If you HAD to be eaten alive.....

Started by Rogue Jedi3 pagesPoll

What creature would be your choice?

If you HAD to be eaten alive.....

What creature would you choose to do the honors?

I refuse to answer this on account that it's terrifying.

None.

you have to answer.

Whale, just seems less painful.

-AC

A parrot? 13

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Whale, just seems less painful.

-AC

Really?

The whale would just swallow you whole, and you'd just sit in his stomach being digested slowly.

That would suck.

Queer.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Whale, just seems less painful.

-AC


I pick the Bear. If it is a shark or whale, you are in the water, flailing about, no chance there. Against a bear, you can run around and look like an idiot before you die.

Why would you want to do that?

Why would you choose to not only be killed by two of the most viciously powerful animals ever, but to make it last?

Crazy foo'.

-AC

Backfire.

Or, the Pussy-Teethed Dinosaur.

A Human.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Backfire.

You don't want that.

I start with the dick, and work my way up.

AC loves it, though.

Originally posted by BackFire
You don't want that.

I start with the dick, and work my way up.

AC loves it, though.

Who says I wouldn't like it?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Who says I wouldn't like it?

I.....don't know....

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Why would you want to do that?

Why would you choose to not only be killed by two of the most viciously powerful animals ever, but to make it last?

Crazy foo'.

-AC


Look here, Mr. T, 😂 ....I am just saying that it'd be easier to put up a fight while on solid ground.

Originally posted by BackFire
I.....don't know....

Bring it on.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Look here, Mr. T, 😂 ....I am just saying that it'd be easier to put up a fight while on solid ground.

Why would you put up a fight though? I thought the idea was that you had to be eaten alive.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Why would you put up a fight though? I thought the idea was that you had to be eaten alive.

-AC


maybe I should have worded it this way: "If you had to face one of these beasts and the possibility of being eaten alive was there, which would you pick?"

Oh, I'd pick a lion in that case.

I think I could take a lion.