The Jurk Off

Mooooooooooooonnnndaaaaaaay.

[middle eastern] Why does it say "Paper Jam" when there is no "Paper Jam!" I swear one day I'm just going to kick this piece of shit out the window. [/middle eastern]

[stutter]I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven. [/stutter]

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler... 31

Originally posted by Röland
Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler... 31

*ahem* ....set the building on fire

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

i was told that i could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume....

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What is everyone talking about here?

Originally posted by Ordained
What is everyone talking about here?

Asian Spartans.

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i dont thnk the song was that bad, was it ?

Yo this aint nuttin that you used to
Out of the ordinary, quite usable
You gotta have a complex
like my name's SEX
can't no body do it like u do

SEXIlicious, quite edible
So fkn good looking, Incredible
Show know love
cuz u stuck up
lookn at urself in the mirror
like the WAT THE **** ?

Damn...

I look hott
and aint no way
u can say
I..do...not

OKAY...i got a little fat but
my one night stands sed they like it that !
I'm horny...
just from looking the mirror
beleive me
im so f*cking concieted
wanna **** me i dont blame u
if i were u, i'd probly wanna **** me 2

See I look too good to be writing this
And I look too good to be hiding it
You know I look way too good don't be fighting this
I'm cocky....u wanna **** me

And I look to good to f*cking you
And I look too good to be stuck with you
You know I look way too good to have fun with you
I'm Cocky...u wanna **** me

Now whose that peaking thru my window ?
Err'body..... cuz im such a man hoe
Baby, I'm sorry but.... I'm Sexy
And i know you'd all die just to get with me
let's see...
This dude that im waiting on....
He sed i always make him get a hard on
In this tight speedo, i look kinda guido...
That's probly why I'm always getting hated on'

At the party everybody trying to grab my ****
It gets annoying cuz none of them wont stop
Now...

Number 1- i dont need u
I'll see u when i feel like seeing you

Number 2- I don't deal with no bullshit
Tell me straight up or just forget it

Number 3- Right now it's all about me
I don't wanna talk about it
if you wanna hear it, here it go
i wrote this song about it

See I look too good to be wearing clothes
And I look too good not to be a hoe
You know I look way too good , but u already know
I'm cocky....u wanna **** me

And I look to good to be being straight
And I look too good to be being gay
Why choose when I can have both anyway?
I'm Cocky...u wanna **** me

Nah.

Your one of those feminine homos aren't you?

Your need to be the centre of this universe is becoming tiresome.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
Your need to be the centre of this universe is becoming tiresome.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

I'm inclined to agree. I think you should make one official thread for flaunting your sexual preference, Kali.