Chuck Norris Vs Samuel L. Jackson

Both have been featured in video games.
who would win?

Er...hmm

Norris ftw.

FOOLS! SAMUEL L. JACKSON IS THE MOST POWERFUL ENTITY IN THIS OR ANY OTHER REALITIES! JACKSON IS NO MERE MORTAL MAN! YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND WHAT HE IS!

Chuck Norris once scaled down a mountain side found some old cables and mining equipment crossing from one end of a river to another, took his belt off and used it to slide down the cable, did a back flip round house kick into the head of a guy going down the same river right into the water while chuck cleanly landed on his feet into the raft, and THEN goes further to say, You messed with the wrong guy on the wrong day bud."

that
is
the
meaning
of
badass...

Chuck only wishes he could have the power of Jackson. One time a planet called Gilgamek picked up the movie Snakes on a Plane on their satelite. It was well accepted by the residents but on Gilgamek called the movie trash. That very moment Jackson appeared in front of him and in that very instant devoured the whole planet into himself with the exception of the one who disliked the film. He trapped him in a pocket dimension with nothing but a wall, chained him to the wall, and set him on fire. To make sure he wouldn't die he cast a healing spell on him that healed him as fast as the fire ate him. Jackson never went back to free him and never plans to.

I admit "Bad Mother ****er" is Ultimate Nullifier level...but the "Roundhouse Kick" is Pre-Retcon Beyonder lvl.

Samuel L. Jackson need only will it to win this battle. He doesn't need to make a single movement.

Chuck Norris once killed a man by pointing his finger at someone and yelling "Bang!"

Wtf, Samuel L. Jackson

Samuel L. Jackson eats entire galaxies for nourishment.

Samuel L. Jackson got eaten by a shark that Chuck orundhouse kicked under water.
Samuel was thrown out of a window by a sith lord that Chuck kicked the crap out of after he fell a few stories into the death star's reactor.

Chuck would dominate...

Originally posted by Cooples
Samuel L. Jackson got eaten by a shark that Chuck orundhouse kicked under water.
Samuel was thrown out of a window by a sith lord that Chuck kicked the crap out of after he fell a few stories into the death star's reactor.

Chuck would dominate...

Yea, well samuel can't slam a revolving door, count to infinity, or divide by zero like chuck can!

Originally posted by Cooples
Yea, well samuel can't slam a revolving door, count to infinity, or divide by zero like chuck can!

I am not on the site, I have heard these jokes so many times now that a site is useless to me.
I am sorry that Samuel has no fans to make sites in honor of his feats...
he must REALLY suck.

When Chuck Norris clapped his hands together he caused the Big Bang.

in regards to the big bang, Chuck only needs one hand to clap!

Samuel L. Jackson has no fansites because they fear him. Chuck is a pansy compared to Jackson. And the big bang was caused when Jackson farted. Before there were dinosaurs, there was Jackson. Before there was a universe, there was Jackson. Before there was God, there was Jackson.

Yea, well before there was Jackson, there was Chuck.
and it was good.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Samuel L. Jackson has no fansites because they fear him. Chuck is a pansy compared to Jackson. And the big bang was caused when Jackson farted. Before there were dinosaurs, there was Jackson. Before there was a universe, there was Jackson. Before there was God, there was Jackson.

Before their was Jackson there was Chuck Norris. Here's a better look at this: