Pay respect to Paris Hilton here.

Daer Paris,

I thot id dum down my lettr so you wood understand me bettr.

Ps. your sex tape suked

Dear Paris,

I have placed the key to unlock your jail cell, behind your eye. You have exactly one mintue to get it out before you die.

Sincerely,
Raven G

P.S Time starts Now.

Dear Paris,

We hate you

Love,

El Capitano

Dear Paris,

Your dad was been killed and all your money was given to starving children in Africa. You are now bankrupt and all your properties have been foreclosed. If you do not respond with in the next 30 days, you will spend 10 years in prison.

Thank you for understanding

Sincerely,
Raven G

Dear Paris,

your going to jail. Thats strange aren't you rich? Anywayz yesterday you left your panties at my house so you might wanna take those with you! Yeah and that........................well you know what I mean,paris!

Sincerely,
Baby Bear (Bizzy Bullet)

Dear Paris,

Blow me, and swallow. I'll keep you out of prison if you do.

I won't.

Hate,
Backfire.

Dear Paris,

Please stop. Theres no feeling left.

Love,

Your Vagina

dear paris

you have a gigantic heart, which almost makes up for those microscopic titties.
i hope you find true love where you are.

btw, next time it might help to plea mental incompitence instead of telling
a judge that you basically dont give a shit enough to know that you're on probation. just f.y.i.

love,
satan

Originally posted by Scythe
Fine Ken, close your eyes for three seconds before scrolling down through one of my posts. Except this one...

Yes! I'll eat the diamond encrusted brat with a wooden spoon.

Mmmm, HOT JAILBAIT offspring...

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Dear Paris,

Please stop. Theres no feeling left.

Love,

Your Vagina

crylaugh

Dear Paris,

I'll take care of the money while you're gone.

Much Love,

A Dwarf.

Dear Paris,

Your going to look fat in those striped clothes.

dear paris

thanks for the bj only complaint i have is you didnt swallow

Dear Paris,

Do you know where the remote control is? Where the hell are ya anyways?

With murder intentions,

The management, I mean Scythe.

Dear Paris,

Something tells me you're going to be the new punching bag in jail. 🙂

Originally posted by PiruBlood
dear paris

thanks for the bj only complaint i have is you didnt swallow

Oh and uhh....

HOT JAILBAIT ASS! ! !

Originally posted by Scythe
Oh and uhh....

HOT JAILBAIT ASS! ! !

Yes.

She got arrested because she's a whore.