Scythe and I have an announcement.........

😱

We're pregnant. Yep, that's right people! Scythe has impregnated me with his goat seed, and we couldn't be happier! I, myself, want to name the baby Crackwhore Fetus Salad. Scythe, however, wants to name the baby, simply, Dinner. This is all thanks to the miracle of Vicodin and Bacardi. Aren't we lucky?

The shower will be in June. 😊

I walked all the way up there. I've been drinkin' preacher. He said "You tell it brother." I've been cussin'. He said "You tell it again!" I said "I f*cked a goat!" He said "Oh good lord. I don't think I woulda told that."

You said it, Rodney! ✅

There's just some things the good Lord don't need to know......

Was just listening to that. 👆

"Shit, I dropped my crayon, what he say?" 😂

well congrats, I bet the baby will be a real cutie 😊

✅

Originally posted by Impediment
😱

We're pregnant. Yep, that's right people! Scythe has impregnated me with his goat seed, and we couldn't be happier! I, myself, want to name the baby Crackwhore Fetus Salad. Scythe, however, wants to name the baby, simply, Dinner. This is all thanks to the miracle of Vicodin and Bacardi. Aren't we lucky?

The shower will be in June. 😊

Argh! Dammit! I knew I should've never messed with any of the Scythettes! Well, whatever, it happened. We'll shower him with death and bathe him in blood. I get to keep all the baby clothes we get from the shower, I like to pretend I still fit in them...

can i be the goatfather?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
can i be the goatfather?

Ofcourse, I'd be insulted if you weren't.

BBQ? 😕

Originally posted by Strangelove
BBQ? 😕

No! No eating him, he's to be kept alive!

Originally posted by Scythe
Ofcourse, I'd be insulted if you weren't.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
coooooool. do i get to sit back, slurp sketti, and use a fake italian accent?

Yes, and you get to eat, piss, and poop wherever you like. Just like a goat.

i already do that.

Originally posted by Impediment
😱

We're pregnant. Yep, that's right people! Scythe has impregnated me with his goat seed, and we couldn't be happier! I, myself, want to name the baby Crackwhore Fetus Salad. Scythe, however, wants to name the baby, simply, Dinner. This is all thanks to the miracle of Vicodin and Bacardi. Aren't we lucky?

The shower will be in June. 😊

here's your baby gift from me

enjoy

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
here's your baby gift from me

enjoy

Oh, come on! As if I'm not already having trouble not eating him..

thats right!!! get the baby!!!

The baby will be named Captain Crackwhore Fetus Salad Dinner...

Got a little Captain in you? naughty2

Tuna.