Can you handle the Truth?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
hmm How would you react if he never dies?

That would kill me. 😉

Matthew 11:28-29
Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. 29 Take My yoke upon you and learn from Me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.
--JESUS THE CHRIST

Do you want yours sins washed away? Do you want to live forever? Ask Jesus Christ to wash away your sins and you will have everlasting life.

Say: Lord Jesus,

Wash away my sins in Your shed Blood. I believe that You rose from the dead and that You are the Son of God.

Give me eternal life so that I may live in Your Kingdom and be forever taken care by You.

Thank you Lord Jesus.

JIA, We all die. Even you will die one day.

Why am I having deja vu?

Matthew 11:28-29
Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. 29 Take My yoke upon you and learn from Me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.
--JESUS THE CHRIST

Do you want yours sins washed away? Do you want to live forever? Ask Jesus Christ to wash away your sins and you will have everlasting life.

Say: Lord Jesus,

Wash away my sins in Your shed Blood. I believe that You rose from the dead and that You are the Son of God.

Give me eternal life so that I may live in Your Kingdom and be forever taken care by You.

Thank you Lord Jesus.

You know that repeating the same post over and over again is against the rules.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
[Do you want yours sins washed away? Do you want to live forever? Ask Jesus Christ to wash away your sins and you will have everlasting life.

Okay, I asked. So now I have to wait until I'm dead to see if you were right about the Big J?

I don't know, seems like a sham to me, considering I can't come back and tell you what-for if you're wrong.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
[b]Matthew 11:28-29
Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. 29 Take My yoke upon you and learn from Me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.
--JESUS THE CHRIST

Do you want yours sins washed away? Do you want to live forever? Ask Jesus Christ to wash away your sins and you will have everlasting life.

Say: Lord Jesus,

Wash away my sins in Your shed Blood. I believe that You rose from the dead and that You are the Son of God.

Give me eternal life so that I may live in Your Kingdom and be forever taken care by You.

Thank you Lord Jesus. [/B]

Originally posted by Robtard
Okay, I asked. So now I have to wait until I'm dead to see if you were right about the Big J?

I don't know, seems like a sham to me, considering I can't come back and tell you what-for if you're wrong.

No, you can know now if you do what the post says.

🙂

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
No, you can know now if you do what the post says.

🙂

I did that, and now I know it was not true.

Lemme guess:

You didn't really want your sins washed away. Therefore your attempt does nothing to dent his faith. Alternatively, you did experience something but are lying about it because you are too prideful/jealous [or whatever deadly sin applies].

So his assertions fail to meet reality only because you aren't good enough.

😐

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
Lemme guess:

You didn't really want your sins washed away. Therefore your attempt does nothing to dent his faith. Alternatively, you did experience something but are lying about it because you are too prideful/jealous [or whatever deadly sin applies].

So his assertions fail to meet reality only because you aren't good enough.

😐

So, when JIA says:

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
…Ask Jesus Christ to wash away your sins and you will have everlasting life…

…he is not telling you all the truth. What he really should say is: “Ask Jesus to wash away your sins and maybe you will have everlasting life.”

More like:

"Ask Jesus to wash away your sins and if you agree with me then you will have everlasting life."

The 'ask Jesus' part is mostly irrelevant though. 😐

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
More like:

"Ask Jesus to wash away your sins and if you agree with me then you will have everlasting life."

The 'ask Jesus' part is mostly irrelevant though. 😐

God doesn't do anything for you unless you ask Him to.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
God doesn't do anything for you unless you ask Him to.

More like: God doesn't do anything for you. 😉

But...But... I literally just asked him to not be sick anymore. Then I got more sick. So God doesn't do anything even if you do ask him. Maybe he couldn't hear me? I didn't raise my voice and he is "way the hell up there!" (Simpson, Homer).

So what did I do wrong? Does the password change every week? Is that you you go to church!?!?

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
So what did I do wrong? Does the password change every week? Is that you you go to church!?!?

Nah, the passwords are hidden in the Bible Code, if you don't figure those out you're screwed.

Meh. They all in tongues. If you just go "MEH WHA TYA LYCH ROST YOF" or spew some other sort of inane babble they'll think you're crazy enough to let you through.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
But...But... I literally just asked him to not be sick anymore. Then I got more sick. So God doesn't do anything even if you do ask him. Maybe he couldn't hear me? I didn't raise my voice and he is "way the hell up there!" (Simpson, Homer).

So what did I do wrong? Does the password change every week? Is that you you go to church!?!?

Mechanically we receive from God by faith. Whatever things you ask when you pray believe that you receive it then you will have it.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Mechanically we receive from God by faith. Whatever things you ask when you pray believe that you receive it then you will have it.

Why should we believe you?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Mechanically we receive from God by faith. Whatever things you ask when you pray believe that you receive it then you will have it.

Being a mechanical engineering major, could you explain the mechanics of faith, plz? Make sure to draw up a free-body diagram and show your work.