If you HAD to be eaten alive.....

Originally posted by BackFire
Oh, I'd pick a lion in that case.

I think I could take a lion.

Whale.

Divers swim with whales and can avoid them.

If you get into a fight with a bear or a shark, it's usually ending one way.

-AC

They're cats.

Cats are pussies.

(Hehe)

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Whale.

Divers swim with whales and can avoid them.

If you get into a fight with a bear or a shark, it's usually ending one way.

-AC

Shark, because chances are, with all those jagged teeth you'll loose alot of blood. See yourself ripped open and go into shock. 😛

Then you'll barely feel a thing!
😱

Originally posted by Ambience
Shark, because chances are, with all those jagged teeth you'll loose alot of blood. See yourself ripped open and go into shock. 😛

Then you'll barely feel a thing!
😱

Whale....at least I stand a remote chance of punching my way out.

Anyone ever read MEG: Primal Waters?

you ever punch a whale?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
but you can run from a Bear. You can hide in a tree.

But most bears can climb o_O

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you ever punch a whale?

Originally posted by Barker
😂

"Grizzly Bear".
Reasons - He or She would smack me in the face with one of the paws, and knock me all of the **** out.
He or She would Take large Bites, and wouldnt need to chew Too much.
He or She would also happen to eat me with a nice good wine, a smooth jazz Cd and another bear.

Thats what i think. And nobody cares....

Originally posted by dave_kodak
"Grizzly Bear".
Reasons - He or She would smack me in the face with one of the paws, and knock me all of the **** out.
He or She would Take large Bites, and wouldnt need to chew Too much.
He or She would also happen to eat me with a nice good wine, a smooth jazz Cd and another bear.

Thats what i think. And nobody cares....

Well, I pick a flea.

He would be eating me "forever", and I would care less.

Whale.

The lion would bite down on your neck and suffocate you. That, or puncture your jugular vein and you bleed to death.

Then again, if a shark pulled you underwater and proceeded to eat you, there's a good chance you'd drown in the ensuing struggle from fright/terror and you wouldn't feel it.

A whale would digest you slowly, like a sarlaac. **** that shit.

A grizzly would maul you painfully and then make you it's b!tch.

I'd go with a lion.

I'd go with this

Whale droolio

Don't ask why I added a droolio

ermm

free willy? nah......I am gonna stick with this:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd go with this

No one saying human?

I'd choose someone that I want to be emotionally scarred from eating me, then remain perfectly silent and at peace while it happened.