And people think Surfer can beat Superman?

Started by Grimm2221 pages

Jesus, what happened to this thread 😕

I come back here to find everybody talking about derogatory slang and measuring wangs 🤨

Originally posted by Grimm22
Jesus, what happened to this thread 😕

I come back here to find everybody talking about derogatory slang and measuring wangs 🤨

No, not wangs. Monster dicks. 😎

Originally posted by His Airness
No, not wangs. Monster dicks. 😎

Ah, so even when it comes to the male genitalia you encourage "political" correctness 😛

Originally posted by Soljer
Otherwise, you would have said eight, 😛.

😖hifty:

"AK stands proudly in the mirror, living up to his black hype"

So, are we going to talk about Dr. Strange's wong now? 😖hifty:

dur

Originally posted by Evil_Ash
So, are we going to talk about Dr. Strange's wong now? 😖hifty:

dur

😆

Well, it seems some sort of reasonable point at hudlinentertainment.com has been brought up:

1. Feats in Annihilation are irrelevant.
2. You assume that he keeps Silver Surfer in a hold.
3. you assume that he overpowers Silver Surfer.

THe point is there is no fact in any of your statements. Yes we know Silver Surfer is a bad muthaf*cka. His feats in Annihilation have no bearing on this story because Silver Surfer alluded to the fact that he is holding back because its a "disagreement between friends." Do you try kill your friends when you disagree with them? Then Black Panther stated that he is "wagering" that he can keep a hold on him. This means that he is knowingly taking a risk that he can keep a hold on him. We don't know if he can truly keep that hold on him because 2 secs later he gets blasted by Stardust. All we Silver Surfer says is "UnHand me." Maybe for Silver Surfer to forcefully remove the hold, he would have needed to cause a more damage than was he desired to do. Finally, T'Challa quickly makes it clear that they wish to speak and not fight thus also reasoning why he didn't use more deadly force. The point is Silver Surfer is NOT a villain and wasn't written as such. He was written as a poweful guy was doing a job that the main characters found reprehensible and conflict ensued because Ben Grimm is a hot-headed brawler. He started a conflict that he knew he couldn't win. Black Panther knew they couldn't win (he stated they don't have the power to affect the outcome, if this is so they he obviously meant to buy a little time holding SS so he could explain the situation). There was very little jobbing going on in that issue. when character verbally state that a fight is a quarrel between friends and one side ADMITS they can't defeat the other side, than no amount of blasts or moves suggest that the more powerful side has "jobbed" to the other.

most importantly

SILVER SURFER HAS A HISTORY OF HOLDING BACK HIS FULL POWERS UNTIL IT IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY!!!

Bingo.

All well and good.

The Silver Surfer not obliterating T'Challa? Yeah - he was holding back. Cool.

Doesn't change the fact that T'Challa outreacted him and overpowered him. 😬.

I think the big things here.

BP was able to jump unto Silver Surfer's board. The same board that can go how fast. And manage to out react Silver Surfer who can think how fast. Also didn't Torch manage to knock him off his board to begin with.

I don't think that it was that SS was holding back I think the problem is that even if SS was holding back this group of people shouldn't have even bothered him.

Even a fight with a holding back SS should have lasted two panels.

One panel where SS basically says you guys are idiots. And the second one is him putting a forcefield around them.

Originally posted by Soljer
All well and good.

The Silver Surfer not obliterating T'Challa? Yeah - he was holding back. Cool.

Doesn't change the fact that T'Challa outreacted him and overpowered him. 😬.


More or less caught him off-guard
Originally posted by Newjak
I think the big things here.

BP was able to jump unto Silver Surfer's board. The same board that can go how fast. And manage to out react Silver Surfer who can think how fast. Also didn't Torch manage to knock him off his board to begin with.

I don't think that it was that SS was holding back I think the problem is that even if SS was holding back this group of people shouldn't have even bothered him.

Even a fight with a holding back SS should have lasted two panels.

One panel where SS basically says you guys are idiots. And the second one is him putting a forcefield around them.


I feel you on this, those four are ants to surfer. If he wanted to go anniahlation and kill those fools 2pannels or less it would have happend. Like he said they were his friends.

Originally posted by Newjak
BP was able to jump unto Silver Surfer's board. The same board that can go how fast.

The board was clearly not going superluminal speeds.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
The board was clearly not going superluminal speeds.

But you ignore the fact that T'Challa outreacted someone who can watch time pass by the nanosecond. T'Challa grabbed someone who can dodge meteors whilst travelling at superluminal speeds.

T'Challa overpowered someone who's matched the Hulk for strength.

Those are the issues.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
The board was clearly not going superluminal speeds.
I think the point I was trying to say is if it wasn't then shouldn't have SS just stopped his board before BP even got to him 😛

Seriously the whole scene is off.

SS should have just trapped them in a forcefield if he didn't want to hurt them.

Originally posted by Soljer
But you ignore the fact that T'Challa outreacted someone who can watch time pass by the nanosecond. T'Challa grabbed someone who can dodge meteors whilst travelling at superluminal speeds.

Can't explain that one.

Originally posted by Soljer
T'Challa overpowered someone who's matched the Hulk for strength.

In comicbook MA there are holds that cannot be broken be a Class100.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
In comicbook MA there are holds that cannot be broken be a Class100.

What kind of "holds"? glare

Originally posted by Evil_Ash
What kind of "holds"? glare

The one that subdued Superboy, the one that held Sufer for a moment, the one that Apoc used on Hulk.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
The one that subdued Superboy, the one that held Sufer for a moment, the one that Apoc used on Hulk.

Karate Kid is a plot device, and Apocalypse is class 100+ himself.

Your explanation equals fail. 😛.

And people complain about SM vs FL... a street leveler threatening Surfer.

That's like Aunt May taking on Grey Hulk. And winning !

As a white british male I now feel disheartened thanks to all this talk of 'black monster wangs'.

Damn you and your african 'giant-dick' genes !