Pay respect to Paris Hilton here.

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=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Pay respect to Paris Hilton here.

Dear Paris, I know you are a good human being. I also know a lot of people don't like you, and that is only because they are jealous of your beauty and good sense. People who are not as smart as you will make fun of you because they are afraid inside.

I think I speak for the entire KMC community when I say, we wish you the best, Paris Hilton. We will keep you in our prayers.

Sincerely,

Tired Hiker. 😊

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Dear Paris,

Disregard Preston, please. He's a loony.

I hope you become someone's ***** in jail 131

Sincerely,
Strangelove

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Dear Paris, Strangelove is obviously on acid. Ignore him. Love, Tired Hiker.

Leo.M A Riddle

Dear Pairs.

I just love you! You are to die for and I'm sad you're going to jail.

Much love, Leo.M

P.S. Hook a KMC'er up and give me BJ.

Scythe The Goat

Am I the only one that believes that the death of Paris Hilton will dwarf 9/11 and the death of Princess Diana?

She must be kept alive.

Oh, and HOT JAILBAIT ASS!

Hidden Lotus Jetta FTW

Dear Paris,

i hope you drop the soap so many times, its not even funny

TRH Grand Poobah

Dear Paris,Have fun redecorating the prison and make sure you make a new sex tape,love TRH

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
i hope you drop the soap so many times, its not even funny

HOT JAILBAIT ASS!!

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Dear Paris, Strangelove is obviously on acid. Ignore him. Love, Tired Hiker.
Dear Paris, Tired Hike is a psycho. I respectfully request that you tell him to hit the road. And then follow him.

Perhaps get hit by a bus.

Much love,
Strangelove

Scythe The Goat

p.s. HOT JAILBAIT ASS! ! !

Tattoo Senior Member

Originally posted by Scythe
Am I the only one that believes that the death of Paris Hilton will dwarf 9/11 and the death of Princess Diana?

She must be kept alive.

Oh, and HOT JAILBAIT ASS!

Scythe...Jailbait means the person is underage. 😐

~Forever*Alone~ Empress

she shouldnt flaunt it 😬

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Tattoo
Scythe...Jailbait means the person is underage. 😐

Hahaha! I know!! Hubba Hubba!

...

I'm gonna go cry now...

Ah what the hell:

HOT JAILBAIT ASS! ! ! ! !

Tattoo Senior Member

Originally posted by Scythe
Hahaha! I know!! Hubba Hubba!

...

I'm gonna go cry now...

Ah what the hell:

HOT JAILBAIT ASS! ! ! ! !

No, just...no.

TRH Grand Poobah

Dear Paris,I hope you have a kid soon so Scythe can eat it i can laugh

With love,TRH

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Tattoo
No, just...no.

Fine Ken, close your eyes for three seconds before scrolling down through one of my posts. Except this one...

Originally posted by TRH
Dear Paris,I hope you have a kid soon so Scythe can eat it i can laugh

With love,TRH

Yes! I'll eat the diamond encrusted brat with a wooden spoon.

Mmmm, HOT JAILBAIT offspring...

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

Re: Pay respect to Paris Hilton here.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
beauty and good sense.

PHAIL

Captain Maynard Cummin Soon

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Dear Paris, I know you are a good human being. I also know a lot of people don't like you, and that is only because they are jealous of your beauty and good sense. People who are not as smart as you will make fun of you because they are afraid inside.

I think I speak for the entire KMC community when I say, we wish you the best, Paris Hilton. We will keep you in our prayers.

Sincerely,

Tired Hiker. 😊

Nice "The Big Lebowski" homage.

Other than that, you're in love with a stick.

Skank.

Raven Guardia =^_^=

Dear Paris Hilton,

You should f*ck off. And I don't mean this literally 😊

Sincerely,
Raven G

Captain Maynard Cummin Soon

Dear Paris,

Eat.

Love,
El Capitano