Is it a fad in Britain to hate Americans?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hmmmmmm....the American Revolution? maybe? Two centuries ago=centuries ago.

Is that the only war the American education system teachers you all about? 🙂 Of course, most of the others were major logistical and PR f**k ups, but hey, no ones perfect.

I spent 8 months living in Austin, Texas and I thoroughly enjoyed the way me ol' accent could woo the majority of the female population, so I cannot dish out any dirt on the tastes of females. I can say I got bored of the huge but bland food quickly, and I was a bit disturbed at how suspectible alot of the people I was living with were to advertising, but I guess being a Brit I am pretty cynical about it all.

Oh, and London > New York in my book. Loved the sights the first few times I went to NYC, but after a while, god, I prefer the cobbled streets of North London, full of our pretentious cultural indulgences. LA doesn't even come close.

how very brit of you to rely on your accent to pick up chicks, instead of the old fashioned way.

What? hit them over the head with a club?

Originally posted by smoker4
What? hit them over the head with a club?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
wit, personality and charm. The accent thing is a crutch.

So how do you pick up women? i kid i kid.

While I was staying in Florida, it was brilliant having the English accent thing, the lasses loved it. I was seeing a twenty four year old diving instructor for most of the stay and I was only 17 at the time, though she thought I was 19.

Originally posted by smoker4
So how do you pick up women? i kid i kid.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
While I was staying in Florida, it was brilliant having the English accent thing, the lasses loved it. I was seeing a twenty four year old diving instructor for most of the stay and I was only 17 at the time, though she thought I was 19.

Geezer, did you teach her how to drive stick?

Originally posted by smoker4
Geezer, did you teach her how to drive stick?

Yep; the English way...............After scones and lager.

Originally posted by smoker4
Geezer, did you teach her how to drive stick?

Ooo, very good, I didn't think of that double meaning. I crashed a rental car in the states, while reversing. So after that I just stopped driving there. Bloody things are too big.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Yep; the English way...............After scones and lager.

Excellent i approve of your methods

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
his stick, or a car?

Multitasking

Originally posted by smoker4
Excellent i approve of your methods

That's the kiss of death then, you whirly!!!

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Ooo, very good, I didn't think of that double meaning. I crashed a rental car in the states, while reversing. So after that I just stopped driving there. Bloody things are too big.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
model?

A big filthy Dodge, SUV/People carrier type thing.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
A big filthy Dodge, SUV/People carrier type thing.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
A big filthy Dodge, SUV/People carrier type thing.

Probably a lot filthier later on! eh? eh?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dodge durango, I think.

Sounds familiar. Fvcking nightmare of a turning circle, may as well drive a bloody double decker.

As a citizin of america i'd say you have a rite to hate us becase the majoriy are americans are basterds and but if you want to see the real americans go to the small towns and if your in the rite spot you will find some really cool people.
the last of a dieing breed.
but honestily i'd rather live in a diffent country because while i love america the people in charge and our values are going to hell

besides the only reson you guys would hate us is because were capitalist basterds and we show it in everything we do.sex,drugs,obesity,stuck up rich people and dammit thats what we've become

Drugs suck. F*ck drugs.