through a few planets anytime he felt like it. You act like Surfer is Green Lantern or something. 😂

Superman isn't shown beating the League up though.

And J'onn did it before, while holding back in his own series years before Sacrifice.

Batshit, owned!

Originally posted by UniOmni
Superman isn't shown beating the League up though.

You must read comics with your eyes closed.

Originally posted by Validus
Surfer =/= Genis-Vell

It's a shame Marvel killed the one character who could keep Superman busy for more than a few minutes.

His classic powerset does cut it. He could easily put Surfer through a few planets anytime he felt like it. You act like Surfer is Green Lantern or something. 😂

Venom is still alive and well Vally.

His classic powerset is what made him almost always regarded as the loser against Surfer.

And he could put Surfer through a few planets.

Or Surfer could create a blackhole, and blast his ass into it and unconscious.

And Surfer isn't GL.............he trumps GL.

Originally posted by Validus
You must read comics with your eyes closed.

I have a feeling your pissed, or high or something. 🙂

You stated the other day that All star Supes wouldn't have a chance against Photon, and u have just stated the Surfer to be on even settings. 🙂

Plus you're saying things like 'Superman hater ' as if thats an insult to anyone over the age of five. 🙂

Originally posted by Validus
You must read comics with your eyes closed.

Better than reading them wide open, with all that ghey green lantern shit going on.

And J'onn beating up a possessed league in his own title, >>Superman getting rid of J'onn first, and then scrambling the rest of the league with diversive tactics only to get owned by Wondy a bit later.

J'onns record against the League with no outside power ups, trumps Supermans.

Go away nightlight man.

Donkey Punch.........he's being sarcastic.
The bright green glow emanating from his pants likely makes it hard to tell.

Originally posted by UniOmni
Superman: Imperiex, the nippleheaded douche who got beaten by a boomtube, vs Galactus, the fleshed out original cosmicgod??

Galactus, the pink giant fagg0t who's been beaten by *ahem*...

Quasar
Thor
Guardian
Alpha Flight
Dr. Strange
The F4

For being the "original cosmicgod," he sure does get shafted a lot. 😮‍💨

Why don't you guys just reopen the Superman vs SS thread seeing how thats were this one seems to be going.

Originally posted by UniOmni
Venom is still alive and well Vally.

His classic powerset is what made him almost always regarded as the loser against Surfer.

And he could put Surfer through a few planets.

Or Surfer could create a blackhole, and blast his ass into it and unconscious.

And Surfer isn't GL.............he trumps GL.


Wow, great strategy. When has a black hole ever been trouble for Superman? Last I checked he escaped a double black hole with ease and trapped one in his hand momentarily. Put down the haterade buddy.

As for Surfer trumping GL? Not a chance. GL's actually beaten Superman before whereas Surfer can't even beat Thor one on one. 😂

Originally posted by UniOmni
Better than reading them wide open, with all that ghey green lantern shit going on.

That has to be the most pitiful retort i have ever read.

Originally posted by UniOmni
Go away nightlight man.

Nah sorry this is ....

Are u two just winding us all up ? 😕

Ah, the benefits of having a built in weakness to excuse all low showings.

Go away batshit......either that, or really join the debating at SHC. You might actually debate there.

Originally posted by batdude123
Galactus, the pink giant fagg0t who's been beaten by *ahem*...

Quasar
Thor
Guardian
Alpha Flight
Dr. Strange
The F4

For being the "original cosmicgod," he sure does get shafted a lot. 😮‍💨


Seriously man. Galactus isn't even worthy to clean the JLA Watchtower. 😂

Originally posted by Validus
Wow, great strategy. When has a black hole ever been trouble for Superman? Last I checked he escaped a double black hole with ease and trapped one in his hand momentarily. Put down the haterade buddy.

As for Surfer trumping GL? Not a chance. GL's actually beaten Superman before whereas Surfer can't even beat Thor one on one. 😂

He escaped a double blackhole with aid from that monster creature.

And he didn't hold a blackhole.

He reinforced the container that was compromised.

GL beats Superman, Majestic beats GL.

Surfer trumps them all.

Ummm .... what a strange thing to say

Originally posted by UniOmni
He's as invulnerable as Surfer is.

He's not invulnerable.

He appears to be, but then, to ants we're like gods.

It's all relative, is what i'm saying.

Originally posted by UniOmni
He escaped a double blackhole with aid from that monster creature.

Wrong. Superman simply flew out of the black hole by himself.

Originally posted by UniOmni
And he didn't hold a blackhole.

He reinforced the container that was compromised.


The container was broken and Superman held it shut. It's the same thing.

Originally posted by UniOmni
GL beats Superman, Majestic beats GL.

Surfer trumps them all.


Majestic never beat GL liar. Put down that hater juice.

Originally posted by UniOmni
And the mere fact that Superman had to get an altogether whole new plotdevice power to beat Surfer, because his classic powerset just doesn't cut the mustard makes me laugh at the absurdness of it all.

Right... the reason DC writers gave Superman Torquasm-Vo was because they felt that he was inadequate compared to Silver Surfer.

😂

Originally posted by UniOmni
My hero turns your hero into a turnip, bright green for the inside joke.

Right... because it's not like Superman successfully resisted the transmutation of Blaze... a magical skyfather character. 😮‍💨

Originally posted by UniOmni
My hero takes Supernovas and flies through suns, hv won't be a problem.

If Superman's hv is strong enough to sever the limbs of The General, Surfer better watch out.

Originally posted by UniOmni
My hero has taken beatings by the strongest hero in his universe, someone who's made dimensions rumble and cosmos disappear, and he's didn't say ouch.

Because it's not like Hulk has had trouble with Spider-man, and has had trouble supporting a mountain. RIGHT?!! 😂

Originally posted by UniOmni
My hero laughs at the fact that your hero wasn't getting the job done with the powers he had from his conception, and had to get a whole new power, 60 years after his creation.

My hero laughs at the fact that Norrin doesn't have a dick... and then proceeds to pwn him.

😮‍💨

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k97OyPy0d8
My heroes pwn both 😛

just felt like postin it

Every one knows that Surfer's highest moments are things that Superman does daily.

Uni's in hater's denial.