World war hulk

Started by Creshosk209 pages

Originally posted by Kutulu
Just imagine this guy cornering you in a dark ally with a big bottle of lube:
http://www.marvel.com/i/content/st/1928new_storyimage6095691_full.jpg
If a guy like that is gonna rape you why would he bother with lube?

Originally posted by Creshosk
If a guy like that is gonna rape you why would he bother with lube?
Well, I assume he's got some morals...

here's the variant cover to HULK#1 2008:

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
Well, I assume he's got some morals...
How well endowed do you think he is? He's gotta be life-sized. I don't think any amount of lube will help...

Originally posted by Creshosk
If a guy like that is gonna rape you why would he bother with lube?
For his pleasure.

Originally posted by ankur29
here's the variant cover to HULK#1 2008:

With that pose, it looks like he's about to wrestle a big giant one eyed red snake.

Originally posted by ankur29
here's the variant cover to HULK#1 2008:

I don't get it why he is red...

Originally posted by Rewmac
I don't get it why he is red...

It's from working that right arm.

Originally posted by Kutulu
It's from working that right arm.
Pumping up...That's the sideffects of synthetic steroids. 😖hifty:

***** ain't nothing without the armor

Spidey also had a decent webbing feat in that issue.

Originally posted by llagrok

***** ain't nothing without the armor

What a man Spidey is, 🙄 ...Im just kidding Llaggy boy.

What comic?

Originally posted by strengthkills
What a man Spidey is, 🙄 ...Im just kidding Llaggy boy.

Elloe ****ing sucks.

Elloe's not human it's the equavilent to squashing a female cockroach.

Originally posted by strengthkills
What a man Spidey is, 🙄 ...Im just kidding Llaggy boy.

I knew Spiderman had a pimp in him, I knew it! 😆

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Elloe ****ing sucks.

Iron Man used to suck without access to armor...hell he still does at times.

Originally posted by strengthkills
Iron Man used to suck without access to armor...hell he still does at times.

Elloe still ****ing sucks.

Tony would kick her ass, he's skilled enough to give Cap a fight.

Originally posted by Soljer
What comic?

WWH Aftersmash.

I'll get scans up when I'm home.

I don't buy the so-called 'fact' that hulk hasn't killed tons of innocents throughout his comic run. That's pure and complete BS, anger distorts your thinking/rational abilities, no way's he getting angrier and angrier and keeping some cool uber calculating capacity in the back of his head while seemingly chaotically wrecking the stuff around him. He also seems most of the time like he's out to kill, from his looks, and that if you'd just push him a tiny bit and not placate him he'd rip your head off... now he's mister harmless misunderstood pet that just seems dangerously lethal and just a few words away from massacring everybody in a 10 mile radius.

Can he see through walls too? Cause no way is wrecking walls all over the place without someone getting hurt or killed.

Anyway, I'm amazed at how much writer love the hulk got here. Given his regular nature/portrayal(retarded caveman-like angry musclebound monstrocity), I'd imagine most writers wouldn't have him in such a favorable light.

PS

Just giving him intelligence(yes I know it's happened before.) and taking out the vast numbers of casualties, just shows writers don't want to deal with the real deal. A retarded angry creature that kills by the thousands at the smallest push. Obviously, no writer or audience could sympathize with the faithful portrayal of hulk.

PPS

sentry, strange fights were BS, IMO(unless they're skrulls that is...)

^ co sign

What are the kids who read this going to thing? That you can go on a rampage and destroy a city without anyone getting hurt? There are ALWAYS consequences. They were supposed to teach people that the illuminati's actions have consequences, but apparently this doesn't apply to the Hulk.