The Unforgiveable Diaries of AWE!

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Parrot

Dear Squawk!

I'm so sorry I have forgot that i even had a diary. Me my monkey are having a great time messing up everyone's lives.

After pelting everyone's trailers with eggs, we next got on to clogging the studio toilets with peanuts and Willabeth t-shirts. And sprayed 'Sparrabeth' on the walls.

Jack finally understood everything, he even helped us with some plans. Although, I wonder where the guy is. I've heard some girl who calls herself 'sailor' is stalking him. Funny.

I also scratched the words 'Norribeth' into the hull of the black pearl ship in the studio. Everyone was screaming to get it off and paint it or something, while I was squawking with laughter.

Watch out... *insert evil screech/laugh here*

Me

hehe Norribeth!!!

lol these are awesome guys!!

lol, "Maddingly unhelpful...I think I'll put that in the script"!!! 😂

hehe

hey! anything new?

Johnny

Dear Ichy,
Muahahaha! Do to the fact that I was sick of looking at sad sacks face when I looked at people's ass----erm----chest-----erm...I mean, backs?!!

Anyways he payed 5$ to get those printed? I made a deal with Channel (good thing ma girl used to be their model right?) to make "Couture" Sparrabeth shirts.

Lets see who's the new "It couple" now?

Although I must admit Bapple is hot and as many fangirls have pointed out so is Japple (do i really bite an apple that nicely?) and as much as I find Keira...well Keira-ish I much rather promote Sparrabeth than stand looking at the whelp's face.

At least in Sparrabeth ONE of us is decent enough to look at.(did u notice that I'm talking about me or must I inform u?)

BTW Jack (Davenport) might be leaving for a while! He was the only sane person here and when he leaves I'll be all alone in a sea of wierdness.

It's hard work playing dozens of Jacks! Today I had to act like a chicken(shudders), hit on a goat and kill myself. U realize what a hard work it is to act those babies out one by one? I expect to get payed double for playing HALF THE EXTRAS IN AWE!!

SHRIEK!!! THEY(Jaeh and Tee) are here again. The two of them have been chasing me around for DAYS. My abbs are getting toned from the running.

Gotta run! (literally)

lmao!!! awesome!!

LOL

*sigh* nice to know Johnny is AWARE hes ssexxi

actually, scary describes him better....

ROFL! beware Johnny.. 😂

will do one tomorrow maybe.

do one now!!!

yeah!!

pweeeeaassse??? my partner in...piracy? lol and rum!

Maybe I should do one...but who?! *taps finger* I've never done keira's diary! Shall I?

Keira

Dear Snuggles,
*picks the flower pettals like little mermaid* He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me...

OMG! HE LOVES ME! I knew it! I knew he wasn't promoting Sparrabeth for no reason. He loves me!

Now that Jack Davenport is gone for a while, I've gone back to Johnny!
We were supposed to have a kiss too but...alas! Terry said it was pointless considering the ending.

Today I did the kissing scene on the beach with sad sack and...he almost ate my face!! EEEW! He used to be a good kisser?! What happened?!

I'll tell you what happened! This whole shipper thing happened!
See to him: Passionate= wet, slurpy and EATING MY FACE!!!

Ted had beautiful scenes for me and Johnny but *sniff* we only have a parachute scene! Which we are doing tomorrow!

Oh goody! Those two girls are chasing Johnny boy again! I'll go watch! He runs way hot...and sometimes *alarmingly* like JACK!

toodles!

"EATING MY FACE" ROTFLMAO

Teehee! poor Johnny, Orli and Keira! Johnny is most definitely not so vain and self loving, Orli is 100% cooler and none whelpish and Keira isn't a sex depprived and disgusting freak but it's fun to play around with them like that! No harm intended though.

I'll post more tomorrow.

*sigh* he does run ssexxily, doesnt he? i made that comment when i saw AWE for the 5th time today...