Kairi v.s. Princess Peach

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Kairi v.s. Princess Peach

These girls are going to duke it out for the Princess of The Gaming World. One of The Seven Disney Princessess v.s. The Princess of Mushroom Kingdom. Place Your Bets!

Kairi. She'll rape her with her Keyblade.

Peach would win this easily.

Peach has all sorts of abilities, and if it's smash bros. peach, Kairi doesn't stand a chance. For the moment, kairi is very inexperience and all she would do is slash wildly.

Not too mention the Keyblade isn't sharp. It's the equivalent of a baseball bat.

But if you know how to use the Keyblade, it dosen't have to be sharp!

Yes, apparently, but don't expect to be beating down any actual real swordsmen or anything with a baseball bat...

The way of the Keyblade is to just swing it around wildly, hoping to hit something.

Dude, the Keyblade is so insanely powerful, it doesn't need to be sharp, it does just as much damage as if it had been sharp to the atom.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Not too mention the Keyblade isn't sharp. It's the equivalent of a baseball bat.
Yeah, not to mention it can overcome the likes of Hades and the Greek Titans, as well as the fact that it holds phenomenal power and can wrought chaos and ruin upon a world.

Also, you do know that there are many different Keyblades, correct?

Originally posted by Xenogears
Yeah, not to mention it can overcome the likes of Hades and the Greek Titans, as well as the fact that it holds phenomenal power and can wrought chaos and ruin upon a world.

Also, you do know that there are many different Keyblades, correct?

Disney Hades is considerably weaker then Hades other incarnations. And I wasn't saying that it wasn't powerful, just that it wasn't even sharp. You basically just bludgeon your enemies to death.

Yeah I no. But why didn't Riku give Kairi a better Keyblade

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Disney Hades is considerably weaker then Hades other incarnations.
Care to prove that statement?
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
And I wasn't saying that it wasn't powerful, just that it wasn't even sharp. You basically just bludgeon your enemies to death.
Your statement that it's the equivalent of a baseball bat is bullshit nonetheless.

I agree completely Xenogears, plus, you can also beatdown a skilled swordsman with a baseball bat. I've seen it

Care to prove that statement?

No. Not really.

Your statement that it's the equivalent of a baseball bat is bullshit nonetheless.

How so? Are you saying you don't bludgeon your enemies to death?

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
No. Not really.
Thought so.
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
How so? Are you saying you don't bludgeon your enemies to death?
No, I'm saying the Keyblade is not the equivalent of a baseball bat.

]Thought so.

You? Think?

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No, I'm saying the Keyblade is not the equivalent of a baseball bat.

And I'm saying it is haermm

A Keyblade is used like a sword/wand, just so you know.

Baseball>>>>Keyblade. This is only if your talking about the one from smash brothers though. The keyblade can cut through buildings(some how)but I still give it to Peach, she did save mario, a greater feat than anything Kairi has done(which would be crying because Sora likes Riku better than her)

Originally posted by Xenogears
A Keyblade is used like a sword/wand, just so you know.

swinging it around like mad does not make it like a sword in any way shape or form... Also using your bat to hit another persons bat doesn't make a sword. The whole notion of it even being called a blade is ridiculous as it isn't sharp whatsoever. I'd agree with wand only because it is used to summon magic.

EDIT: Also what's up with SE and there love of making the male leads in a story idiots? Cloud has both Tifa and Aeris at his command, but he's too busy orgasming over Sephiroth to care. Cloud's got Kairi, but z0mg, Riku! He must... have... Riku.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
swinging it around like mad does not make it like a sword in any way shape or form... Also using your bat to hit another persons bat doesn't make a sword. The whole notion of it even being called a blade is ridiculous as it isn't sharp whatsoever. I'd agree with wand only because it is used to summon magic.
So would you think this cannot be used as a sword?