Dear Paris France Hilton,
Remember the time I told you I was goin' to slutnap you and keep you as my hostage. I guess the law beat me to the punch. The donkey punch that is. When you enter your cell and meet Bertha, don't inturrupt her while she says: "Welcome to the Jungle! You gonna DIE!"
Love, Scythe...
P.S. HOT JAILBAIT ASS! ! !
Originally posted by ImpedimentI concur. 13
Dearest Paris,You are a talentless, lazy-eyed, ditzy, stupid, spoiled whore who should have been an abortion. I hope you get AIDS and die miserable and alone.
Love,
ImpedimentP.S. I would never **** you. I'd rather not contract the Booty Flu, seeing as how your legs are like 7-11: always open.