Can you handle the Truth?

Originally posted by chickenlover98
ur bible cannot answer the questions of teh buttsecks. the bible = epic failure

Uh, I don't understand the question.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Uh, I don't understand the question.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
You wouldn't call a pen useless because you cannot watch your favorite program with it would you? Well, why not? It is a given that a pen serves a totally different purpose correct? Well, would you call an alarm clock useless because you cannot cook with it? No, It too has another function. Well, the Bible was never intended to answer those questions any more than a speaker was intended to launch astronauts into outerspace.

Originally posted by Da Pittman
I could use a pen to watch TV, I can cook with a clock and use a speaker to launch astronauts. Not very hard 😉

Originally posted by yornick
you dont see the image?

🙄

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Truth and Jesus are one and the same. You can handle that--right?

Truth is an idea and Jesus was a human. How are they the same?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
The point is that just because chickenlover98 denies credence in the Bible, that does not invalidate the Truths of the Bible. So you are right: those are dumb questions because denying that gravity or the sun exists is no different than denying that the Bible is true.

There is a big difference. The truth of the bible is only in your mind, but the sun a gravity are real.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
The Catholic Church made a huge error with the geocentric theory. I am not Catholic; nevertheless, we have all made mistakes right chickenlover98?

Originally posted by Da Pittman
[b]Mistake 1: Believe in the Bible 😉 [/B]

I don't think that is the mistake. There are normal, sane people who believe in the bible, and would absolutely disagree with JIA.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I don't think that is the mistake. There are normal, sane people who believe in the bible, and would absolutely disagree with JIA.

Originally posted by Da Pittman
pitt_fist

I just can't take you seriously with an emu face looking at me. 😆

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I just can't take you seriously with an emu face looking at me. 😆

Originally posted by Da Pittman
Careful or I will peck your eye out 😆

Defense mechanism?

nah he just find it rather fashionable

And he's right. 😉

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
You wouldn't call a pen useless because you cannot watch your favorite program with it would you? Well, why not? It is a given that a pen serves a totally different purpose correct? Well, would you call an alarm clock useless because you cannot cook with it? No, It too has another function. Well, the Bible was never intended to answer those questions any more than a speaker was intended to launch astronauts into outerspace.

If the Bible cannot help me with my big brown nipples, then it is useless.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Actually, I find it repulsive and abhorrent. I won't go there no matter how much other people tell me they prefer it.

Nah....you like it up the butt

Originally posted by chickenlover98
the question is why doesnt the bible describe buttsecks in detail?

What is a buttsecks?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
You wouldn't call a pen useless because you cannot watch your favorite program with it would you? Well, why not? It is a given that a pen serves a totally different purpose correct? Well, would you call an alarm clock useless because you cannot cook with it? No, It too has another function. Well, the Bible was never intended to answer those questions any more than a speaker was intended to launch astronauts into outerspace.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Truth is an idea and Jesus was a human. How are they the same?

Truth is a Person i.e. Jesus the Christ (read my sig. again).

Shakyamunison, did you know that Jesus is divine? Jesus is the Son of God. God is divine; therefore, Jesus is divine. Jesus has always existed before He (i.e. the Word aka Jesus) became "flesh" and dwelt among us.

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
If the Bible cannot help me with my big brown nipples, then it is useless.

Nah....you like it up the butt

The Bible can help you recognize that you are a sinner and that your sins can be remitted (i.e. sent away) and washed in the blood of the Lamb of God i.e. Jesus Christ. The Bible can show you how to have eternal life, and this life is in Jesus Christ. The Bible reveals how much God loves you and sent his Son to die for you sins so that you can spend eternity with God forever. God still loves you unconditionally Urizen, Kali, SPEAR OF DESTINY.