And people think Surfer can beat Superman?

Started by UniOmni21 pages

Then i whip out my 7+ monster, and rub it all over there face, making sure to pay specific attention to their nostrils and eyes.

Uhhh, while seven is above average, it's hardly what anyone would describe a "monster."

Originally posted by Soljer
Uhhh, while seven is above average, it's hardly what anyone would describe a "monster."

Maybe if it was white... ermmnone

Originally posted by Soljer
Uhhh, while seven is above average, it's hardly what anyone would describe a "monster."

To most girls who haven't had alot of sex, it is.
Women really can't tell without wood to go alongside.

Her:"OMG!! It's gotta be nine inches, at least~!
Get the ky jelly first!"

Me: 😮

Plus, i said 7+. That means above seven inches at least.

And Vally has the right of it.

Originally posted by UniOmni
To most girls who haven't had alot of sex, it is.
Women really can't tell without wood to go alongside.

Her:"OMG!! It's gotta be nine inches, at least~!
Get the ky jelly first!"

Me: 😮

Plus, i said 7+. That means above seven inches at least.

And Vally has the right of it.

Above seven, sure.

But below eight. Otherwise, you would have said eight, 😛.

7" is pathetic on the internet scale where every guy is packing at least 12".

Originally posted by Validus
7" is pathetic on the internet scale where every guy is packing at least 12".

Twelve? I thought we all were at least fifteen or so....

I mean, Ron Jeremy is supposed to be pee wee herman compared to the guys on the internet...

Originally posted by Validus
7" is pathetic on the internet scale where every guy is packing at least 12".

Anyone with more than 6.75 inches iirc, is gonna realize that most women would shoot a guy coming towards her with 12 inches of hard manmeat.

The bigger you are, the less freedom you have, true story. 🙁

Can't just grab her hips and swivel, since the canal is only around 4 inches i believe, before you hit cervix.
Which is supposed to be hella uncomfortable for women, i hear.

You gotta measure your strokes, and can't go ram happy unless she's got a good gape to her.

She's either gotta be really sluiced to go, or you gotta prelubricate.

It's not fun when there's so many limitations involved, man.

I wish i was still 6.5.

Best sex to date.

no homo

The vaginal canal expands when the female's aroused. It gets quite a bit deeper than four inches.

True.

But at 6.75 is where i first started hitting the cervix on really hard thrusts.

Women don't like that, at all.

Originally posted by UniOmni
True.

But at 6.75 is where i first started hitting the cervix on really hard thrusts.

Women don't like that, at all.

You may just have been sleeping with 'shallow' women, for lack of a better term.

hey uniomni I take it you measure your dick with a ruler like, every day? Thats quite accurate lengths you got there.

Nope.

I hit 6.5 at age 15, and thought that was fine.

I didn't measure again until i hit 18, where it was 6.75, only due to a girl i'd not seen since 16 telling me i felt bigger than before.

I just know i'm at 7+, cuz i do a childish thing. I flex in the mirror naked, at 21 consistently still.

I just noticed i was much larger than before, and measured.

Lo and behold, 7+.

The only time i get free rein, is when i meet a girl who actually digs dudes with big dongs the way alot of guys dig girls with big butts or breasts.

So did this start from someone saying that there was no PIS because Surfer's wang is too small or something?

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Re: Re: Re: And people think Surfer can beat Superman?

Originally posted by Validus
Can you hit the power button on your tower or at least the Red X in the top right corner of the screen?
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
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Re: Re: Re: And people think Surfer can beat Superman?

Originally posted by Validus
Can you hit the power button on your tower or at least the Red X in the top right corner of the screen?

😄

Nice. It only took two whole tries to correctly post a picture and an emoticon. Now all you need to do is figure out the edit option.

Originally posted by UniOmni
Pretty much.

Negro is as ignorant and outdated as colored.

If anybody referred to me as a colored, or negro i'd be liable to spit in their drink.

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