Chuck Norris Vs Samuel L. Jackson

Started by Cooples3 pages
Cooples Restricted

Originally posted by ESB -1138

Norris would do the same expect x10000000000

squared...

Violent2Dope Restricted

Was only a movie. Only me and Xeno know the true powers of Jackson. And Norris doesn't own Emo Emu cause he killed himself before he could.🙂

ESB -1138 Sonic Speed

🙄 Yep, I can see why Jackson is so uber 🙄

Cooples Restricted

Norris turned his boobs into burgers for his own amusement...

Xenogears Restricted

Wow...is this for serious?

Jackson pwns Norris by this much: I----------------------------------------------------I

The multiverse in comparison: .

ESB -1138 Sonic Speed

Jackson couldn't pwn a dead Norris.

Cooples Restricted

or a live one.

Violent2Dope Restricted

Jackson would kill a live one, a dead one, and an undead one in less than an instant in any way he wished.

Cooples Restricted

no he woudn't....
I showed you.

Xenogears Restricted

This is a spite thread against Norris.

Violent2Dope Restricted

Originally posted by Xenogears
This is a spite thread against Norris.
Yes it is. If Jackson had all his limbs cut off(which is impossible since his body is made of the strongest material in this or any existence) he would still one shot Norris. Not even really one shot him, more like erase him from history.

MadMel Heh

jacksons can pwn everyone, every instant, and every where just by staring at you..
jacksons beats chuck norris down...no contest

Violent2Dope Restricted

Jackson would chain Norris to an indestructible wall with indestructible chains and have an eagle eat him everyday and every time the eagle was done he'd heal and the cycle would start over. And yeah I stole that from Greek Mythology, but I'm so beyond gangsta I don't give a flying shit!

Lana mordrem

Read the rules.

"Featured in a game" isn't good enough. All characters must originate in a game.

Closed.