The Unforgiveable Diaries of AWE!

RIGHT!! He SHOULD hate us but he's too sweet to!

Hey at least no one here's a stalker unless Jaeh and Tee are, but then again in the story Johnny thinks it's keira so Jaeh and Tee can continue to stalk him and he won't realise until Keira realises she's getting blammed for stuff that she wishes she'd thought of before someone else thought of them, but now someone else thought of them she needs to think of other ways until Jack comes back...

You really do talk like Jack... when you were typing this were you waving your arms around? 😉

No, my right arm is out of action, my brother threw starbucks coffee on me on the way to school. I have a second degree burn yucky

By the way, can anyone (eh! I can't spell!) right (eh I can't spell, but you know what I mean) any diary for anyone on potc?

My diaries suck, so don't look at me...

No but can anyone do anyone's even if someone has already done the one you're thinking of doing, althought you would right something different....obviously beacuse if you didn't that would be plagrisim.

(eh!😛 can't spell!)

You mean for the characters?! We did that once but it died soon. MAybe if there are a lot of ppl interested we could do some.

I'm willing to! But not alone. I need some help.

My mannerisms actually include waving my arms around and gesturing when i'm explaining or talking in front of my class, and I'm the P.R.O in it... so everyone sees me gesturing and whatever else when i'm talking.. 😂

whats been going on??

Stuff mate, 😛 well, we're talking about me and tee chasing johnny around in the diaries and johnny blaming keira for it lol.

Heehee! Now that's what I call...SWEET!

this is why we should keep chasing him.

You first mate, then me...? whadaya say, let's write stuff naw?

You got it mate! I'll start one right now. Who should I right though? Maybe the whelp? Or keira? Or Johnny?

Aye. Whoever mate. then I'll do Jerry. Should'a be easy enough for us, dontcha think? It'll be a hoot, and we could go 'n' loot stuff for our personal effects from johnny, 'n' blame keira for it, and start a mutiny or a riot or sum'thin.

Johnny

Dear Ichy,

Hahaha! Life is good! The glue plot worked...she has a bald patch on her head. She'll get extensions of course but she had to wear a hat for now.

I was expecting her to do something in return and she did! I found a dead rat in my hat today but I was actually pleased! I actually have a collection of weird dead creatures! I have batts and everything.

I mentioned out loud how wonderful it was to have found such a thing for my collection and Keira just turned red and marched off.

What's troubling me is that some of my things are missing. My after shave for one and those beads hanging on my belt? GONE! Also my old dirty T-shirt and my glasses. I think Keira's run out of ways to bug me and she's just stealing stuff now.

Well let's see how she feels when she has no under garments left to wear. I ofcourse won't stoop so low as stealing underwear but I have ppl to do my dirty work for me.

Mwuahahaha!

Ta for now!

😆

lemme try.

Jerry

Dear me,

I found Jaeh and Tee giggling to themselves outside. They were nuzzling some t-shirt, and playing with some glasses. I'd bet they came from Depp, but there is no way to be sure unless you examine the 'loot' carefully.

And they look as if they're ready to bite anyone who'd put a hand on the merchandise.

Meanwhile, Jaeh and I have been contemplating on the news that Sparrabeth scenes will be lessened. Jaeh protested loudly, wailing in my trailer. The only way i could quiet her down was to give her the last Jack Sparrow hat replica. And of course, to stop calling Jack Sparrow without a 'Captain' before it.

Of course, when i gave Jaeh the replica, i also gave one to tee too.

don't tell anyone, but, I'm actually scared of the both of them.
maybe that's the reason why my entry today is full of possibly bad grammar.

Oh, and I've been looking for the monkey and the parrot all day. and Davenport. where has everybody gone to?

Scared to death,
Jerry-poo

LOOOOOOOL!!! HAHA! We both got hats too and other goodies!

hmm.. maybe next we could bash the whelp furiously because of the Willabeth cracks.. 😂 but of course, I being the neutral shipper, would defend some points... hmm... do you want to write it?

need ta go mate, it be gettin' late, will be sailin' tomorrow. 😉 take what you can give nothing back!

lol! you are so lucky!! i want a hat replica!!

Keira

dear snuggles

It has been a very bad day today, I woke up freezing cold this morning, my door was wide open, and then when I tried to get dressed, the entire contents of my underwear drawer were missing. I wasn't quite sure what to do...
a) Find Sad-Sack and demand that he give the underwear back.
b) Put a skirt on.
c) Ask Johnny if I could borrow his underwear and then strip in front of him.

I decided a combination of all three was probably the best, that was until the skirt got caught in the cross fire of the monkey and parrot throwing swords around. (What is it with them?)

Sad sack who had probably already noticed my lack of underwear immediatley came rushing over with a pair of willabeth fleece trousers. I then of course demanded to know what he'd done with my underwear. He insisted he knew not the where abouts of my underwear, however he did happen to have a couple of my under garments he'd bought on e-bay. He said he's swap them for the pair of willabeth fleece trousers I was holding. Only to willing to oblige, I collected my underwear (I thought I'd lost some of this on the last potc shoot.) and made a point of telling him, if any of my under garments are ever again on sale... DON'T BUY THEM! As I left he offered me the willabeth fleece trousers. (How stupid is he?)

So unfortunatly there was no chance to strip in front of Johnny but I swear I saw Jack D chatting to Gore earlier! There has been extra security brought in, so I'm assuming it's for him. Although he's not that big a star! Why does he need extra security? It's not as thought there are mad fan girls running around the place. I also still have no idea as to who stole my pants!

(this is my first one and I'm not very good at english so please excuse, spelling, grammar and word order.)