H.j.f.s.h!

Started by siriuswriter26 pages
siriuswriter Senior Member

all right.

five hundred dollars!!

i will take him far, far away and we shall have a very romantic, cozy, cuddly life where he is a famous, sought-after blacksmith and i'll, um... i'll make pretty handicraft items. or something. but mostly there will be beautiful sunsets and a private beach area and a little cottage for two.

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighs*

Bwa Ha Ha Senior Member

I just lost.

PirateofOslo Senior Member

Aw so he gets a happy ending after all? I'm happy for him, really. Could you seriously look into those big, brown, innocent eyes and kill the poor little thing? It's not his fault he's a pansy. Or a eunuch.

Bwa Ha Ha Senior Member

Or a good candidate for my dog's new chew toy.

ibd4eva Ivebeendepped 4 ever!
Originally posted by PirateofOslo
Could you seriously look into those big, brown, innocent eyes and kill the poor little thing?

yes.

Jaeh.is.Awesome Possibly here.

uuuuuugggh. we loooost.

*sigh*

I really wanted someone to test my new torture chamber with.

@andrea: are you kidding?! I would ACTUALLY PAY to watch him suffer randomly! hehehehe

PirateofOslo Senior Member

I'm not even starting on discussing torture with you guys.. I know I'll lose big time anyways since yall hate him so much 🙁

Jaeh.is.Awesome Possibly here.

lol we don't hate him... we just like making fun of him ^^ xD

PirateofOslo Senior Member

Torture isn't fun 🙁 It's mean 🙁

Yeah I know I'm a big crybaby. That's just me. And Johnny 🙂🙂🙂

Tramps Lady Blaine

See, i dont mind will 😖 but its sooo easy to make fun of him and stuff 😄

Jaeh.is.Awesome Possibly here.
Originally posted by Tramps Lady
See, i dont mind will 😖 but its sooo easy to make fun of him and stuff 😄

EXACTLY.

Tramps Lady Blaine

You're just saying exactly after everything i say.

exactly...

RVB moment! 😄

siriuswriter Senior Member

this is why i'm taking him away from all of you.

make up an effigy doll if you must. but will is mine. *growls possessively*

Bwa Ha Ha Senior Member

RVB MOMENT!

SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS! We were talking about it in my Psychologhy class!

ibd4eva Ivebeendepped 4 ever!

Originally posted by PirateofOslo
Torture isn't fun 🙁 It's mean 🙁
after seeing a show on saturday, I can see where this is coming from. it's a long shot, but if you guys ever get the chance to see the show Flush by James Donlon and Howard Lotker...see it. It'll open your eyes to the horrors of torture...in the most brutal of ways. On stage. *shudders*

the odds of you guys seeing the show are probably slim to none but...yeah it's an intense show.

Jaeh.is.Awesome Possibly here.

OOOOOH I WANNA WATCH!

PirateofOslo Senior Member

I don't think I can.. I hate torture and murder and that kinda stuff, it brakes my heart seeing people in pain, even if it is acting.

Bwa Ha Ha Senior Member

Watch Closet Land. It's a movie, but it could easily be done onstage. They did, in fact.

It's TOTALLY AWESOME!

ibd4eva Ivebeendepped 4 ever!

Originally posted by PirateofOslo
I don't think I can.. I hate torture and murder and that kinda stuff, it brakes my heart seeing people in pain, even if it is acting.
I was just cringing through the entire thing. It was crazy. It was very difficult to tell the difference from acting and reality in the show because there was a broken 4th wall with audience participation. One example, audience members blowing a whistle if they think the form of torture performed was inhumane. Incredibly realistic and it was SCARY.

PirateofOslo Senior Member

It sounds so horrible. If I was in that theatre watching, I'd walk right out of there.