Shall I do Johhny? Oh don't look at me like that you know what I mean.
Dear Ichy,
Be afraid! Be very afraid because once I'm angry, I'm very dangerouse!
I found a hidden cam in my shower AND the cookie jar in my kitchen! I BET it's Keira!
I almost gaged seeing that kiss they had! Fortunately it's being re-done and Gore has informed sad sack that he kiss just FINE before he decided to...eat Keira's face.
Meanwhile Keira has complained over and over about how we have less scenes together! I mean today we did the parachute scene and she kept messing it up so we had to do it again!
We did 35 takes! The horror! She hugged me so tight I felt my organs getting squeezed. I had to remind her to go "easy on the goods darling" several times but to no avail! I'm sorta glad we don't have as much scenes as we were supposed to! Even if I do want my ship to win but it's not worth my organs turning into meat pouding.
If I have to feel those bonny hands squeez me ONE MORE TIME I swear I'll eat stinky cheese and sardines and I'll french kiss her until she gags.
I remember when we'd started pranking eachother int DMC...I may start doing that again. *grins evily*How does glue in her shampoo sound? I thought so! I think Keira will have wear her hat alot more...if you know what I mean.
Bubye to my hunky self
Originally posted by tee_pirategirl
Shall I do Johhny? Oh don't look at me like that you know what I mean.Dear Ichy,
Be afraid! Be very afraid because once I'm angry, I'm very dangerouse!
I found a hidden cam in my shower AND the cookie jar in my kitchen! I BET it's Keira!
I almost gaged seeing that kiss they had! Fortunately it's being re-done and Gore has informed sad sack that he kiss just FINE before he decided to...eat Keira's face.
Meanwhile Keira has complained over and over about how we have less scenes together! I mean today we did the parachute scene and she kept messing it up so we had to do it again!We did 35 takes! The horror! She hugged me so tight I felt my organs getting squeezed. I had to remind her to go "easy on the goods darling" several times but to no avail! I'm sorta glad we don't have as much scenes as we were supposed to! Even if I do want my ship to win but it's not worth my organs turning into meat pouding.
If I have to feel those bonny hands squeez me ONE MORE TIME I swear I'll eat stinky cheese and sardines and I'll french kiss her until she gags.
I remember when we'd started pranking eachother int DMC...I may start doing that again. *grins evily*How does glue in her shampoo sound? I thought so! I think Keira will have wear her hat alot more...if you know what I mean.
Bubye to my hunky self
lol, I love it 😆 35 takes 😂
Keira
Dear snuggles,
A whole lock of my hair IS GONE! HE'S AT IT AGAIN! THAT **** ***** ******************* F****** S**** BASTARD!!!!! I HATE HIS GUTS!
You know the media will go crazy if they find out! Fortunately Ve will do extentions to cover them up. Meanwhile I had to wear an ugly hat as I walked down the sand bar with Geoffry and Johnny.
Johnny keeped messing up because he laughed every time he looked at me! Causing everyone else to laugh too!
Oh sure! HE can mess up! He can mess up 10 takes...just walking on the sand and everyone laughs, patts him on back and tells him how funny his facial expression was.
I do 35 takes on an EXTREMELY difficult parachute scene and I have Gore shouting at me?
I must be fair though! The poor guy did take a lot of crap when we were doing the first one. Matter of fact people were so hung up on fussing over his performance, giving him pep talks and deciding wether or not to fire him that they let Orlando and I do whatever we wanted!
Now that he's this big star he can wear a bag on his head and everyone will think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread! Just yesterday he said he loved the idea of blowing himself from the Endeavor to the Pearl with a canon.
Everyone stared at eachother with unsure looks on their faces. Then Jerry gave Gore a look that said "Do it!"
Gore in return gave him a look that said "Ofcourse I will! Because Johnny said so!"
Then he looked over to Ted and Terry who gave a nod that said "We're on it."
Then all four of them said together. "What a wonderful idea."
And suddenly everyone in the room thinks it's a brilliant idea. They all come up to him and they're like "Wow! How did you come up with that."
He just smiles and says. "Well my friends I'm Johnny Depp."
Can't you see where Captain Jack gets it from?
I had a fabulouse idea about Jack and Elizabeth kissing at ship wreck cove and suddenly he's like "I'm not kissing her! If I have to kiss her I'll quit."
Everyone looks horrfied at his threat (can't they tell he's bluffing?) and Gore rushed to the rescue. "Ofcourse you don't have to kiss her Johnny! She'd just kidding."
He laughed and said. "Oh good! Now can I have some wine please? Also my Captain Jack action figure!"
(Another thing that alarms me is that he has an action figure and manages to look cool and not lame."
Now on top of everthig he put GLUE IN MY SHAMPOO! If he thinks it's over he has another one coming! I'll get back at him.
Ta ta!
That is! Talking like Jack is good when you know no one will understand if you don't want them to understand but its bad when you want them to and you have no choice but to not talk like Jack so they'd understand you no matter how much you don't want to!
..... did anyone get that?
Johnny can't hate us, we're his biggest fans in there! 😂