Want to here a Joke? It's funny

Started by Captain Maynard8 pages

Originally posted by Ravencrest
Don't worry about it. I'll forgive you as long as I COME TO THE TOOL CONCERT. WITH YOU.
I dont think you'd be able to make it. Its in Michigan.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
I dont think you'd be able to make it. Its in Michigan.

I'm a bloody soldier. I'll walk my ass on down there. Just get me in!

Originally posted by Ravencrest
I'm a bloody soldier. I'll walk my ass on down there. Just get me in!
Down there, are you canadian? sly

Originally posted by Ravencrest
I'm a bloody soldier. I'll walk my ass on down there. Just get me in!

How did I know you'd be a Canadian?

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Down there, are you canadian? sly

Yes.

Originally posted by Tattoo
How did I know you'd be a Canadian?

More assumptions.

Originally posted by Ravencrest
Yes.
You owe me 50.50 USD.

Originally posted by Ravencrest
More assumptions.

No, I know exactly what I'm talking about.

Let me "guess" it's western Canada too.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
You owe me 50.50 USD.

Shhhhhhh! You're treating me.

Originally posted by Ravencrest
Shhhhhhh! You're treating me.
No. Why does everyone think that. My cousins thought that as well. I'm not that nice of a person.

Originally posted by Tattoo
No, I know exactly what I'm talking about.

Let me "guess" it's western Canada too.

Yes, actually. You're being accurate with assumptions finally, it seems. I hail from Calgary.

Originally posted by Ravencrest
Yes, actually. You're being accurate with assumptions finally, it seems. I hail from Calgary.

You call them assumptions, I call them me stating the truth. I only had to glance in your profile to know that my guessing of your birthday was close to target too.

Originally posted by Tattoo
You call them assumptions, I call them me stating the truth. I only had to glance in your profile to know that my guessing of your birthday was close to target too.

No, they're assumptions. You did very well. I do live in western Canada. Are you trying to get at something specific here?

Originally posted by Ravencrest
No, they're assumptions. You did very well. I do live in western Canada. Are you trying to get at something specific here?

Yes, but I'll hold my tongue for a couple hours. 🙂

Originally posted by Tattoo
Yes, but I'll hold my tongue for a couple hours. 🙂

Why? Why not let me know now? You know me from somewhere, don't you? I do recognize what you look like. Have you come to travel across Canada before?

Originally posted by Ravencrest
Why? Why not let me know now? You know me from somewhere, don't you? I do recognize what you look like. Have you come to travel across Canada before?

You saw his picture and made some comment about him being able to sit on you and kill you a while ago.

Originally posted by DarkC
You saw his picture and made some comment about him being able to sit on you and kill you a while ago.

I got the memory of a goldfish! 😛

Originally posted by Ravencrest
Why? Why not let me know now? You know me from somewhere, don't you? I do recognize what you look like. Have you come to travel across Canada before?

No, I have not. 🙂

But you know me.

Originally posted by Tattoo
No, I have not. 🙂

But you know me.

I don't remember. You sure we've met before?

Originally posted by Ravencrest
I don't remember. You sure we've met before?

Yes, just not in the flesh. 🙂