Scythe and I have an announcement.........

Originally posted by Impediment
Got a little Captain in you? naughty2

I will scurry in a frenzy protecting my bastard son. GET AWAY!

rofl

Wait...I just thought of something.

I know! You're probably goin': "Scythe thought of somethin'!! Whoo!"

Bastards...

But anyhoo, I wonder, will I go into labor or Matt?

And here I thought It was going to be something exciting, like "We're gay!" or something like that.

disgust

Originally posted by Sorgo X
And here I thought It was going to be something exciting, like "We're gay!" or something like that.

disgust

Sorry to disappoint. Wink, wink...

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You don't need to be rich to do nothing. Just look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit.

Originally posted by Scythe
Sorry to disappoint. Wink, wink...

Well, you didn't disappoint last night.

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Originally posted by Sorgo X
Well, you didn't disappoint last night.

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Ha!

Our bundle of joy!!!

.....

droolio

he'd be great with some fondue

Originally posted by Ambience
droolio

he'd be great with some fondue

😏

Originally posted by Impediment
😏

You know.
Looks like he has a fair amoun tof meat on his bones.
If you brought him over...
we could make a dinner party outta it.
😉

Originally posted by Scythe
The baby will be named Captain Crackwhore Fetus Salad Dinner...

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
After me?

Yes, after you.

Our wittle crack ho. eyes

What an ugly baby.

AHH yes! The bastard has sprung from my moist, fetid, repugnant vagina! I must lick him clean and shower him with urine to fulfill the arc! death will roam the streets in the form of a begger, and Matt will die alittle inside. AHAHAHA!