The Jurk Off

Originally posted by Ambience
Nobody wants to **** you.
Thats why your boyfriend left you.
😐

Reminder: You're Alone.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Hahaha, owned.

Reminder: You're Alone.

HAHAHA!

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Hahaha, owned.

Reminder: You're Alone.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Hahaha, owned.

Reminder: You're Alone.

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omg!

Originally posted by Ambience
Nobody wants to **** you.
Thats why your boyfriend left you.
😐

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Yo this aint nuttin that you used to
Out of the ordinary, quite usable
You gotta have a complex
like my name's SEX
can't no body do it like u do

SEXIlicious, quite edible
So fkn good looking, Incredible
Show know love
cuz u stuck up
lookn at urself in the mirror
like the WAT THE **** ?

Damn...

I look hott
and aint no way
u can say
I..do...not

OKAY...i got a little fat but
my one night stands sed they like it that !
I'm horny...
just from looking the mirror
beleive me
im so f*cking concieted
wanna **** me i dont blame u
if i were u, i'd probly wanna **** me 2

See I look too good to be writing this
And I look too good to be hiding it
You know I look way too good don't be fighting this
I'm cocky....u wanna **** me

And I look to good to f*cking you
And I look too good to be stuck with you
You know I look way too good to have fun with you
I'm Cocky...u wanna **** me

Now whose that peaking thru my window ?
Err'body..... cuz im such a man hoe
Baby, I'm sorry but.... I'm Sexy
And i know you'd all die just to get with me
let's see...
This dude that im waiting on....
He sed i always make him get a hard on
In this tight speedo, i look kinda guido...
That's probly why I'm always getting hated on'

At the party everybody trying to grab my ****
It gets annoying cuz none of them wont stop
Now...

Number 1- i dont need u
I'll see u when i feel like seeing you

Number 2- I don't deal with no bullshit
Tell me straight up or just forget it

Number 3- Right now it's all about me
I don't wanna talk about it
if you wanna hear it, here it go
i wrote this song about it

See I look too good to be wearing clothes
And I look too good not to be a hoe
You know I look way too good , but u already know
I'm cocky....u wanna **** me

And I look to good to be being straight
And I look too good to be being gay
Why choose when I can have both anyway?
I'm Cocky...u wanna **** me

ur cool...nopers

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Yo this aint nuttin that you used to
Out of the ordinary, quite usable
You gotta have a complex
like my name's SEX
can't no body do it like u do

SEXIlicious, quite edible
So fkn good looking, Incredible
Show know love
cuz u stuck up
lookn at urself in the mirror
like the WAT THE **** ?

Damn...

I look hott
and aint no way
u can say
I..do...not

OKAY...i got a little fat but
my one night stands sed they like it that !
I'm horny...
just from looking the mirror
beleive me
im so f*cking concieted
wanna **** me i dont blame u
if i were u, i'd probly wanna **** me 2

See I look too good to be writing this
And I look too good to be hiding it
You know I look way too good don't be fighting this
I'm cocky....u wanna **** me

And I look to good to f*cking you
And I look too good to be stuck with you
You know I look way too good to have fun with you
I'm Cocky...u wanna **** me

Now whose that peaking thru my window ?
Err'body..... cuz im such a man hoe
Baby, I'm sorry but.... I'm Sexy
And i know you'd all die just to get with me
let's see...
This dude that im waiting on....
He sed i always make him get a hard on
In this tight speedo, i look kinda guido...
That's probly why I'm always getting hated on'

At the party everybody trying to grab my ****
It gets annoying cuz none of them wont stop
Now...

Number 1- i dont need u
I'll see u when i feel like seeing you

Number 2- I don't deal with no bullshit
Tell me straight up or just forget it

Number 3- Right now it's all about me
I don't wanna talk about it
if you wanna hear it, here it go
i wrote this song about it

See I look too good to be wearing clothes
And I look too good not to be a hoe
You know I look way too good , but u already know
I'm cocky....u wanna **** me

And I look to good to be being straight
And I look too good to be being gay
Why choose when I can have both anyway?
I'm Cocky...u wanna **** me

Its threads like these that urge me to stick a gun in my mouth. 😐

Originally posted by Spartan005
Its threads like these that urge me to stick a gun in my mouth. 😐

Why kill yourself by a self-inflicted gunshot?

Go out in a blaze of glory and light yourself on fire then jump off a building.

I'm just kidding, but I really do hate this thread.

Originally posted by Secretus
Your one of those feminine homos aren't you?

😘

Originally posted by Storm
[color=black]Your need to be the centre of this universe is becoming tiresome.

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Originally posted by Ambience
Nobody wants to **** you.
Thats why your boyfriend left you.
😐

😆

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Secondly, u guys are retarted

❌

You, on the other hand....✅..not to mention annoying.

Originally posted by Röland
Why kill yourself by a self-inflicted gunshot?

Go out in a blaze of glory and light yourself on fire then jump off a building.

I'm just kidding, but I really do hate this thread.

I like that idea. 👆

Originally posted by Spartan005
I like that idea. 👆

I was kidding, but you would probably make the front page of the newspaper. 👆

Hey, don't get me wrong .. I like F@gs, as long as they don't come near me or make homosexual threads like this ..As a 14 y/o boy I would prefer not to hear of your homosexual encounters Kali, much less of your masturbation fest .. please re frame from any other inappropriate sexual encounters you may have in the future .. Thank you.

-Coon

At least its in the OTF this time.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
i dont know about the rest of these kmc'ers, but KMC IS my Social Life.

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