Ever been in a fist fight? Did you win? Tell us about it!

Started by Violent2Dope17 pages

Originally posted by vinz07
Hahahhaa..funny memories!!! me too. when i was in elementary, we had fought with my classmate because of misunderstanding...kids will always be kids...
Your story is bullshit, in that it sucks.

SNAP.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I know robtard can take care of himself, but guys, be nice to him.

You know, I do appreciate the kindness; I still won't let you blow me.... and, as always, a handjob is also out of the question, sorry.

no reach around either?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
no reach around either?

For you, sure... remember though, I'd be portraying the role of Ennis (he was 'top' in Brokeback)

never mind, I was only daydreaming.

Originally posted by Robtard
You know, I do appreciate the kindness; I still won't let you blow me.... and, as always, a handjob is also out of the question, sorry.

What do you me "blow me"? and what is a "handjob"? You speak a language and just don't understand.

tee hee. ummmm, its a trap!!!

3 way....mmmmmmm

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Correct. Also a good punch to the throat will have you on the ground coughin up blood.
Or crush it.

Lets see: 7th grade a big kid knocked my trapper keeper out of my hands, so i hit him, and he dotted my eye. Layed out a bouncer and took one down 2 flights of stairs, kinda jacked up my back, should have went to jail, but they let me go. Happy Gilmored a dude for spitting beer on me by pulling his shirt over his head and uppercutting him. My buddy pulled me off and i had to run away with a cast on my foot. Beat some guy down on the sidewalk for talking smack, i think he started it, i was pretty drunk, i ended up in cuffs. About 5-6 bouncers kicked the crap out of me in one club, and threw me out the back door into the alley movie style. They broke my orbital bone, and i looked like elephant man for awhile. Fought a cowboy at another bar, and when the bouncer pulled me off he ripped a tendon in my pinky, it doesn't work so good anymore. Fought a big guy at the bar for mad mugging me, hooked him a couple of times and split his eye open... Cops showed, so i ran.
There's a few more, but the details are faded. Only fight in the ring now, those idiotic bar brawl days are over. I always felt like a jackass when i recovered the next day.

Paragraphs?

Shit, I'll probably be fighting a lot this year.

uh huh.

No, I'm actually serious this time.

right...yeah.

I almost got into a fight recently with a friend over something really stupid. Me and a friend were playing a Super Smash Bros Melee and I lost. I would've been fine with it, but he started selling out like he was hot shit, so I got pissed and walked up and pushed him down and started cursing at him. He wasn't really the fighting type so he backed down. I started to feel bad so I apologized and we're still cool.

One time in preschool, this kid bit me and he actually drew blood, so I hit him over the head with a tape dispenser. Then they put me in time out.

That's about as much fighting as I've done.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I almost got into a fight recently with a friend over something really stupid. Me and a friend were playing a Super Smash Bros Melee and I lost. I would've been fine with it, but he started selling out like he was hot shit, so I got pissed and walked up and pushed him down and started cursing at him. He wasn't really the fighting type so he backed down. I started to feel bad so I apologized and we're still cool.
jerk. 🙄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
jerk. 🙄
Hey we made up.🙁

doesnt make it all better. jerk.