Chuck Norris Vs Samuel L. Jackson

nice.....

Chuck Norris is still at it it seems. Still trying to play himself off as the dominant entity in the universe. Jackson is eternal, Norris is merely immortal, and if Jackson were to will it Norris would be a mere mortal man.

Jackson lives only because Norris allows it.

Norris won Jackson's soul over an arm wrestling match 4 million years ago...
Norris is Jackson's will..

Originally posted by Cooples
Norris won Jackson's soul over an arm wrestling match 4 million years ago...
Norris is Jackson's will..

It only happened 4 million years ago because Norris allowed it.

and IT WAS GOOD

Fool you made that up. Jackson could erase existence and in that same instant remake it in his image with every detail.

the only existence Samuel knows, is the one presented before him by Chuck Norris.
Samuel was set to fight Chuck Norris, but the Fonz took Norris's place and rode over his face with a motorcycle.

Norris pwns ALL!!

Fonz TRIED to run him over but Jackson made a giant crack in the earth that Fonz fell in and Jackson made a river in the crack made from Fonzy's blood that eventually mixed with normal water to make it no more than a normal river. Eventually Jackson felt he punished him enough and reassembled him to be a star in his show...damn I wonder why this thread hasn't been shut down yet lol.

Enjoy the thread while we can. Only reason Jackson did all that was because Norris allowed him to.

Because Norris controls Lana's soul.

and the only reason he allowed him to was so that he could see the Fonz every night before he waited in bed.

All you say is "Norris allowed him to". FOOLISH MORTAL WHELPS! JACKSON CONTROLS ALL THINGS! BE THEM MORTAL, IMMORTAL, GOD, DEMON, OR COSMIC BEING! EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IS ONLY ALLOWED TO HAPPEN IF CHUCK WANTS IT TO! EVEN CHUCK NORRIS CANNOT INFLUENCE JACKSON! JACKSON ALLOWED NORRIS TO BECOME SO POWERFUL YOU IDIOTS!

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
All you say is "Norris allowed him to". FOOLISH MORTAL WHELPS! NORRIS CONTROLS ALL THINGS! BE THEM MORTAL, IMMORTAL, GOD, DEMON, OR COSMIC BEING! EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IS ONLY ALLOWED TO HAPPEN IF CHUCK WANTS IT TO! EVEN JACKSON CANNOT INFLUENCE NORRIS! NORRIS ALLOWED JACKSON TO BECOME SO POWERFUL YOU IDIOTS!

Couldn't agree with you more.

Norris is watching you right now.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Couldn't agree with you more.

Norris ownes ashtar.

Norris would do the same expect x10000000000