Originally posted by Röland
I'm thinking I might take Irene from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"
Thorinn: Yes. It is horrible, this idea.
Originally posted by Eclipso
No I got that, Im just worried now someone is going to make an "offical" Digimon thread. weep
Originally posted by Röland
"PC Load Letter"? What the f*ck does that mean?
Originally posted by Barker
"Anyway, that wife of his comes home early from work and catches him. And while he's looking at her, he decides he wants to live. No man, check it out. Just as he's backing out.. BOOM! he gets hit by this drunk driver. He's going to get a huge settlement, like seven figures."
"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..."
Originally posted by Röland
"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..."
Originally posted by Barker
"We're gonna be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway. "
"Let me ask you something, when you come in on Monday, and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"
"No... no man, shit, no man, I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that man."
"You think the pet rock was a really great idea?"
"You know, I had an idea like that once. A long time ago."
"Really, what was it, Tom?"
"Well, all right. It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor, and it would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to."
Originally posted by Barker"You think the pet rock was a really great idea?"
"You know, I had an idea like that once. A long time ago."
"Really, what was it, Tom?"
"Well, all right. It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor, and it would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to."
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