State why you'd like to live next door to the poster above you.

he will be helpful?

Then I could make fun of her for liking Batman evillaugh

Seems like he will be a good neighbour.

Because she's hot

Cause I could play Warhammer with him 😉

I'd get the old binoculars out and keep and see if I can catch the wife changing 😖hifty:

He could kill the gnomes that steal my underpants.

Originally posted by Da Rev
I'd get the old binoculars out and keep and see if I can catch the wife changing 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Da Rev
I'd get the old binoculars out and keep and see if I can catch a glimpse of his cute, fuzzy butt. 😖hifty:

Oh, you animal, you. naughty

I'd like to live next to this chap so he could get his chance to punch me in the face. Most likely, I would piss on his doormat, daily.

He would piss on my doormat, and I would get the opportunity to exact my revenge my defecating on the hood of his car and violating his gas tank. naughty

I could teach him how to pull English girls, could teach me how to pull Americans.

Originally posted by Impediment
He would piss on my doormat, and I would get the opportunity to exact my revenge my defecating on the hood of his car and violating his gas tank. naughty

Slashing his tires, killing his pets and planting "evidence" then burying dead hookers in his back yard would be fun.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Slashing his tires, killing his pets and planting "evidence" and burying dead hookers in in back yard would be fun.

Putting flaming bags of shit on his doorstep, slandering his name, hanging Confederate and Nazi flags in his yard, inviting Jehovah;s Witnesses and Mormons to his house without his consent, and giving him a lifetime subscription to Barnyard Sex Bonanza publicly is even more fun. evillaugh

Originally posted by Impediment
Putting flaming bags of shit on his doorstep, slandering his name, hanging Confederate and Nazi flags in his yard, inviting Jehovah;s Witnesses and Mormons to his house without his consent, and giving him a lifetime subscription to Barnyard Sex Bonanza publicly is even more fun. evillaugh

"hanging Confederate and Nazi flags in his yard,", THANKS! 💃

It's because I care. eyes

to play with his cute daughter.😊

Cause she's a girl, 😂

So I can kick him in the face.

So I would have a place to put all my empty beer bottles 🍺