Ze PT Sith Showdown!

Ze combatants: Darth Sidious and Darth Maul versus Darth Tyranus and Darth Vader. All are in their RotS forms! Well... except for Maul... 'cause he wasn't around. 😐

Ze setting: Geonosian hangar [the one where Dooku kicked Jedi ass in].

Ze regulations: No clawing or hair pulling.

Ze rounds: Round 1 - lightsaber only; Round 2 - Force only; Round 3 - All out fight.

Ze storyline: Dooku gets pissed that Sidious stole his Malibu Barbie. In an act of vengeance, he manipulates the newly formed Darth Vader into becoming his apprentice instead of Sidious's. In an act of... well... survival, Sidious pulls a spare Darth Maul-clone with the exact same powers and abilities from his left sleeve [the other holds the lightsaber] and the fight is on! You decide who shall win!

Bravo my man! I like...I like...

Ok here goes,

round 1 - sabers: I believe Dooku and Anakin take it after a LONG fought battle. Anakin can take just about anyone in saber combat, so he'd go after Sidious, and Dooku would take on Maul. I see Maul hurting Dooku a little, but Dooku pulling out a hard fought win, same as Anakin only with no injuries going to Anakin.

Round 2 - force: This gets tricky. Sidious is the best here obviously, and I believe Maul to be the weakest. Dooku is also very gifted in the force and i believe close to Sidious. Sidious has the lighting on lock, but if Dooku can produce it, I'd be willing to bet that he can deflect it, much like he did with Yoda. Anakin and Maul are susceptible to lightning, and although Maul withstood lightning from that Witch, I'm sure that's nowhere near comparable to Dooku's. While Anakin is strong in the force, he doesn't seem to have the needed control over it to win a force contest with Sidious. Likewise with Maul to Dooku. However, I say Sidious and Maul take this due mostly in part to Sidious.

round 3 - all out: I say Anakin and Dooku. If Anakin/Vader reaches his "zone," I don't think anyone here would be able to stop him. He wouldn't reach his retard rage state since Padme and OB1 aren't a part of the equation, so he'd be virtually unstoppable. Considering how he ran through Dooku like nothing, I think he could do the same to Maul, however with slightly more difficulty due to Maul's ferocity. If that's how it played out, I think Vader could take out Maul before Sidious could take out Dooku, then Vader runs over to help destroy Sidious. On the flip side, I think Dooku could beat Maul quickly with the force, or severely weaken him with it then finish it with sabers; and Vader could defeat Sidious.

Thats my story and I'm stickin' to it!

*awaits the emergence of Maul fanboys*

Zexcellent! 😎

I'm not yet offering my two cents. I made this because I don't know who'd win, to be honest.

All good brother man. Hopefully I explained myself enough for starters.l I hate when people just say who, but not why...

Again, nice thread.

Round one could go either way, honestly.

In round two Sidious pops Dooku's head before Anakin beats Maul. Sidious then beats Anakin.

Round three I'd say Maul could survive longer against Anakin than Dooku could against Sidious. Sidious then kills Ani with the force or co-kicks his ass with a saber.

Jolly, you bastard. You cheated me out of an essay-like post.

I hate when people just say who, but not why...

I know, I hate those assholes.

Sidious and Maul take this.

Originally posted by nmensfinest
I know, I hate those assholes.

Sidious and Maul take this.

You took the bait my friend... 😎

Originally posted by nmensfinest
I know, I hate those assholes.

Sidious and Maul take this.

Lmao.

Originally posted by Gideon
Jolly, you bastard. You cheated me out of an essay-like post toast.

Stop haunting me!

Originally posted by jollyjim311
Stop haunting me!

May Rosie O'Donnell strip naked at your house.

Go link Janus to one of your impressive Maul arguments.

...And precede to throw the argument off of a cliff...

Originally posted by jollyjim311
...And precede to throw the argument off of a cliff...

Doubtful.

Originally posted by jollyjim311
What does it matter exactly if many Jedi fell to his lightsaber? It of course does speak about his dominance, as does his position as second in command. He was logically one of the top dogs around. It only speaks of his dominance during that time period, however. If Bandon were to face Anoon or even someone like Saesee Tiin, he'd be dicked royally. Taken seriously, there is no way to justify Bandon defeating Maul.

* Maul "mastered the lightsaber." The same type that Bandon uses.
* Maul is a Teras Kasi master and uses it in his fighting style.
* Maul dodged an explosion when he only has a "microsecond" to get out of the way.
* Maul survived for a month against legions of Assassin droids who I doubt left him the luxury of sleep.
* Maul learned from Darth "MF'ing" Sidious.
* Maul almost killed the Same Darth "MF'ing" Sidious in a saber duel.
* Maul was confident that he could defeat "any" Jedi he encountered(and well educated about Jedi).
* Maul defeated an energized Qui Gon (Windu's equal) in thirty Seconds and left Obi Wan, when using all his rage, hanging from a pit.
* Maul is "one of the deadliest Sith Apprentices in history."
* Maul dominated over Anoon Bondara who's lightsaber skills were "second to none" (including Yoda), was a master of Teras Kasi, was the Jedi Battle Master, gave easy beatdowns to the likes of Qui Gon, was extremely adaptive (His Padawan Ashat who revealed "strong Force tendencies even as an infant" wished to one day have "one tenth" of Anoon's adeptness.)
* Maul has "far superior darkside knowledge" than Mighella, a powerful Night Sister.
* Maul can "swat blaster bolts away like flies" shot from a very competent Bounty Hunter.
* Maul has spun his lightsaber so fast that it seemed to merge into a "single crimson shield."
* Maul defeated an army of Black Sun thugs, and defeated "seven of the most powerful" people in the Universe in less time than it takes to say it.
* Maul was a "warrior in his prime."

That's just for starters.

Well, here y'are.

Originally posted by jollyjim311
Well, here y'are.

This is why I want Rosie O'Donnell to strip in front of you, you were supposed to give it to him. Alas, I'll be ze messenger.

PS: people, make ze posts!

1. Skywalker and Dooku win sabers no question, Anakin is the best swordsman of the 4.

2. This is the one i have to think about, not certain really. Sidious the strongest here, Maul is the weakest. Im trying to think how close Dooku is to Sidious, i don't think hes that far off, he has shown some crazy force powers in the comics and the movies, that look to rival those of Darth Sidious. Anyway Dooku could get rid of Maul w/ the force the same way he did to a ROTS Kenobi who is more powerful than Maul. Then Anakin and Dooku take Sidious, i think, but it would not be easy. I could be wrong here though b/c i could see Sidious possibly winning here too.

3. ZeSkywalker and Dooku

Anakin holds his own against Sideous long enough for Dooku to pwnt'd Maul in all twenty seconds, then the dooble team.

Or...

Dooku holds his own against Sideous long enough for cader to force crush Maul's horns through his brain, THEN the double team.

Maul can beat neither on the opposite team. And Dooku is close enough to Yoda in terms of skill to at least keep up with Sid's long enough for Vader to finish him off.

Blaxican, you whore, when is Dooku close to Yoda?

What's going on here?