Scythe and I have an announcement.........

Originally posted by Impediment
Yes, after you.

Our wittle crack ho. eyes

The "Captain" part ermm

Originally posted by Scythe
AHH yes! The bastard has sprung from my moist, fetid, repugnant vagina! I must lick him clean and shower him with urine to fulfill the arc! death will roam the streets in the form of a begger, and Matt will die alittle inside. AHAHAHA!

heh heh heh.....I mounted you.........

😏

We named him Captian, because during conception, I, or Matt were thinking of Alex.

Originally posted by Impediment
heh heh heh.....I mounted you.........

😏

Shh, they'll hear you...

sorry........... 🥷

I don't even know what to say.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I don't even know what to say.

How about "Congratulations"? 😉

I say we dress the bastard in dressing! And pour honey in his mouth and ass! He must be sweet and tender!

Originally posted by Impediment
How about "Congratulations"? 😉

😄

Congratulations!!! 😱

Why thank you TH, can we expect a gift of baby clothes and Subway foot longs?

Originally posted by Scythe
I say we dress the bastard in dressing! And pour honey in his mouth and ass! He must be sweet and tender!

Anything but Mayo or Ranch dressing. 😘

Originally posted by Scythe
Why thank you TH, can we expect a gift of baby clothes and Subway foot longs?

With Asiago Cheese bread. ✅

Originally posted by Impediment
Anything but Mayo or Ranch dressing. 😘

I've grown accustomed to his two faces. I can't eat him, I shall train him to feed on children and beceome a pre-school protitute so that he may rake in some money for us.

Originally posted by Impediment
With Asiago Cheese bread. ✅

And yes, hurry up with those subs!