Ever been in a fist fight? Did you win? Tell us about it!

Started by Robtard17 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
agreed....and I can kick all of your asses. 😛

I highly doubt that, I have 5 beers in me now, I'll pound your fist into submission with my face.

Originally posted by Robtard
I highly doubt that, I have 5 beers in me now, I'll pound your fist into submission with my face.
😂 so you're the dom, eh? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
😂 so you're the dom, eh? 😖hifty:

"Sometimes a cigar, is just a cigar." - Freud

When I said "your fist", I didn't mean "your anus"; when I said "my face", I didn't mean "my penis".

Originally posted by Robtard
"Sometimes a cigar, is just a cigar." - Freud

When I said "your fist", I didn't mean "your anus"; when I said "my face", I didn't mean "my penis".

well, maybe there are hidden meanings behind your words, gorgeous. 😖hifty:

relax dude, I am just kidding, I dont do the brokeback thing....or do I? 😂

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well, maybe there are hidden meanings behind your words, gorgeous. 😖hifty:

relax dude, I am just kidding, I dont do the brokeback thing....or do I? 😂

Always.

I know; if so, I'd be playing the role of Ennis.

Originally posted by Robtard
Always.

I know; if so, I'd be playing the role of Ennis.

That's kinda disturbing, man..... 😕 ....but at this point in my life I am open to anything and everything.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
That's kinda disturbing, man..... 😕 ....but at this point in my life I am open to anything and everything.

I haven't reached that point; I highly doubt I ever will... Goddess Kali is taking applications I hear. Remember to read the fine print.

Originally posted by Robtard
I haven't reached that point; I highly doubt I ever will... Goddess Kali is taking applications I hear. Remember to read the fine print.
nope....he is too damn greasy. 😆

Shit I could f*ck you all up muthafackos.

suuuuuuuuuuuuuure you could, lefty.

I'm like eight feet tall and 500 pounds of muscle! I'm a twenty four degree black belt in jiu-jitsu! I can punch a hole through titanium!

OK, shaq diesel.

I can kick your ass with my dick!

OK, settle down.

Okay. 😄

OK....I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

I can't, if I did the awesome power of my expertly trained fist will rip the universe to shreds if used at full power.

Go ahead, *****, gimmee your best shot!!!

*punches RJ, his body disintigrates as the universe collapses on itself.*

that was an illusion, *****, I used the force. you missed me.