Can you handle the Truth?

Started by chickenlover98432 pages

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Do you believe in the sun?
Chuck Norris farted and ignited and it grew gigantic and became what we now call the sun

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Hey, pal, I turned around and you were not behind me (as the words under you picture state). Does this make you a liar? I don't believe you are but inquiring minds want to know.
In reality I am behind you, I didn’t say I was near you just behind you.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Do you believe in the sun?
Another dumb question 😖

Originally posted by Da Pittman
In reality I am behind you, I didn’t say I was near you just behind you.
Chuck kept you invisible, thats why he didnt see you. duh 😄

Originally posted by Da Pittman
In reality I am behind you, I didn’t say I was near you just behind you.

Prove it or lose it. You might be under me or around me, but not behind me.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Prove it or lose it. You might be under me or around me, but not behind me.
read my post Chuck made him invisible

Originally posted by Da Pittman
Another dumb question 😖

The point is that just because chickenlover98 denies credence in the Bible, that does not invalidate the Truths of the Bible. So you are right: those are dumb questions because denying that gravity or the sun exists is no different than denying that the Bible is true.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
The point is that just because chickenlover98 denies credence in the Bible, that does not invalidate the Truths of the Bible. So you are right: those are dumb questions because denying that gravity or the sun exists is no different than denying that the Bible is true.
if you dont deny gravity, then admit the church made a HUGE error with the geocentric theory. every catholic i talk to always says the church is never wrong. ADMIT IT OR I WILL SICK MY GIANT PURPLE DEATHSQUIRREL ON YOU!!!!!!

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
The point is that just because chickenlover98 denies credence in the Bible, that does not invalidate the Truths of the Bible. So you are right: those are dumb questions because denying that gravity or the sun exists is no different than denying that the Bible is true.
😆 You crack me up
Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Prove it or lose it. You might be under me or around me, but not behind me.
First off half the world is behind you, and since you turned around you rotated which means that you turned your back in the opposite direction thus at any point in that turn I would have been behind you. 😉

Originally posted by Da Pittman
😆 You crack me up First off half the world is behind you, and since you turned around you rotated which means that you turned your back in the opposite direction thus at any point in that turn I would have been behind you. 😉
you and your technicalities 😛

Originally posted by chickenlover98
you and your technicalities 😛
😄

Well I'm off to bed, until next time.

Originally posted by chickenlover98
if you dont deny gravity, then admit the church made a HUGE error with the geocentric theory. every catholic i talk to always says the church is never wrong. ADMIT IT OR I WILL SICK MY GIANT PURPLE DEATHSQUIRREL ON YOU!!!!!!

The Catholic Church made a huge error with the geocentric theory. I am not Catholic; nevertheless, we have all made mistakes right chickenlover98?

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Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
The purpose of the Bible is not to answer those types of questions. I'm sure there are other resources that perhaps might answer all of those queries for you.

Then the Bible is useless

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
The Catholic Church made a huge error with the geocentric theory. I am not Catholic; nevertheless, we have all made mistakes right chickenlover98?
Chuck Norris doesnt make mistakes

Originally posted by Da Pittman
😆 You crack me up First off half the world is behind you, and since you turned around you rotated which means that you turned your back in the opposite direction thus at any point in that turn I would have been behind you. 😉

What if I changed direction at the same time as you so that at any point you are never behind me?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
What if I changed direction at the same time as you so that at any point you are never behind me?

You like anal sex, don't you ?

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
You like anal sex, don't you ?
no he likes molesting little boys like the good christian that he is 😆

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Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
Then the Bible is useless

You wouldn't call a pen useless because you cannot watch your favorite program with it would you? Well, why not? It is a given that a pen serves a totally different purpose correct? Well, would you call an alarm clock useless because you cannot cook with it? No, It too has another function. Well, the Bible was never intended to answer those questions any more than a speaker was intended to launch astronauts into outerspace.

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
You like anal sex, don't you ?

Actually, I find it repulsive and abhorrent. I won't go there no matter how much other people tell me they prefer it.

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Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
You wouldn't call a pen useless because you cannot watch your favorite program with it would you? Well, why not? It is a given that a pen serves a totally different purpose correct? Well, would you call an alarm clock useless because you cannot cook with it? No, It too has another function. Well, the Bible was never intended to answer those questions any more than a speaker was intended to launch astronauts into outerspace.
ur bible cannot answer the questions of teh buttsecks. the bible = epic failure