Gay Flamingos Become Proud Parents

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Gay Flamingos Become Proud Parents

[b]"Gay Flamingos Become Proud Parents" Sky News

Gay flamingos Carlos and Fernando have become proud foster parents after taking an abandoned chick under their wings.

The pink pair were so desperate to have a family they started stealing eggs at the Wildfowl & Wetlands Trust, Slimbridge, Gloucestershire.

But their egg-sitting and hatching skills impressed staff so much that when one of the Greater Flamingo nests was abandoned, they were considered the number one choice to "adopt" the chick.

The unhatched egg was whisked off to an incubator where it was warmed up and monitored.

Hours later a healthy chick hatched, but staff were concerned the duo would not bond with the newborn because the process normally begins when the chicks are "calling" them from inside the egg.

So the chick was carefully placed in an old eggshell, which was taped up and returned to the unsuspecting couple's empty nest.

The pair were soon seen 'talking' to the chick inside the egg and a little while later it hatched for a second time—to be greeted by its loving new foster parents.

WWT spokeswoman Jane Waghorn said:

"Fernando and Carlos are a same sex couple who have been known to steal other Flamingos' eggs by chasing them off their nest because they wanted to rear them themselves.

They were rather good at sitting on eggs and hatching them so last week, when a nest was abandoned, it seemed like a good idea to make them surrogate parents."

Carlos and Fernando, who have been together for about six years, can feed their chick without any female help—by producing milk in their throat.

The chick, who is being brought up in a "crèche" with 15 other newborns, has been welcomed into the flock, under the watchful eye of its new parents.

Gay flamingos are not particularly rare and enjoy an elevated status with their choice of partner.

The pair are Greater Flamingos, the most widely dispersed of the six flamingo species, being found in Europe, Asia, Africa and North and South America. The average lifespan is about 30 years.

That's SO gay, and in a totally good way! 🤺

Oringianlly posted by the devil's advocate: So the chick was carefully placed in an old eggshell, which was taped up and returned to the unsuspecting couple's empty nest.

If god had wanted them to be parents, they would have heard the cry of the unborn chick they were "elected" to corrupt, the way that they were meant to hear. If flawed god-created, evolution-loving, human's hadn't inter ”fear” ed, the chick would have died, the way god meant it to be...rather than be raised by a couple of fa*gots who love buttsecks and hate baby Jesus.

allah be praised!

Originally posted by Tex
That's SO gay, and in a totally good way! 🤺

yeah you would only say that tex 😛

Originally posted by God's b!tch
If god had wanted them to be parents, they would have heard the cry of the unborn chick they were "elected" to corrupt, the way that they were meant to hear. If flawed god-created, evolution-loving, human's hadn't inter ”fear” ed, the chick would have died, the way god meant it to be...rather than be raised by a couple of fa*gots who love buttsecks and hate baby Jesus.

allah be praised!

Jesus and God can kiss my ass.

How angsty of you.

Cute

That's cool. I like flamingos.

Originally posted by Nellinator
How angsty of you.

For realz.

i think the greatest tragedy of this story is the poor baby flamingo who will have to grow up under morally bankrupt and unnatural parents. i will pray for their forgiveness.

Originally posted by Schecter
i think the greatest tragedy of this story is the poor baby flamingo who will have to grow up under morally bankrupt and unnatural parents. i will pray for their forgiveness.

Not only that but many flamingos are poached to be used as croquet mallets.

Originally posted by Violent K
Jesus and God can kiss my ass.

That's kinda gay dude... God and Allah hate gays...

Originally posted by Fishy
That's kinda gay dude... God and Allah hate gays...

so you think 🙄

Why is this news again?

WOAH GAY FLAMINGOS

Of course they're gay. Not only are they pink--their diet makes them gay, much like soy milk in humans--but they have "flaming" in their name.

Originally posted by Lightningrod
so you think 🙄

No, It's because the Bible and the Koran say so, and we all know that books written at least 1200 to 1700 years ago by humans is God's word. Not one mistaken translation, nothing was added by humans and I am 100% sure nothing was changed by them either.

Flamboyent F@gs ....nothing is gayer than a fkn pink flamingo...except me

Originally posted by Fishy
No, It's because the Bible and the Koran say so, and we all know that books written at least 1200 to 1700 years ago by humans is God's word. Not one mistaken translation, nothing was added by humans and I am 100% sure nothing was changed by them either.

The Law in the Bible was communicated via angels, but that's really beside the point.

Originally posted by FeceMan
The Law in the Bible was communicated via angels, but that's really beside the point.

And every single translation from the very first bible to the one we have now? How was that done, by angels as well?

Why does every gay discussion eventually turns into religion discussion? Get over it.
There are non-religious homophobes.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Why does every gay discussion eventually turns into religion discussion? Get over it.
There are non-religious homophobes.

Maybe, I don't know any though.