Can you handle the Truth?

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Originally posted by chickenlover98
does THIS help you? http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jesus

I was not able to open your link. Could you repost it?

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Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
Not really...Answer me this:

Why would I choose to listen to anything you say when I have already been Christian for 18 years, and it hasn't really convinced me of much. Sure, the Bible is a great source of wisdom, but it doesn't have all the answers I seek in every situation. It's very vague, very generalized, and very outdated.

Now...I can do either one of two things:

I can continue acting on my orientation, having lots of fun with other guys, having great physical excersize, as well as intimate pleasure with guys I really like...being responsible ofcourse, and enjoy myself.

[b]OR

I can choose to remain celebate, beleive in a being who has no proof of existance, who is most likely a figment of an organization's imagination, waste my entire life beleiving in something that isn't real, and fearing an illusionary Hell, and being miserable because I chose to no longer have sex, to no longer be myself, and to live some lie...because some idiot on an internet forum told me I should.

NOW...

Which option do YOU think I will choose ? 😬 [/B]

i think you'll go with option b, because ur a a genius 😆

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Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
I was not able to open your link. Could you repost it?
hell the site was workin a second ago, now i cant go to it.

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Originally posted by chickenlover98
i think you'll go with option b, because ur a a genius 😆

😄

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Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
Not really...Answer me this:

Why would I choose to listen to anything you say when I have already been Christian for 18 years, and it hasn't really convinced me of much. Sure, the Bible is a great source of wisdom, but it doesn't have all the answers I seek in every situation. It's very vague, very generalized, and very outdated.

Now...I can do either one of two things:

I can continue acting on my orientation, having lots of fun with other guys, having great physical excersize, as well as intimate pleasure with guys I really like...being responsible ofcourse, and enjoy myself.

[b]OR

I can choose to remain celebate, beleive in a being who has no proof of existance, who is most likely a figment of an organization's imagination, waste my entire life beleiving in something that isn't real, and fearing an illusionary Hell, and being miserable because I chose to no longer have sex, to no longer be myself, and to live some lie...because some idiot on an internet forum told me I should.

NOW...

Which option do YOU think I will choose ? 😬 [/B]

"...but it doesn't have all the answers I seek in every situation. It's very vague, very generalized, and very outdated."

Well, what kind of answers do you seek?

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Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
"...but it doesn't have all the answers I seek in every situation. It's very vague, very generalized, and very outdated."

Well, what kind of answers do you seek?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jesus there i reposted it, it should work now

Originally posted by chickenlover98
naw id like a real ferrai santa

Then you have to promise to not be naughty for one whole year (pretty impossible since we are all sinners according to the Bible).

😱

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Then you have to promise to not be naughty for one whole year (pretty impossible since we are all sinners according to the Bible).

😱

but i dont believe in the bible so if i dont believe what im doing is naughty then it isnt 😱 so yea i promise

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Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
"...but it doesn't have all the answers I seek in every situation. It's very vague, very generalized, and very outdated."

Well, what kind of answers do you seek?

These are my questions in life:

1) How can I make a billion dollars really quick ?

2) How can I lengthen the span of Orgasm ?

3) How can I experience multiple orgasm without my penis getting too sore ?

4) How can I grow taller ?

5) How can I get cheap, but effective Nipple enlargement ? (I already have big brown nipples, but I want them bigger. I have a big nipple fetish).

6) How can I flatten my stomach without losing my hott sexxy bubble ass ?

I mean these are just some of the Life Questions I have. The Bible doesn't answer these.

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Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
These are my questions in life:

1) How can I make a billion dollars really quick ?

2) How can I lengthen the span of Orgasm ?

3) How can I experience multiple orgasm without my penis getting too sore ?

4) How can I grow taller ?

5) How can I get cheap, but effective Nipple enlargement ? (I already have big brown nipples, but I want them bigger. I have a big nipple fetish).

6) How can I flatten my stomach without losing my hott sexxy bubble ass ?

I mean these are just some of the Life Questions I have. The Bible doesn't answer these.

The purpose of the Bible is not to answer those types of questions. I'm sure there are other resources that perhaps might answer all of those queries for you.

Originally posted by chickenlover98
but i dont believe in the bible so if i dont believe what im doing is naughty then it isnt 😱 so yea i promise

Do you believe in gravity?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
The purpose of the Bible is not to answer those types of questions. I'm sure there are other resources that perhaps might answer all of those queries for you.
You lie, it gives all those answers you just need to read between the lines.
Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Do you believe in gravity?
Thats a dumb question 😖

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Originally posted by chickenlover98
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jesus there i reposted it, it should work now

This is what I get when I click on your link:

Error 503 Service Unavailable
Error talking to backend

Guru Meditation:
XID: 751145860

Varnish

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Do you believe in gravity?
no i believe Chuck Norris threatens to roundhouse kick the earth if it lets us float off

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Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
This is what I get when I click on your link:

Error 503 Service Unavailable
Error talking to backend

Guru Meditation:
XID: 751145860

Varnish


just go to encyclopediadramatica.com and search jesus.

Originally posted by chickenlover98
no i believe Chuck Norris threatens to roundhouse kick the earth if it lets us float off

Originally posted by Da Pittman
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Originally posted by Da Pittman
You lie, it gives all those answers you just need to read between the lines. Thats a dumb question 😖

Hey, pal, I turned around and you were not behind me (as the words under you picture state). Does this make you a liar? I don't believe you are but inquiring minds want to know.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Hey, pal, I turned around and you were not behind me. Does this make you a liar? I don't believe you are but inquiring minds want to know.
o yea well ur a cookie

Originally posted by chickenlover98
no i believe Chuck Norris threatens to roundhouse kick the earth if it lets us float off

Do you believe in the sun?