What Will Go Through Your Mind When You See Jesus?

Originally posted by AngryManatee
Is it just me or does heaven sound really boring? They should at least have a thunderdome or something...

It will... We'll be play things for gods amusement: thunderdome, chariot races, etc...

Originally posted by Boris
WTF? What do you mean, "what are you waiting for?".

Are you trying to encourage people to off themselves?

What I mean is that entry into Heaven is available for all right now who are living, but once you kick the bucket you will not be able to go to Heaven. Kapeesh?

What are you, in the mafia?A Christian fundamentalist Mafioso.. haha.

Anyway, I assumed you believe that when you die, you'll go to heaven, not before.

If people can go now, how? Is there a door I need to find? Can I get a key cut, or do I just break in?

Originally posted by DigiMark007
If Jesus is real, I dunno...I'd probably try to steal his power or something. Like "touch me Master, and save me through your healing touch!" then focus really hard on connecting to the source of his power as he touches me, and taking it as my own.

Then I'd topple Heaven and probably Hell too, because seriously...the Christian idea of heaven seems kinda weird to me.

Then when that doesn't work, I'd ask to be sent to Hell to spite him by learning to enjoy it.

Heresy, I realize, but I might as well have a contingency plan, right?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
What I mean is that entry into Heaven is available for all right now who are living, but once you kick the bucket you will not be able to go to Heaven. Kapeesh?

Sillyness.

Kapeesh?

Originally posted by debbiejo
No, Mama Mia whatza wronga for you. Me slappa you face.

😆

Originally posted by Boris
What are you, in the mafia?A Christian fundamentalist Mafioso.. haha.

Anyway, I assumed you believe that when you die, you'll go to heaven, not before.

If people can go now, how? Is there a door I need to find? Can I get a key cut, or do I just break in?

You cannot go now (because you have not died yet) but you can be ready to go (if you are born again).

Can you see the difference Boris?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
You cannot [B]go now (because you have not died yet) but you can be ready to go (if you are born again).

Can you see the difference Boris? [/B]

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
You cannot [B]go now (because you have not died yet) but you can be ready to go (if you are born again).

Can you see the difference Boris? [/B]

Everything is about death with you.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
If Jesus is real, I dunno...I'd probably try to steal his power or something. Like "touch me Master, and save me through your healing touch!" then focus really hard on connecting to the source of his power as he touches me, and taking it as my own.

Then I'd topple Heaven and probably Hell too, because seriously...the Christian idea of heaven seems kinda weird to me.

Then when that doesn't work, I'd ask to be sent to Hell to spite him by learning to enjoy it.

Heresy, I realize, but I might as well have a contingency plan, right?

Jesus is real.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Everything is about death with you.

I responded to debbiejoe's post about what death would be like (that is how I got on the subject).

Guess I'm JIA ignore list again thumbdown

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
I responded to debbiejoe's post about what death would be like (that is how I got on the subject).

I guess that is reasonable.

jesus is the silver surfer and god is galactus, duh.

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
Guess I'm JIA ignore list again thumbdown

Lucky you. 🙄

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Burning thought I appreciate your truthful answer (thank you).

Some people who have experienced a near-death experience (NDE) and have gone to Heaven describe moving from place-to-place [B]by thought. For example, they describe being able to walk, jump, and run, but also being able to just think about where they want to go then traveling there simply by thinking it.

So if you decide to trust Jesus for salvation and then go to Heaven, you will be able to travel by by thought as well as by walking or running.

[/B]

Many people have had many different experiences with NDE, that doesn't validate what your saying.

Originally posted by Emperor Ashtar
Many people have had many different experiences with NDE, that doesn't validate what your saying.

Neither does it invalidate what I have written.

Givin that it was the basis of that part of your agrument, if it is not valid then neither is what you've said.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Neither does it [B]invalidate what I have written. [/B]