Bible contradictions or am I just uninformed?

Started by Shakyamunison7 pages
Originally posted by Goddess Kali
JIA, why are you so sad ? 🙁

He really want you to be straight. He refuses to have sex with a gay man. 😂

He needs butsecks. Oblige him.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
He really want you to be straight. He refuses to have sex with a gay man. 😂

ahhahahaaa 😆

Too bad JIA doesn't realize that I already had sex with Jesus Christ, our lord and savior droolio

......Talk about Ascension 😉 droolio

Well if people belive God wrote the Bible, then of course they belive the bible is perfect.However,if your like me and you belive the bible was written by mortal men,then you probably belive the thing has quiet a few mistakes in it.Instead of listing a bunch of incositancies, for now I would rather get a bit philosophical on the subject.It seems to me to be very funny that as long as men has had the ability to write,god or gods have been writing laws.It seems to me if their was a god with laws then we should be hard wired to know these laws instead of putting 'faith' into it.I belive faith is a word that has been used rather unjustly.Anymore it seems to have this meaning:Beliving in something you know that isn't true.What i'm trying to get at is this.Instead of god writing a book thats now old and looked over with controversy,it would be a lot easier if he just came down and told everyone.Instead we are told he works in mysterious ways and to have faith.To me that seems to be more of an excuse than an answer.While I fully belive their are forces at work I can't comprehend,their has to be a bit more logic behind such answers for me.If god works in mysterious ways and we are to have 'faith' then i am led to the conclusion god is a pantheistic deity who dwells within the universe,rather than outside our realm of exsistance.

Well I think i'm done for now.

God killed babies.

God says that killing is wrong.

You do the math.

Originally posted by BackFire
God killed babies.

God says that killing is wrong.

You do the math.

god is not held to his own laws. 😛

Oh.

Well in that case, neither am I.

Now, where are those babies?

Originally posted by BackFire
Oh.

Well in that case, neither am I.

Now, where are those babies?

The last time someone (Satan) did that, god got pissed and threw a tantrum. Killing babies is for gods entertainment only.

If becomming a ruler of my own netherworld is the result of said tantrum, I will gladly take it.

Backfire, you hell sucks. According to Janus it has a PS1 that only comes with Final Fantasy 7.

Just wait.

Soon we'll have an N64, and the E! channel.

However, don't forget, instead of demons running around, I have hot women in little devil horns and little red skirts running around performing favors for those lucky enough to be sent to hell.

Originally posted by Burnt Pancakes
Backfire, you hell sucks. According to Janus it has a PS1 that only comes with Final Fantasy 7.

😱 More like Final Fantasy 1. 😆

"If becomming a ruler of my own netherworld is the result of said tantrum, I will gladly take it."
"However, don't forget, instead of demons running around, I have hot women in little devil horns and little red skirts running around performing favors for those lucky enough to be sent to hell."

add exploding penguins and its DISGAEA!!!{asuming ur aware of it}

Originally posted by mr.smiley
Well if people belive God wrote the Bible, then of course they belive the bible is perfect.However,if your like me and you belive the bible was written by mortal men,then you probably belive the thing has quiet a few mistakes in it.Instead of listing a bunch of incositancies, for now I would rather get a bit philosophical on the subject.It seems to me to be very funny that as long as men has had the ability to write,god or gods have been writing laws.It seems to me if their was a god with laws then we should be hard wired to know these laws instead of putting 'faith' into it.I belive faith is a word that has been used rather unjustly.Anymore it seems to have this meaning:Beliving in something you know that isn't true.What i'm trying to get at is this.Instead of god writing a book thats now old and looked over with controversy,it would be a lot easier if he just came down and told everyone.Instead we are told he works in mysterious ways and to have faith.To me that seems to be more of an excuse than an answer.While I fully belive their are forces at work I can't comprehend,their has to be a bit more logic behind such answers for me.If god works in mysterious ways and we are to have 'faith' then i am led to the conclusion god is a pantheistic deity who dwells within the universe,rather than outside our realm of exsistance.

Well I think i'm done for now.

[COLOR=darkblue]What is not logical about an All-powerful God Who loves you so much that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life?

That is very logical. God loves the world so He gave...Love gives./COLOR]

Originally posted by Devil King
Or maybe Feceman, Nellinator and JIA just like to verbally masturbate each other.

mo·ron (môr'ŏn', mōr'-)
n.
A stupid person; a dolt.
Psychology. A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
[From Greek mōron, neuter of mōros, stupid, foolish.]

moronic mo·ron'ic (mə-rŏn'ĭk, mô-) adj.
moronically mo·ron'i·cal·ly adv.
moronism mo'ron'ism or mo·ron'i·ty (mə-rŏn'ĭ-tē, mô-) n.


Damn, Captain must have gotten a little sand in his vagina. What's up with this influx up bitchiness, you sour ****?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
[COLOR=darkblue]What is not logical about an All-powerful God Who loves you so much that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life?

That is very logical. God loves the world so He gave...Love gives./COLOR]

You failed to address anything I said.I will go with what you are saying for the sake of arguement though.What's logical about god asking Abraham to sacrafice Issac??What kind of god is that unstable on a moral scale?

You know what's odd to me? God rewarding Jacob for his deceitfulness. He lied and pretended to be his brother with the help of his mother to get the blessing and inheritance, then god rewarded him???!!?? I thought the Bible made it clear that Satan was the father of lies.

I could have just sworn the woman on your sig was moving!I must be tired!

😂

I'm hearing a lot of odd things lately in relation to me......

Originally posted by mr.smiley
You failed to address anything I said.I will go with what you are saying for the sake of arguement though.What's logical about god asking Abraham to sacrafice Issac??What kind of god is that unstable on a moral scale?

First, God is sovereign so He can do as He wishes.

Second God "tests" or rather "proves" the faith of those who are claim allegiance to Him.

Question: did God allow Abraham to go through with it? The answer is no so what is the problem?