H.j.f.s.h!

Started by Jaeh.is.Awesome26 pages

5 cents! (wait, isn't this MY shop?) I need to mutilate someone!

LOL 7 CENTS!

10 cents! I need to cook someone for dinner.

ROFLD

15 CENTS!

20 cents - My torture chamber needs a test subject 😊

A QUARTER!

(I need a stand-in for my math class)

...are you sure pansy can handle math?

quarter and 5 cents!

I need someone to be a test dummy for this myth I'm working on... it involves crashing cars and nitroglycerin. πŸ™‚

He can just sit there and bring me my assignments.

A QUARTER AND 7 CENTS!

I need to test out the liquid nitrogen I've got. πŸ˜„

ONE DOLLAR!

way more than he's worth. but I like having a dummy to throw around.

GAH! A high bidder!

....

TWO DOLLARS!

My dog needs a new chew toy.

a chew toy? πŸ˜† πŸ˜‚

2.50! I need new shoes. I heard whelp skin is soft and squishy... (LOLWAITWHUT?!)

4 dollars!!!

i need homework done πŸ˜›

5 dollars and lint!

I need someone to practice shooting with... you know, a moving target.

7 dollars!!

I'm going through hercules training. I need a damsel in distress.

Originally posted by ibd4eva

I'm going through hercules training. I need a damsel in distress.

πŸ˜† πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜†

10 dollars!

I just really hate Will, and I want to kill him. 10 dollars is worth it. (O.O)

Gah! Dang you jaeh...aahhh...eehh...blleehh....!!!!!!

15 DOLLARS!

...15 dollars?! what for?! O.O

Do I need to pay 20 just to protect him from you killing him? Poor whelp.

well, yeah πŸ˜›

but he doesn't deserve it - he can manage. he's not as cute as a puppy, you know. πŸ˜›

21 dollars! I need a pillow tomorrow, so I'll make one. I need cloth and stuffing, and will might help..

Dang you people! I give up!....for now...