AHH!! It took me a while to read all the ones i've missed! But okay- Gore is officially back!!
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Gore
Dear Self,
So much has happened! This set has now turned into a WAR ZONE. Throughout the time I question if we are doing a pirate movie or if Tom Cruise should be on set for a Mission Impossible 4...? Let me explain.
Johnny has now taken it upon himself to play pranks on Keira. Keria's walking around with underwear she bought from Orlando who bought them from ebay? Jaeh and Tee are now trying to attack Keria at any given moment now that they have learned of Johnny's deep secret hate for her. Keria is planning revenge on Johnny as well as Orlando. I think I overheard her saying something about stuffing some willabeth pants into his toilet? We'll see how this goes...
I have now found myself trying to think of reasons why I should stay here and finish this movie. I have to bring my journal around with me so that whenever I'm about to shoot myself in the foot I can reread them. So far I'm only up to #3. Here they are:
1. I get paid a lot of money.
2. I am getting very well known.
3. Johnny's nice to look at.
And for those of you about to ask: no, I'm not gay. But seriously: HAVE YOU SEEN THE MAN!?
Alright. That's all for now.
Until the next time I want to shoot myself...
Gore.
lol! We had noticed johnny's incomprehendible (you know what i mean?) hottness actually!
Yesterday I was in disney on 5th Ave (How cool is it? Anyone been? Seen the potc artwork upstiars in the corner?) and I heard someone ponder:
"Why you can't buy soft plushie Jack Sparrows, but you can buy soft plushie cars. Who would you rather take to bed?"
After quickly catching on with the innuendo I quickly left the shop.
Question for Tangerines slightly off topic and perhaps stupid after seeing her amazing sig, but still refusing to believe it... Sparrabeth or Willabeth?
True! We never asked...that's strange since we normally ask everyone who joins us...though as u said the siggy has to speak fo ritself but neutral maybe? Just curios...
LOL to the Gore diary BTW...I would love to see keira stuff pants down a toilet...wonder if it'll exploid?! LOL
LOVE both your stories Jaeh! I haven't put a comment on the second one but I will soon...loved them both! Everyone you must read.