If you HAD to be eaten alive.....

Id probably be laughing while being swallowed by a whale, mostly because how could have not seen this massive thing before I even got near it lol.

A fat kid, I could just outrun him.

What if he starts throwing big macs at you?

i don't think a whale can swallow anyone in the real world.. 😬

i'd like to be eaten by a rock. 😐

ill cover myself with posion and have rosie o donnel eat me. i here once in a wile she likes cocks so

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
What creature would you choose to do the honors?

I would choose a lion. ...woudl do it the quickest. ...snap my neck, and goodbye. The others (grizzly and shark) would pick you apart. Depending on what kind of whale. You might get crushed to death, instead of actually bitten in two.

A Whale?

Pfft! You people have ZERO imagination.

I'd go for a T-Rex (besides they're extinct....WOOt!)

One Bite and it's over. 313

A giraffe, cause its the only animal big enough to swallow my penis leg. lookaround

Milla Jov..vovovivch whatever her name is, doesn't count.

-AC

I wanna see a whale do the free wheely move over a fat guy

What kinda whale? 😕 is it like a Balien that has no teeth and just a series of sifting membranes in its mouth or a small Orca? 😛

A FAT WHALE WITH THE BLOW HOLE THING! 😠

They are all fat 😛

THERE!....but yeah...imagine a fat like lets say...500 pound man in a baby raft flating eating a big mac, and the monster jumps out of the water on top of him....then 5 minutes later they come out having butseckz! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! msn-wink

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Ew...droolio

Confuselled 😛

lol, w/e....Think of being eaten by an old woman with no teeth